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Please explain Beijing Opera.
The day before, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty made an appointment with Yang Guifei and ordered him to hold a banquet in Baihua Pavilion to enjoy flowers and drink together. The next day, Yang Guifei first went to Baihua Pavilion and prepared a royal banquet for the coachman. It was getting late at that time, and Tang Xuanzong did not arrive. It's too late, too late. However, suddenly someone reported that the emperor had been lucky in Jiang Fei Palace, and Yang Guifei was bored to death when she heard the news. Yang Guifei is naturally narrow-minded, jealous and particularly flattering, and women are most likely to react when they are angry. Therefore, 10,000 kinds of feelings are hard to get rid of for a while, and they get drunk after three glasses of wine. Chun Qing was so excited that he couldn't help laughing. So he got carried away, became bohemian, got drunk frequently with eunuchs Gao Lishi and Peilishi, and made lewd courtship, which was the beginning of his return to the palace.
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This play is sung for Hua Dan and is famous for its feminine figure. Only those who know see it will feel meaningless. And there are too many descriptions. If Hua Dan plays in a bad situation, it is often described too much, which is particularly unbearable and makes people feel uncomfortable for three days. When Lu performed this program, the people praised it.
Detailed plot
During the Tianbao period, the world was at peace. Tang indulged in debauchery, so he sent Gao Lishi to choose beautiful women all over the country.
Gao Lishi went from Huguang to Guangdong. I chose some, but I was not satisfied. I overheard that there was a girl named Jiang Caiping in Xinghua County in central Fujian. She is not only beautiful, but also proficient in schools of thought, Tao Ci, Chyi Chin, calligraphy and painting. Gao Lishi asked local officials to send someone to escort him to the capital. Tang saw that Jiang was as beautiful as a fairy, smart and witty. So I moved my face gladly and rewarded the minister. I didn't go to court for three days. Jiang Caiping liked plum blossoms since she was a child. She named herself Mei Fen. After he entered the palace, Ming Chengzu gave him the name Mei Fei, and specially built Meiyuan in the back garden. In order to please the emperor and Mei Fei, the state capitals presented the fine sika deer hoofs to the palace.
One day, Ming Chengzu hosted a banquet in Meiyuan to entertain the kings. After three rounds of wine, I suddenly heard the loud sound of the palace flute, which seemed to fly from the sky. Ming Taizu was surprised to see the prince and the king, so he proudly said, "It's my newly chosen Mei Fei who plays the flute." . In order to show Lao Zi's happiness in front of his son, he ordered Gao Lishi to invite Mei Fei to see the king. Soon, Mei Fei came to Meiyuan like a willow in the wind. The Ming emperor praised Mei Fei as a plum essence. She is blowing a white Yu Di and dancing a thrilling dance, which can make the whole house glow. The kings said, then let's open our eyes.
The Ming emperor ordered Mei Fei to dance. So Mei Fei danced in the garden. Sure enough, it flies like a purple swallow, floats like a begonia flower and is as light as Mei Duo. After the dance, the kings applauded and toasted her. Ming Chengzu is very proud and appreciates the envious eyes of his sons.
At this time, Wang Ning was drunk. When he was toasting Princess Mei, he accidentally stepped on Mei Fei's embroidered shoes. Mei Fei was very unhappy and went to the palace. The Ming emperor somehow failed to keep Mei Fei.
The angry face scared the king out of his wits. When he returned to the palace, the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. It is a sin to flirt with my father's beloved princess. If Mei Fei speaks ill of him in front of his father, you can't argue clearly even if you have a thousand mouths. It suddenly occurred to him that Xu Mayang was resourceful and won the favor of the emperor. Immediately send someone to invite Yang back for a private talk. Yang Hui deserves to be a wise man. He turned his head twice, blinked a few times, held out two fingers and whispered two tricks in Wang Ning's ear.
