If you joke with your boyfriend

I swear I will never swear again!

2) When we walk on the road, we go over and kick children when we see them, which proves that we are not pedophiles.

3) Rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants.

4) I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to sleep for 24 hours a day.

5) Coaxing a woman is like hanging QQ for at least two hours every day. After a certain number of days, it will be fine!

6) Don't let your arms pass through your thighs and your thighs don't pass through high heels.

7) Two people who don't call each other are like the man and woman in the news broadcast. They date regularly every day, never ambiguous, never holding hands.

8) Did your mother force you to get married?

9) The ideal is a pile of pots and pans, but the reality is a stick, which is specially used to smash these pots and pans!

10) real estate advertisement: lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who have houses will be well off.

1 1) In junior high school, teachers always put beautiful girls in the first row, saying it was to prevent them from puppy love.

12) I have been single for half a year and will start to be single in the second half of the year.

13) If women were clothes, I have been streaking for thirty years!

Please call me single turtle! How many dogs died at this age?

15) I changed the note of 10086 to my boyfriend, so that I can feel the concern from my boyfriend every day.

16) His wife will be angry, and my wife is still inflating.

17) A person who eats hot and sour powder accidentally gets it in his eye and is afraid to go away. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table, so he had to finish it in tears.

18) Don't even ask me out on Tanabata. I have to sell flowers in the morning, set them at night, and squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine in the early morning. Suddenly feel that life is so hard!

19) Sometimes you just shave one leg, and when you lie down, you feel like lying with a man.

20) On Chinese Valentine's Day, my dog is going out on a date. I am responsible for guarding the door and waiting for the dog to come home.

2 1) What festival is Qixi?

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22) I have been rejected by all the opposite sex around me, and now I am trying to calibrate my sexual orientation!

23) Among all directors, the head teacher has the least power; Among all the directors, the head teacher is the most responsible.

24) Looking for a job after graduation: Age is a treasure, and relationships are very important. Ability is a reference.

25) I am 20 years old and 2 years old, and I have lost many firsts, but my first kiss is still there. What a pity!

26) Suppress your anger, not only because it is a sign of a man's maturity, but also because as the saying goes, angry birds are small.

27) This is our daily life: 1. Play computer, 2. Play mobile phone, 3. Playing mobile phone in front of the computer, 4. Play computer in front of mobile phone.

28) Last night, I said that several girls died without Han. As a result, the girl retorted that you have no wife!

29) On a piece of paper, a genius appeared: my favorite masterpiece: Journey to the West, in which my favorite sentence is: Eat my old grandson.

30) Happy and Big Big Wolf should be banned, because they exaggerate domestic violence and violate the laws of nature.

3 1) Xiaohong and Xiaoming are in love. I fished it up the next day.

32) My classmates go to school and I am at school. My classmates graduated and I am at school. My classmates are at work and I am at school. My classmates are married and I am at school. Classmate, I am at school. My classmates are all fucking divorced, and I'm still at school. I was deeply moved by my diligent and studious spirit. Now that my classmates are married again, I am still at school.

33) attending classes is just a formality, and making up lessons is another matter; Prescription is just a form, and the curative effect is another matter; Writing a book is just a form, being a man is another matter; Acting is just a form, but doing things is another matter; Advertising is just a form, and products are another matter; Law is just a form, and trial is another matter; Policy is just a formality, and implementation is another matter.

34) alas! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

35) Look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

37) Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?

38) I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

Selected jokes about boyfriends:

1) Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

2) Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

3) Most women like a man for only one reason, that is, she can't understand him.

4) Dream, anything is possible.

5) face down first, unable to return to heaven.

6) Dear! Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? what's up . That's great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight.

7) Want to know how much I miss you? Then I'll tell you: I miss you when I burn paper on New Year's Eve.

8) In winter, bring only one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

9) What are you good at? I have crossed more bridges than you have.

10) I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.

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