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Buy a house and tell me how to write it.
2. Open a house together now and buy a house together later.
In the new year, you must ask what kind of work you do and how much money you can earn. Is there anyone who has not bought a house? Are you ready to get married?
The climax of marriage is not a new house, but buying a house.
5.{ I earn money to buy a house} I go home to honor my parents.
6. The man who really loves you is not shopping to buy a house, but actually gives you legal responsibility.
7. If a man can give a woman a menstrual period, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, miscarriage, dystocia, caesarean section, massive bleeding, breast-feeding by hand, and gain weight, I am willing to buy a house for him and raise him.
8. If a man can take the place of a woman for menstrual dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, abortion, obstetric bleeding and fear of betrayal, then I would rather buy a car and a house to take care of him for life.
9. The three most unlucky things in life: First, buy a car, buy a house and marry a wife; Second, no car, no house and a wife; Third, no car, no house and no wife.
10, Sixi: I want to make money, not by buying a car or a house, but by buying a cemetery. I was buried when I died that day.
1 1, my dream now is. Study hard. Find a good job. Buy a house and a car. You and I live in the house. And our children.
12. If you can stay in ipartment, the rent will be halved and the water and electricity will be free! I don't buy a house. . .
13. If there is a boy who can take my place in menstruation, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy and childbirth, I am willing to buy him a house and take care of him for life.
14,-If men have children during their holidays, I am willing to fight for them and buy a car and house.
15, they said that we have to struggle to buy a car and a house, and there are no men. We should be good, and we should be good all our lives!
16, [If you buy more than ten shirts every month for six consecutive months, consider buying a house]
17,-I won't touch anything if I cross over to beauty, wine and food. I will leave a note for future generations: buy a house early!
18, q: [What if people who don't want to get married and have children get old? Because I don't have to help my children buy a house, I will take them to live a free and happy life.
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