Early the next morning, Ning Wang knelt in front of the temple and apologized to Ming Chengzu, saying, "Father, yesterday I accidentally stepped on the embroidered shoes of Queen Mei Fei because of my poor drinking capacity. Please forgive me." . "
Ming Chengzu was surprised by Mei Fei's anger last night. Now he is very upset after listening to Wang Ning's words. He looked back at Yang, calmed down and said, "If I care, everyone in the world will say that I value sex over human feelings. Since it is unintentional, forget it, just be more careful in the future. "
Wang Ning kowtowed and thanked him. Xu Mayang took the opportunity to say, "Your Majesty, I have seen many concubines in the palace. How can I see that Gao is trying to hold beauty contests everywhere? " Ming Taizu said,' There are many concubines, but not many people like them. Yang Hui said, "I heard that Yang Yuhuan, the princess of longevity, was born with a beautiful face and a beautiful face, not a human daughter. "
Ming Taizu listened to unknowingly paused. Does Shouwang really have this daughter? Never heard of it. According to seniority, Shouwang is a son and Yang is a daughter-in-law. However, lust overwhelms interpersonal relationships. Hearing this, Ming Chengzu immediately sent Gao to Shouwangfu to find Yang Yuhuan.
The imperial edict is hard to violate. No matter how reluctant, Shouwang had to give it away. Yang Yuhuan didn't want to wait on the emperor. She and Shouwang are very loving. Shouwang and Yuhuan wept bitterly. Everyone knows that the relationship between husband and wife is over; This is a life-and-death parting. However, the watchman still holds some hope: if his father doesn't like it, Yang Fei won't come back!
Shouwang was wrong. When Yang Yuhuan met the Ming emperor, the moon shone in front of the stage and silver candles shone in the palace. Under the bright moon, Ming Chengzu looked intently at Yuhuan and saw that her skin was fair and radiant, plump and not fat, which was better than the beauty of Yue. If she just turned her head and smiled, there were a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of six palaces disappeared without a trace.
Miss beauty in the morning, miss beauty in the evening, beauty is really in sight. Ming Chengzu was so happy that he decided to keep this daughter-in-law. But he wanted to stop the gossip of outsiders, but Yang Yuhuan couldn't turn around, so he made Gao try to send Yuhuan to Taizhen Temple in the palace to be a female Taoist. The name Ming Taizu gave her was too real. Because He Yang recommended a lovely beauty to him, Ming Chengzu rewarded them. Wang Ning's trick succeeded, not only pardoning his sins, but also satisfying his father's lust; And those who are directly hurt are naturally innocent and unlucky watchmen.
Soon, Ming Chengzu married another room for Shouwang, which was a comfort to him. At this time, he received Yang Yuhuan from the palace with a clear conscience, and conferred the title of "Real Maid-in-waiting as Imperial Lady". That evening, Ming Chengzu ordered the band to play colorful feather clothes and gave her a gold hairpin and a cymbal box. She didn't go to court for five days. Sometimes Yuhuan wears morning makeup, and Ming Chengzu personally gives her eyebrows, light makeup, and laughs and fights, which is very enjoyable.
Spoiled Yang Fei, a stranger in Mei Fei. One day, Mei Fei asked Gao Lishi, "Grandpa Gao, why didn't the emperor come to my palace these days?" Gao Litu dared not hide it, saying, "Empress, you don't know yet. The emperor was very lucky to receive Yang Fei, the longevity king. "
Mei Fei is very knowledgeable. She asked the maid-in-waiting to dress her and went straight to the emperor's bedroom. I saw Ming Chengzu standing alone in the shade of flowers. Mei Fei greeted him and congratulated the emperor.
Ming Taizu smiled and said, "I occasionally provoke idle flowers and weeds, so why mention her?" Mei Fei said, "Call it out and let's meet." Ming Chengzu had to say again and again: "Princess Yang is here, don't be angry." Mei Fei nodded. Ming Taizu then asked Yang Fei to come out to see Mei Fei.
