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1. On the long-distance bus, the beautiful woman next to me kept eating snacks, thinking that I was asleep and kept wiping my hands with clothes ... What a delicate face.

2. When a buddy got married, the master of ceremonies said at the wedding, "Please give the groom a wedding speech!"

The groom paused, looked at the bride affectionately and said, "Thank you for WeChat, thank you for Momo, thank you for QQ, thank you for shaking!" .

The MC replied, "Don't forget to thank the people nearby when you divorce. . . "yS

3. "What is high-profile? What is low-key? "

God replied, "For example. Take your money, too Thieves are relatively low-key and taciturn. Robbers are more high-profile: robbery! Hand over all the money! " ╭. DuDu. ~すじ ~.づ.

4. Last weekend, my son asked: Mom, should you return what you found and lost to others? Mom: Yes! The son said sadly, then why did I pick up the garbage thrown by my neighbor's aunt and return it to her home, and she still scolded me? Mom. . . Afraid of tile landing