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Brother Xiong joke

Xiu just walked into the room and saw the scenery in front of him completely stunned.

"In summer ... this kind repairman helped Ye Siren, a gentleman of Yehenala's family, who was still lying on the floor.

"Ah ha ha ... let the leader laughed ..." Xia Xiong laughed a few times and helped the dead man sit on the sofa, or rather threw him on the sofa.

"Hehe ... it seems that Brother Xiong really ... works a lot ... really admires ... planting strawberries everywhere."

"Leader ... it's not funny ..." Brother Xiong's face was covered with black lines.

A crow flew by. ...................

"Is there anything else? Repair ... "If you are wronged, you must find your own backer.

"No ..." Hugh shook his head hard. Actually ... it's really not funny. But ... you ... I just ... ...

"Fix ... your face ..."

"ah? What's wrong? " A person who suddenly wakes up.

"Red ... so cute ~ ~" He raised his hand and poked it in Xiu's face several times before giving up.

In an instant, ............ rose. ......................

"It's hot ... it's hot ... it's hot ..." It's so cute ... almost bloody. .....

"It's just ... I also feel very hot ..." Moxibustion dance replied solemnly.

"The snob ... is back ~ ~ ~"

"Brother ... don't run downstairs! ! ! ! ! "

A group of people stared at the upstairs where the voice came.

Feng ghost fiddled with bangs and gracefully walked downstairs.

"Summer ... Xia Mei ... who told you to tear off the dragon seal of Yu Xia! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 "The male brother who growled completely. ..............

Feng ghost went straight to the moxibustion dance and muttered, "Boy, who dares to show this expression in front of the most handsome and powerful power walker in iron time and space? Do you still want it? "

The leader was all smiles ... waiting for Feng ghost to come to him.

"Mind-grabbing-controlling people's minds Ulabaha-apologizing!" Hugh can't help using his abilities.

At the same time, Grandpa took out the magic postscript and prepared to deal with Feng ghost.

"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ grandpa! Don't ... "Summer came to Feng ghost. "I'm sorry ... sorry ..."

"Hey ... how can you be my family?" Feng ghost disdains a low-key apology in summer.

In summer, as soon as I turned around, I immediately posted the Dragon Seal of Yu Xia.

"I'm sorry ... leadership ..."

"Yes ... leader ... sorry, Feng ghost is too conceited." Sober Yu Xia apologized again and again.

"It's okay ... my leader will make way for your brother sooner or later ~ haha ... but you are the brother of the leader, I can't afford it!" Moxibustion dances and waves again and again.

"Leader! ! ! ! "Summer shouted" I know ... I know ... you're joking, right ... hahahaha "

"Yes ... it seems that my humor can only be understood in summer ... failure ~!" Moxibustion dance looks very sorry.

"No ... after the leader molested me, I suddenly began to understand ... hahahahahaha" Summer giggled without image.

Everyone ... o _ _ o " ...

"Summer!" Patted Xia's shoulder. Xia realized the embarrassment and quickly pulled two sentences: "Leader, it seems that you didn't ride a motorcycle today!" Looking around, summer came to a conclusion.

"Yes ... I'm worried that riding a motorcycle all the time will turn into a motorcycle like Xia Mei." The same serious tone, innocent expression.

"Er ... ahem ..."

It seems that the leader's cold joke is really four words.

"Master ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Really ~ I like ..."

At the dinner table .....

"Leadership ~ let me introduce the dishes! Scolopendra mixed with pig testicles ... this ... cockroach feet mixed with bat blood boiled ~ ~ this ... is the best! Mouse liver and ah ... snail tentacles ... Acura ... "

A group of people ..... Completely fainted.

I slowly stuffed the champion in my mouth and didn't forget to say hello. "Everyone is watching and don't eat any more? I am so embarrassed. . . . "

"Ah ... this ... eat male food every day! ! ! "Leaves sitting next to the dead, a look of vomiting, said no one believes a lie. No, except our allies in steel time and space.

"Yes, yes ... I'm already losing weight!" Xia Yuzhen was afraid that the leaders would suspect standing by and echoing. I also stabbed Xia, suggesting that Xia had to say a few words to get away with it.

In summer, I don't lie, don't you know? I stood there like a puppet.

"Leader ... this ... I don't know what this visit is for?" Xia Liu saw that something was wrong and quickly changed the subject.

"Oh ... so ..." The leader said while drinking soup. "Didn't you use the power of the underworld magnet to enhance your skills in summer?"

Nod your head. ..........

"Ghost dragons were originally mistakenly sealed inside. They were released in the summer when they enhanced their skills, and then they were taken by the devil for their own use. Now they are a malicious role. " Lick the corners of their mouths. Stop and look at the person standing next to you. This means that I am busy eating. Trim your head. Then he went on to say that ghost dragons seem to be cursed, and obedience to the lich king killed many power walkers.

"Oh ... I'm not afraid ... let me use exorcism and moxibustion to solve it. Just call the leader and explain. We will solve it immediately and come in person ... Hehe. "

"This ... Xia Liu's grandfather ... I ... mainly miss bear's brother's cooking ... by the way, I'll let you know about it."