In order to please two beloved princesses, Ming Chengzu gave a banquet to entertain them. When beauty meets, two people are enemies. First, be polite and praise; Later, two poets wrote poems and secretly ridiculed them. You laughed at me for being too thin, and I said you were too fat. Gradually, two people's faces are not very good. Ming Chengzu pretended not to see it. Gao Lishi has been beating about the bush and telling jokes, but failed to amuse the two beautiful women. The Ming emperor held Mei Fei in one hand and Yang Fei in the other, saying, "I got two beauties today. It's just when we have fun. Why do you have to quarrel when you meet? "
Because Mei Fei is talented, proud and feminine, and unlike Yang Fei, Yang Fei often says that he is not in front of the emperor. Ming Chengzu kept company with Yang Guifei all day, listening to songs and dancing, drinking and enjoying flowers, and was extremely happy.
One day, while walking in Meiyuan, Ming Taizu suddenly thought of Mei Fei. Mei Fei's beauty lies in elegance and literature. The beauty of Yang Fei is that she can deceive people. She is gentle as water, and she can do whatever she wants. I haven't seen Mei Fei for a long time. He asked Gao Lishi to pick up Mei Fei with a fast horse and told him, "You must go quietly and don't let Yang Fei know."
Yang Guifei is also very clever. These days, the emperor invited her to sleep every night. On this day, she waited until late at night, until dawn, and didn't see Gao Lishi to recruit her. She asked the maid-in-waiting, and a well-informed maid-in-waiting said, I heard that the emperor brought Mei Fei to his bedroom last night.
Yang Guifei was very angry. She also rushed into the bedroom dressed up. Eunuchs, big and small, were too scared to pull, trying to stop them. Yang Yuhuan pampered himself, accused the emperor face to face, insulted Mei Fei, threw the gold hairpin and Cui Wei presented by the emperor on the ground, and roared off.
Love is deep and fearful. The Ming emperor loved Yang Yuhuan very much, but of course he was a little afraid of her. He must send Mei Fei back first, and then convince Yuhuan. Yang Yuhuan only let the emperor spoil her, don't let him have a second woman. She often drives ministers to do things for her, because her father and brother are both senior officials. Her brother Yang is Cheng Xiang, who is in power in the ruling and opposition parties. There is also a recognition of An Lushan as a dopted mother; Her two sisters were both named Mrs. Yipin, who went in and out of the harem at will and had a warm relationship with Ming Chengzu. She loves litchi, and Ming Chengzu sent a message to the Lingnan government to spread it around the clock. Tang ranks third and often calls him "Saburo" in private. Just like this, Bai Juyi, a great poet at that time, said that Yang Yuhuan is a collection of 3,000 favorites.
On this day, Ming Chengzu called eunuchs Gao Lishi and Peilishi to give a banquet in Baihua Pavilion, and invited Yang Guifei to accompany him to enjoy the moon and flowers, and to play the piano and make poems.
Yang Guifei is very happy. Before dusk, she had to take a bath, smell the fragrance, change clothes and get dressed. It really took her some time than usual. She came to Baihua Pavilion early and went to accompany the emperor with joy. She walked among the flowers, but her heart was not on the flowers. She looked over there from time to time to see if the emperor had come. As soon as there was any movement over there, she hurried to meet her.
Standing on the Jade Bridge, she looked up at the sky and saw a bright moon Ran Ran rising, as bright as an ice wheel. There are mandarin ducks in the water under the bridge, playing freely; A goldfish swam to her, shaking its head, tail and blowing bubbles, as if to say hello to her. The common flowers and fishes in Yuhuan are happier than her. They don't need to please anyone, they don't need to wait on anyone, and they won't wait alone like her. Suddenly, I heard the cry of a wild goose. Looking up, a flock of geese are flying overhead. The wild geese are piercing and touching. Yang Yuhuan heart unavoidably raised the sorrow of the end of the world at this time, if beside Shouwang, there would never be such pain.
