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Composition of Zodiac Rats

Ever since the mouse took the top spot in the zodiac, it has been triumphant and daring, and even the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Temple dared to break into it and make a scene. The gods complained bitterly and regretted that the mouse had won the first place. The jade emperor also wanted to think. At that time, the mouse climbed up the horn of the cow and defrauded the seat. Isn't this a crime of fraud? No wonder the old cow sued the Tiangong Court!

The day before the trial, the little mouse asked the immortals to carry a "mini pocket gold-plated diamond tower" 50 times higher than him and gave it to Li Jing, the president of the Tiangong Academy. So this fraud case dragged on and on, and it became an eternal injustice in the Heavenly Palace, and old Niu Yi would never get justice. Until now, the old cow still cries at home!

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was furious. I didn't expect the little mouse to be so powerful that he took out the previous ranking table of the zodiac and tore it into pieces and threw it away, so that the gods could organize animals to re-elect the zodiac. The new ranking table of the zodiac has been published. When the Jade Emperor saw it, his nose was crooked: the little mouse was still ranked first. After investigation, the Jade Emperor learned that it was a mouse that brought mosquitoes into his house. Because the reproductive ability of mosquitoes is quite amazing, mice have a lot of votes. The Jade Emperor wanted to disqualify the mouse from the zodiac, so he called the mouse into the palace. The mouse rolled its eyes in frustration and took out a box of things. He opened it and said, "Your Majesty, this is a universal computer. It can surf the Internet, play video games, chat and make friends. " As he spoke, he taught the Jade Emperor to play "Heaven Emperor Slaughters Demon Monkeys". This was to rectify the incident that caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace that year, and the Jade Emperor beat the monkey half to death. Originally, the Jade Emperor was very angry with Monkey Sun, just taking it out on the game. The Jade Emperor was soon fascinated by the scenes in the game, and he had long forgotten that the mouse was not called the zodiac. The mouse said, "I have some small gifts, please accept them." So the jade emperor nodded and accepted the gift from the mouse.

The mouse still sits firmly at the head of the zodiac.

I don't like all the old toys of the Chinese zodiac except mice.

However, it is impossible to find a poor mouse.

If others can find it, then we can bet that we are happy to spend holidays and weekends with our families.

Because the zodiac mouse is a real sentimental person.

Of course, there are also some rats who are very talkative.

Rats are active and diligent, and your anger is mainly caused by the laziness and waste of others. The time of birth has a great influence on the lifestyle of mice.

Mice born at night are more enthusiastic and excited than mice born during the day.

The nature of rats makes rats pervasive and can keep their secrets well. Then, the life of the rat will be very smooth. Then, the rat man must have a high opinion of this man.

However.

In a word, the mouse will never miss an opportunity to find out information.

Rats are very nosy.

Rats use the deadly news collected to kill people and then do it quickly, otherwise they are not rats.

People who care about you don't have to worry about your safety before making a deal.

Parents of children born in the Year of the Rat will certainly get their children's care and consideration, take advantage of loopholes and have a clear conscience.

When employees are sick, rats will visit them and solve their problems as their own, at least they will suffer a great economic blow. Although rat people are cautious and show off, this kind of animal husband can help with housework at home, but this is not the case.

Your heart will never be as calm as you appear.

In fact, mice are easily excited, but your friendly actions often make others feel very stiff.

Rats are usually cheerful, happy and sociable.

Occasionally, but you can control yourself, you can rely on and appreciate the loyalty of mice.

Similarly, people who belong to dragons live in harmony with people who belong to rats.

Rat people will also find the alert snake people attractive and may form a suitable alliance with rat people.

Rats have a good memory, but most of their intentions are good.

This is why mice are popular.

You know almost everyone and everything around you, but mice never need admirers. If others want to get out of trouble as soon as possible, you usually take the least risky plan.

Because mice try not to show their feelings, once others find that mice become irritable, you have keen intuition, foresight and sensitivity to do business.

Disaster can only make a mouse's wisdom more outstanding. Unless you are someone you like very much, you won't give generously.

Therefore, whether the diet nutrition is reasonable or not, people belonging to rats can obviously reach an agreement hand in hand.

Women who belong to rats are often thrifty enough to surprise others.

When she always dresses others in old clothes, is rude or reckless, she knows that the mouse is upset.

However, people can't know exactly where the mouse belongs. Once something happens, the mouse will quit quickly and in time.

The first thing in the mouse's mind is the instinct of self-defense.

Because the mouse is calm and alert.

On the surface.

On the negative side, people who belong to rats like to gossip, criticize others, care about things, find fault and bargain. People who belong to pigs or other rats will live in harmony, so people who belong to rats will eventually become rich, work hard and live frugally.

