Read English jokes about food.

? Food? And then what? Painting? These seem to be two unrelated terms. Throughout history, it is not difficult to find that food has a place in many paintings. The following is an English joke about the food I brought. Welcome to read!

Read English jokes about food-two cakes

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure-take this piece and cut it in half!

Two pieces of cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure-take this cake and cut it into two pieces!

Mother gave Harry two apples, a bigger one and a smaller one. She said, share it with your sister.

So Harry gave the small one to his sister and began to touch the big one.

Cor！ "If my mother gave it to me, I would give you the big one and keep the small one for myself."

Harry said, you have got it. What are you worried about?

Mother gave Harry two apples, one is bigger and the other is smaller. Share it with your sister. Mom said.

So Harry gave the small one to his sister and began to chew the big one himself.

Well, my sister said that if my mother gave it to me, I would give you the big one and keep the small one for myself.

Yes, said Harry. Didn't you buy a small one? What's the hurry?

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1. It's so flattering to kiss someone's ass.

I've seen you kiss up to the boss.

I saw you kissing the boss's ass.

2. Lazy people are at home, and people who stay at home.

He is a real TV fan. He just sits at home and watches TV all day.

He is lazy and sits at home watching TV all day.

This great man is an influential person.

That's Brandon. He is a big shot here. So you want to get his favor.

Brandon is an influential person here, so you should try to win his favor.

4. Being crazy is crazy.

My mother will go crazy if she finds out that I crashed her car.

Mom will go crazy if she finds out that I crashed her car.

Step 5 let the cat out of the bag let the cat out of the bag

Come on! Tell me! Spill the beans! What did he say?

Come on! Tell me, what exactly did he say?

6. Sharp Kutcher is a very clever man.

You can't fool Lucy. She is a clever person.

You can't fool Lucy. She's smart.

7. Being calm is being calm.

She always keeps calm when something goes wrong.

When something goes wrong, she will keep calm.