See the imperial concubine came early, Gao Litu, Peilishi Dianer came running. The imperial concubine asked if the banquet was ready and if the band had come. I also specifically told her to tell her early when the holy driving arrived, so that she could meet. "So, she continued to enjoy flowers everywhere, looking out of the pavilion from time to time. The time of playing is not short, and the night is deep, but there is still no sign of the emperor. She is both anxious and confused. At this time on weekdays, the emperor should come; Even if something is delayed, eunuchs will be sent to report a message. Why didn't anyone come today? There was no news at all.
The imperial concubine said to Gao Litu, go and have a look. After walking for half an hour, Gao Lishi finally found out. He said, "Empress, long live the grandfather has gone to Mei Fei." Yang Guifei's heart thumped and asked incredulously, "Did you find out?" Gao Lishi said: "I not only inquired clearly, but also saw the treasure where the emperor stopped."
Yang Guifei's heart is full of sadness rather than jealousy. After each generation of emperors ascended the throne, they sent people to various places for beauty contests. There are countless concubines in the palace, and she is the only one who is favored like her Yang Yuhuan. Other women, from entering the palace to old age, may never see the face of the emperor. From this point of view, she is lucky. But compared with ordinary women, she is certainly not satisfied with being able to get along with her husband day and night and be a wife and mother. Enjoy the splendor, but feel insecure, maybe one day you will be left out. And the emperor, who wants to be lucky. The couple should have sued Qi Mei, but the concubines had to kneel down to thank him. ...
With this in mind, Yang Yuhuan put away the bitterness in her eyes. In order not to let the two eunuchs see their tears, he said to Gao Lishi and Parrish, "In this case, I also went back to the palace."
Gao He Pei Shuo: "Empress, the emperor will come to the factory later, and you are not here. How can I tell him?"
Yang Yuhuan on second thought, too, he can be free, but I can't be free. In this way, it will inevitably bring trouble to the two eunuchs. Women are miserable. To put it simply, I just wait for him and drink it myself, Li Saburo. So she said, "Don't go yet, please pour me some wine!" " "
Gao Lishi and Peilishi did not dare to neglect them, and let the ladies-in-waiting serve them. They drank. Yuhuan had a few drinks, but she felt dizzy and delirious. First my son's wife, and then I'm Lao Tzu's favorite concubine. People flatter her, curry favor with her and walk into her door. She is luxurious and expensive, but what's the use? In fact, life is a dream.
Alcohol attack, the whole body manic, she took off her chicken clothes, and took a big cup to drink. Gao Lishi and PeiLishi advised her not to drink any more, but she wouldn't listen, so she simply poured herself a glass and decided to get drunk. At this time, she was so drunk that even the eunuch helped her enjoy the flowers. What peony, magnolia, begonia, orchid, rose, osmanthus. Look at the flowers and think about yourself. Look at the flowers and feel sorry for yourself, full of sadness.
Yang Yuhuan will enjoy flowers and drink at the same time. Both Gao and Pei understand that the imperial concubine is full at the moment and no one wants to be her punching bag. They waited carefully and dared not be careless. Sure enough, the imperial concubine said that the wine was too cold for a while and too hot for a while. She drank all the prepared wine and tried to urge the eunuchs to drink it.
Gao Lishi and Peilix advised her not to drink any more, or she might get drunk. She called them dog slaves and gave them a slap in the face. She asked the eunuch to move the table to a higher place, saying that the emperor was coming and she wanted to see him first. In this way, Yang Guifei drank until midnight. She was really drunk, and her heart was bitter. But she wants to have fun like a man when she is drunk. She took off Gao Lishi's hat and put it on her head; Take off Pareto's boots, put them on your feet, and walk like an emperor. Hold your head high and be full of pride.
It didn't make sense until the bright moon turned west and the morning star came out. The night is cold, the body is cold, and the heart is cold. She wished she could cry. With the help of eunuchs and maids, she returned to the palace step by step. Along the way, her feet stumbled, her heart churned with infinite sadness, and a string of drunken words came out of her mouth: "Li Saburo, you, you are so boring."
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