Rats often buy things they don't really need. Rats may be reticent, and you may care about your employees, whether they have enough exercise.

Fantasy lackeys will irritate the actual lackeys endlessly, and the actual lackeys have already figured out their retreat and ways to do things.

People who belong to rats, tigers and dogs want to do many things at the same time, which leads to distraction.

But if the family really needs money, she will be generous.

In addition to doting on children, mother mouse cares too much about her husband, but she is actually a good housewife.

She will contribute to her husband's career development.

If a mouse can develop its strengths and circumvent its weaknesses and persistently complete its career, then record it and regard it as its own hobby, and it will always be cheated in bargaining.

Maybe this is the accumulation desire of mice.

If a mouse can overcome greed, learn to be patient.

There are souvenirs in the room and sad memories in my heart. Your statement about how many people feel safe may be reasonable.

People born this year will succeed in whatever they do, because you have the ability to improvise like your zodiac.

Rat people can overcome many difficulties, buy and sell second-hand goods and become stingy.

If you want to get money from people who belong to rats.

It is unwise for a mouse to marry a chicken. The mouse will find that the cow is a strong one.

She will drive with her children to practice piano, ballet and violin, and be fearless in times of crisis until she finally achieves her goal.

Just like Mickey Mouse in Walter Disney's works, the personality magic of a mouse is widely loved and understood by people. It allows relatives and friends to live in a mouse's house and live on a mouse.

Why, it is often difficult to make an accurate decision, and as a result, I fell into the trap.

As the saying goes, "you can learn from your mistakes", in the life of mice.

Rats may be more honest, beggars and people who like to take advantage will become very busy in rats' homes.

Sometimes, ambition is a stumbling block for mice, just like saving money.

Although rats are born with the ability to predict danger and enough is enough, you are always busy making your own plans because you never miss the opportunity to bargain and make a "good deal". If someone gets a valuable gift from a mouse, he loves to ask questions, has a unique vision, and has many friends' best explanations.

You never worry about having an extra mouth to eat.

The rat's love ability can only be influenced by the rat's alertness and love for money.

Although the kindness of mice is limited, you still hope that people can give you full trust.

Rats are easy to get along with.

If you are the boss of a mouse.

So it is not surprising that people who belong to rats become excellent writers. The best way is to follow the mouse policy.

Because rats seem to have hidden alarms. ...

250 compositions about mice in the zodiac. The year of the pig is coming to an end, and the year of the rat is coming.

It's the Year of the Rat in 2009 and 2008.

In the zodiac, the pig is at the bottom and the mouse is at the top, so it is called "the mouse is the boss".

In ancient times, people divided a day and night into twelve hours, and one hour at that time was equal to two hours now.

For example, midnight is midnight, sunrise is Shi Mao, noon is noon, sunset is unitary and so on.

The ancients matched twelve hours with twelve kinds of animals according to the time of animal activity.

That is, at night 1 1 until the next morning 1. This time is the most active time for mice, so mice are used to match the zodiac.

In China, the zodiac is deeply rooted in people's hearts.

When it comes to age, ordinary people often say the zodiac first.

The year you belong to is called the animal year.

In people's minds, the animal year is unlucky for the owner, so it is necessary to wear a red belt or a red shirt or something.

Why is the animal year unlucky? Maybe it's psychological.

For example, if you are a mouse, you will show your true colors in your animal year and stop being a human being.

Does the connection between people and animals in the zodiac indicate that there is an inseparable relationship between China people's thoughts and nature? Man is a member of nature. People and all kinds of animals live on the same earth. They are close friends. In a profound word, everything is one with me.

Half of the Zodiac animals are domestic animals. There are five common animals: tiger, rabbit, snake and monkey, and only one virtual animal is dragon.

Livestock are raised by people, have feelings for people and serve them.

The other five kinds of relationships with people are more complicated.

Like a tiger, it is an animal that hurts people, but it is a great symbol in people's impressions; Rabbits and monkeys are not classified as domestic animals, but they are also friends of people; Only mice and snakes are disgusting animals. Why is the mouse listed as the zodiac? Some people have analyzed that the mouse is the first of the 12 Zodiac because of its strong reproductive ability and cleverness, which was envied by the ancients.

As for snakes, the image is extremely bad, and the bad guys are described as "snakes and scorpions".

However, because the image of the dragon is a manifestation of the snake totem, our ancestors endowed the dragon with noble status with their imagination, and the snake is bound to attach to it, so it is called "Little Dragon".

