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Beijing dialect swear words, Beijing dialect swear words
Yes, that’s right, I’m just talking about you. Don't pretend to be confused while pretending to understand. He used to be an honest and friendly person, but now he has learned to play catty and is tired of it. He sees people wandering around in the street, playing oil and gas, having troubles from time to time, or just eating and sleeping.
Just look at yourself in the mirror, okay? The older you get, the more cramps you get, and you’re all a mess. Don't talk about who you catch and argue with whom all day long, and you don't do things accurately. Tell you something bigger,
You said you let me go a few times? Just follow my point. You Tumo and Xingzi are all in vain! Look at your usual virtues, you are so great! You are pretending to be a person of five people and six children, it is quite like that. In fact, besides being idle all day long, the full-bodied Yao Erzi is also involved in doing some crazy things. If you get acquainted with someone who has some background, well, you will have to fawn over him even if you stay late.
When I was really busy and panicked, I started to make noise and fight with those gangsters.
When you see an old lady walking down the street, you stare at her with your eyes wide open. One day, if you meet someone who is generous and gives you a piece of advice, you will know what a tremor is.
You said it’s not easy for your old man to do it, but he still hopes that you can make a difference and earn a living. Not only have you not made any progress at all, but you have also made the old man suffer all day long, and you have been tormenting the five spines and six beasts around you.
As soon as I scolded you a few words, you would scold you, and you would hang out. If you disliked the old man's nagging, you would talk back and forth. Are you secure now? Are you going to lose all your little wealth? Don't look at what other tricks you can come up with. I don't want you to be able to eat stick noodles every day, but at most I'll give you a bowl of cold noodles for free. Don't play tricks on me.
I bet you have mixed garlic under your feet and can’t pry it off with tweezers. Wouldn’t it be a waste to open your big mouth?
You’re so quick. , why have you become so mouthless? After spending a long time spitting, I won't talk to you anymore. I'll use the light to find a bright place to stew the honey.
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