"Ha ha ha ha ~ champions! You just make people like you ~ ~ "Brother Xiong slapped the leader on the head ... immediately ... a big mouthful of soup ... gushed out from the leader's mouth.

It's not that simple to wipe the corners of the mouth of the leader with a paper towel ... Because ghost dragons are busy in summer, I'm afraid their powers will be affected in summer, so it's best not to make a move. The leader and I came here to discuss how to fix it, and told everything to Xia and Grandpa.

"Ah, will we be in danger in summer ... leader ... please do something to save my son, and I will make you more delicious food ~ ~!"

"Brother Bear ... Calm down."

"Brother ..." Summer let out a cry. Yu Xia fell flat in summer's arms. Brother ... brother. .....

Alas ... Yu Xia ... Brother Xiong screwed up ... Xia Mei ... Grandpa was in a hurry to call.

Then ... Xia Mei just took advantage of the chaos to escape and explained with a calm face. Say that finish began to check the situation in Yu Xia.

Yu Xia ... Feng ghost tried to get rid of the shackles of Yu Xia on him, but Feng ghost couldn't get out because of the suppression of the dragon seal ... so Yu Xia's internal breathing was very chaotic. Do not rest.

The leader looks dignified.

Pass the sound into the secret ....

Leadership? Is it serious? Xiu watched the moxibustion dance

Haha ~ It's still not repaired well ... Although I don't know why Feng ghost keeps doing this, I'm worried that Yu Xia will be in danger.

Holding my brother back to my room in summer, I can vaguely smell the fragrance belonging to Yu Xia, which makes summer a little absent.

Carefully put my brother on the bed and touch Yu Xia's cheek ... Don't be all right.

I could only stare at you that day.

I was so miserable at that time, hew~ couldn't even speak.

I said please don't leave, but it's no use. The whole world is divided into twelve spacetimes, in which golden spacetime, darkness and white road all lose, while iron spacetime in the same quadrant is good at winning. The power walker defeated the devil's control.

And gave birth to the ultimate Kurt who saved time and space-Tian Youde.

In summer, in order to save the decline of goodness, I decided to help other 1 1 time and space defeat the devil.

In this case, in order to enhance the skills in summer, the leader decided to use the underworld magnet to enhance the skills in summer.

"In summer, Yu Xia Xia Mei's father died ... having a meal, but I carefully prepared for a morning." Brother Xiong stood in the living room, greeting the food on the table.

Knock, knock, knock ... the sound of rushing downstairs.

then .................

"Old darling ... I'm still growing, please! Don't do this ~ ~ ~ "Xia Mei knelt at Brother Xiong's feet and held her leg, rubbing her nose and tears.

"Xia Mei ... you do it again ... I will use forest! Did you hear that? ! ! "The elder brother of the male a jilt feet push Xia Mei away.

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"What about my brother ... the professor asked me to attend a meeting ... the stock market has been unstable recently ... I ..." Xia Bian said as he rushed to the door.

result ....................

Forest Frozen Ulabach

So Yu Xia was frozen at the door and in close contact with the door.

It's getting worse and worse to carry my brother into the house in summer. "Brother Bear greets him when he comes downstairs in summer.

"ah? Brother ..... "Summer want to a few steps to Yu Xia's side, whispered in his ear" brother ... frozen is good also. Don't eat mom's cooking. "

"Summer ..........." Yu Xia's face changed from black to green.

Then I moved Yu Xia to the stairs in summer, worrying about whether to move upstairs.

"Grandpa ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" Xia Mei rushed to Brother Xiong and said breathlessly, "Mom's darling ... Grandpa, he ... he really snuck out from the back door to eat pizza, and then went to ............, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, me too! ! ! ! "Xia Mei's expression is also a skirt.

"It leaves the dead! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Usually at this time, the usefulness of the dead is highlighted.

"ah? Brother Xiong ~ ~ You called me? " Ye Siren, who had no idea what had happened, waved in underwear with the word "male" written on it.

Of course, he is loved by Brother Bear.

"Mom ..."

"Dear Mom, .............."

"Summer ... untie me."

"I won't ..."

"Aren't you the ultimate Kurt?"

“O _ _ O”…”

"Then tear off my dragon seal!"

"This ..."

Two people are whispering to each other. .....

Grandpa? Where are you going in such a hurry? Ha ha laugh ... "Ciaran De Xingflow rushed into the moxibustion dance of the leader who walked to the door.

"yes. Grandpa, what is this? " Take a side and face doubts.

The leader ~ ~ ~ ~ reunited after a long separation ... "Brother Xiong greeted him with a big smile and glanced at Abba, who was completely frozen.

"Where, where ... Brother Xiong ~ ~ I seem to smell the fragrance ~ ~" The eyes in the moxibustion room lit up.

"Ah, ha ha, ha ha ... leadership ~ you still have such an eye for so many years ~ then come on ..."

"Good ~ ~ Xiu ~ ~ We are lucky to eat delicious food today ~"

"ah? I ... eat ... eat ... "

"This is ... leader ... I also ate ..." Xia Liu also released it in time.

"You're welcome, .................."

So everyone was stunned except the smiling leader and Brother Xiong.