It is said that people born in the Year of the Rat are smart, cheerful, romantic, humorous and observant. I hope all people who belong to the rat say so.

It is said that the tiger accompanied the New Year bell, the golden pig hobbled towards us, and twelve lively animals appeared in my mind.

These little animals always represent such beautiful meanings, and I often see their handsome figures in various small books.

I like the tiger in the zodiac best. The tiger is very brave, very brave. My head is the most similar to his. My head is round, my ears are small, and its ears are small, so every time my mother takes me out, I will be called dignified and strong when I meet her friends. How's it going? It is not nonsense to say that I look like a tiger! As soon as the tiger saw the monster, he bravely jumped on it and bit it. No matter what difficulties he meets, he is not afraid. This is also my advantage, because I am a man.

Once my hand was caught in a stool and it was purple. Although it hurt, I didn't cry. I am as brave as a tiger.

I really want to be a really brave tiger in the zodiac.

If so, I will be the focus of everyone's attention every day in the next year of the Year of the Tiger. Well done!

Write a composition saying that I am a mouse. The calendar in our country is very different from that in other countries. In the traditional culture of China, we are used to using the zodiac to represent the year. Twelve kinds of animals, from the top mouse, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken and dog to the last pig.

I asked my mother, "Why are there mice and cats in the zodiac?" My mother told me a very interesting story.

One day a long time ago, people said that they would choose the twelve zodiac signs, one zodiac sign a year, which is regarded as the human zodiac signs.

There are so many animals in the world, how to choose? People thought of a way to set a day for animals to sign up and choose the first twelve animals as the zodiac.

Cats and mice are neighbors and good friends. They all want to sign up.

The cat said, "Let's register together tomorrow! But I always go to bed late. What should I do? " The mouse said, "Never mind! I'll get up early tomorrow morning and wake you up, okay? " The next day, the mouse got up early, ran to register and forgot to wake the cat.

As a result, the mouse became the first animal in the 12 zodiac, and the cat woke up and ran to the scene. The positions of 12 animals were full, and the cat was angry because it was not selected.

Since then, cats and mice have become enemies.

Hee hee! No wonder the cat is going to catch mice!

My favorite zodiac since the ranking order of the zodiac was determined, all animals have developed an aversion to opportunistic mice.

So one night, eleven other animals got together to discuss the tricks to deal with mice.

Just when everyone was in a dilemma, the clever rabbit brightened up and said, "Alas!" Isn't the cat the enemy of the mouse? We might as well invite cats and let them deal with mice. Isn't the problem solved "Everyone cheered and decided to invite the cat to deal with the damn mouse.

As it happens, a mouse with good ears heard their conversation in the cave and said to his companion; "Finished, the cat is coming to eat us! This is all caused by the ranking of the zodiac. Can't we be in the first place? " At this time, grandpa mouse went out to look for food and asked, "What's finished, finished, finished? It's really unlucky. Aren't you alive?" The spirit mouse replied, "Isn't it because we are ranked first in the zodiac, and other animals hate us to death, and they still look for cats to eat us?"

This is really unfair! "The other mice in the cave also scolded.

Grandpa Mouse comforted the children and advised them not to worry, saying that he had a way to deal with cats.

The next day, while other animals were planning their plans, the mice were also preparing their plans.

Suddenly, there was a meow from the mouse hole. Although the mouse is psychologically prepared, it is still very scared.

At this moment, the cat jumped into the hole. Unexpectedly, the hole was too small and the cat's nose hit the wall. The cat screamed with pain and shrank out of the mouse hole.

The mouse saw it and smiled.

At this time, the pig, who is always lazy at ordinary times, suddenly "cheered" and shouted, "What are you laughing at? You will be caught one day. You are lucky this time! " The cat rested for a while, then put its big paw into the hole to catch the mouse.

A clever mouse quickly said to his partner Hercules mouse, "Go and get that big box!" " "Hercules mouse obediently moved the box out, and found an opportunity with the clever mouse to hit the cat's paw. The cat screamed with pain and its nose was crooked. The other mice laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

The cow on the side said, "Hum! You are lucky this time! You will be finished next time! " But after that, it couldn't help laughing.

Now, cats dare not move around any more.

So, the chicken was very clever and said, "I don't believe we can't beat them." Ma first sends the cat to the hospital, and we will deal with it! " "The horse left with the cat on its back, and other animals and mice started a fierce war again.

The cow stepped out of the team first to challenge the mouse. It pressed its sharp corner against the hole, but it was pricked by a mouse with a steel needle. Just as the horse came back, the chicken said to the horse, "Please take the cow to the hospital again."

"The cow on horseback took pains to go to the hospital. Ma always felt that he couldn't beat the mouse anyway, so he got bored and threw the cow home.

When I saw a dog on the road, I lied and said, "The cow has died because of injury.

"At this point, the cow has been skinned by passers-by and sold.

The dog quickly told the news to other animals. The animals were even angrier when they heard this. They all complain that rats have done so much harm to cattle, but they dare not challenge rats any more. The mice in the hole danced with joy, and the war was over.

The next day, the animals wanted to say goodbye to the cow, but the horse said, "The cow died so badly that whoever goes is unlucky will make friends with it."

"Gal, everyone can't walk, the horse heart secretly happy, when no one praised his high level of cheating, and very proud.

On a trip, the sheep saw that the cowhide sold by a person was very similar to the cow who had lived together before, but when he thought of the horse, he gradually forgot it.

The dog also saw the cowhide on the trip and went back to tell his companions about it. Everyone questioned the horse, but the horse said hesitantly, "That's, that's impossible, that's possible."

"People began to doubt the horse, and suddenly the horse had an idea and said," Alas, could those mice have done it? Rats have very sharp teeth. It is possible that the mouse killed the cow.

"Everyone replied with one voice:" It is very possible, and it is 99.99% possible! "Everyone's doubts about horses have been forgotten again.

Later, the smart dragon became suspicious and went to find this cowhide himself. He found that there were no rat teeth marks on the cowhide, so he further investigated and analyzed the matter and finally uncovered the truth of the matter.

The animals took the horses to the animal court. At first, the horse argued with everyone with its cleverness. Later, in desperation, everything before and after the war was shaken out. After the discussion among the animals, the judge made the following judgment: Ma violated the provisions of Article 25 of the law "Don't lie" and Article 30 of the law "Respect the old and love the young and protect the weak". Instead of protecting the injured cow, it abandoned the cow on the road at will and ruled that the horse could not enjoy it for life. Rabbits provoke disputes and chickens fight directly, which violates Article 15 of the law "No fighting". They must stay in cages for a long time and are not allowed to move at will.

The mice were even more cheerful when they heard the news, but their dead rival cat was also released from the hospital, and the cat hated mice even more.

Since then, people have seen horses change their previous temperament and become industrious, running around with people or carrying heavy goods, while chickens and rabbits stay in cages honestly, but sometimes they are unwilling to be lonely. Mice see cats slip faster.

The calendar in our country is very different from that in other countries. In the traditional culture of China, we are used to using the zodiac to represent the year, from the top mouse, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken and dog to the last pig. One animal represents a year, and there are twelve animals as representatives.

I asked my mother, "Why are there mice and cats in the zodiac?" My mother told me a very interesting story.

One day a long time ago, people said that they would choose the twelve zodiac signs, one zodiac sign a year, which is regarded as the human zodiac signs.

There are so many animals in the world, how to choose? People thought of a way to set a day for animals to sign up and choose the first twelve animals as the zodiac.

Cats and mice are neighbors and good friends. They all want to sign up.

The cat said, "Let's register together tomorrow! But I always go to bed late. What should I do? " The mouse said, "Never mind! I'll get up early tomorrow morning and wake you up, okay? " The next day, the mouse got up early, ran to register and forgot to wake the cat.

As a result, the mouse became the first animal in the 12 zodiac, and the cat woke up and ran to the scene. The positions of 12 animals were full, and the cat was angry because it was not selected.

Since then, cats and mice have become enemies.

Hee hee! No wonder the cat is going to catch mice!

Dogs, cats and mice are anxious to write their compositions. "It's so decided!" The cat is deeply awake: for the dog's "aggression", "armed resistance" is just "an egg hits a stone" and is doomed to failure; And blindly escaping will only further alienate the relationship with the master, and the master will eventually abandon me, but it is not lifeless.

The master hates mice very much. If there are mice in the house, the owner will definitely need me to kill them.

As long as that happens, the owner will gradually ignore the existence of the dog and even eradicate it.

So, the cat took the cheese and rice and "visited" the mouse in an indecent way.

The cat bribed the mouse with his good deception, invited it to his master's house and played with his relatives.

"It's so decided!" The mouse woke up: the cat's "pleasure" essence is a beautiful trap, trying to use us to lower the dog's status in the eyes of its owner.

In order to compete for favor, cats are not only uncompromising means, but also kick down the ladder.

Taking advantage of the dirty air, my relatives left me one after another.

Cats are cunning. I don't think he can get rid of me for a while-but no one can predict my death.

However, after repeated consideration, the mouse finally couldn't resist the temptation of "pleasure", but took advantage of the tired sunshine at noon and quietly drilled its own "comfortable nest".

The rat hole at this time, after a wild noise, has become particularly lonely.

"It's so decided!" Dogs are awake: cats always use some "stupid and ridiculous" behaviors and "disgusting" flattery to arouse their owners' love, which I can't compare with and despise; But God also gave the cat a "brave" mouse-catching skill, which made me a little worried ... Fate is always fair, and I am also a martial artist, so I don't have to be afraid.

Even if I kill the cat, the master won't let me pay for it.

That sly cat tried to weaken me with the help of mice. It seems that mice are the biggest worry at present, and it is not unreasonable for dogs to tamper with mice.

So the dog lay in ambush in the mouse hole, waiting for the mouse to be caught.

Of course, fate will not be on the side of mice, it will only favor those who are prepared.

A dog, though a "three-legged cat", is enough to destroy a fragile life.

After that, the dog immediately jumped on the sleeping cat.

A killing has begun.

"Ga-cheep-MAO!" The host pushed open the door and stood high at the door.

At this time, the cat and the dog changed to intimacy and combed each other's body hair.

"Ga-cheep-MAO" master closed the door and left.

This is still a killing-an incredible "war".

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In a fairy tale composition of more than 400 words about the zodiac, the Jade Emperor School defeated Buddha the Monkey King and chose 12 animals as the zodiac.

The Monkey King flew to the world with a whoosh, and chose thirteen kinds of animals: cats, rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs and pigs. The cat said anxiously to the mouse, "I love sleeping." What if I can't get to the selection in time? " "Don't worry.

"The mouse comforted the cat." I told you to get up! ""well! Thank you! Good partner.

"The cat looks very happy.

The next morning, the mouse went out to take part in the competition.

"500 long-distance running, let's go!" Wukong said blowing his horn.

Participants sprinted separately to avoid the dragon, rabbit, mouse and dog in front.

The worst is the snake, who knows better than running! Seeing the horror of snakes, Wukong said, "O(∩_∩)O Haha ~ I'm laughing to death! ! ! ! "Rabbit drew a perfect ending for the first game with his stunt" Rabbit Run ".

The second game is not just flying kites.

The action of an animal's kite is different. The most interesting thing is the monkey, who tied the string to his feet and walked backwards.

As a result, the monkey scored the most points and became the champion.

The last game was better than swimming. Whoever wins wins.

Because the hungry old cow is familiar with water, it has the upper hand.

The old cow said proudly; "Ha ha, want to surpass me, no way.

""go, just you? Practice for another ten years! " The mouse retorted.

As a result, the mouse pulled out his ancestral "super surfboard" and braved the wind and waves to win the championship.

As a result, all the other animals were selected. Where's the cat? Still complaining at home!

Dogs are my favorite composition of the zodiac. My grandmother has a puppy. The dog's name is Xiaohei, and my brother calls it Xiaohei because he is black all over. It is a grass dog.

Xiaohei's ears hang down on his head and his eyes are round. He also has a small mouth with white in black and a small furry tail. When it is happy, its tail swings from side to side like a blooming flower.

Every time I go back to my grandmother's house, she will stand in front of me, wagging her tail and barking, as if to say, "welcome, welcome, you finally came to see it!" " Black tastes interesting, too.

Once, I deliberately put a little pepper in the ham sausage and added a little spicy. I gave it to Xiaohe, Xiaohe looked at it and smelled it.

Hey, why doesn't it eat? I went to ask grandpa, and grandpa told me that Xiaohei didn't like spicy food.

I quickly washed the pepper and spicy food on the ham sausage and gave it to Xiaohei. In a short time, the ham sausage on the plate was swept away.

I like blackie. I love blackie.

Folklore: In those days, Xuanyuan family of Huangdi wanted to choose twelve kinds of animals as court guards. The cat asked the mouse to sign up, but the mouse forgot. As a result, the cat didn't choose it, and since then, it has made enemies with the mouse.

The elephant also came to the competition, and the mouse got into its nose and drove it away. The rest of the animals, originally headed by cows, were rushed to the backs of cows, and pigs also booed, so rats ranked first and pork chops ranked last.

The tiger and the dragon refused to accept it, and were named king of the mountain and king of the sea, ranking behind the mouse and the cow.

The rabbit refused to accept it again, raced with the dragon and finally reached the dragon.

The dog was unfair and bit the rabbit in a rage, so he was punished from the bottom.

Snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys and chickens have also gone through some contests and arranged their positions one by one. Finally, the order of rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs and pigs was formed.

Although the legendary story is not a scientific explanation of the problem, it embodies people's explanation of the choice of the zodiac.

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