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Kneel for all the lines of Taiwan Province Meteor Garden
Sada Mayumi: Every woman should have a pair of good shoes, because these good shoes will take you to the most beautiful places.
1. Students: Stand on your head when you want to cry, so that you can't shed tears! Stand on your head if you want to cry in the future!
2. Temple: I like you! I like you! I like being so obsessed, and I feel puzzled. In my eyes, I only see you. Shancai, I know I'm annoyed, but I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where you are, even in hell, no matter where you go. I want you to know one thing, that is, I want you! (Xiaoshun is nearby. Xiaoshun Shan magazine has just been discovered in the temple. She was in Yingde when Shanshan asked the temple to let her go. )
3. Shun: If you can't get rid of the haze in your heart, you will never be able to admit and be free. 4. Temple: Because there was only one thought in my heart at that time, and that was to protect you. If I die like this, don't be sad or cry ... (after being beaten by Xiaoshun in the warehouse, he said to Shanshan holding him)
Temple: If apologizing helps, why did the police do it? Stupid woman! (mantra)
6.temple: wordy! Did I ask your opinion? (mantra)
7. Temple: I have a sense of size! (mantra)
8. Class: If you can't score, I will stop the time. (In the basketball game, he said to Shan Cai)
9. Lesson: Nothing happened between Sugiyama and me, and I didn't sleep with her, and I found out that the person she likes is you. (Speaking to Temple who is going to new york at the airport)
10. Temple: As long as you say I like you, I will cancel tomorrow's game. (Give it to Shan Cai the night before the basketball game) 1 1. Classmate: It doesn't matter if you call me mean. I can't lose, because I can't let Shan Cai be expelled from school.
12. Cunninghamia lanceolata: Just like summer vacation, spring vacation and winter vacation, it is as exciting as landing on the moon for the first time! I was fooling around with the whole class when I found Temple kissing Oz.
13. Shancai: What frustrated woman? If you keep talking, there won't be a hot beauty to drink coffee with you! (Just got hit by a kiss from Temple and Koji. After school, I chatted with the whole class in the coffee bar and forced a smile. Shanshan: Hehe, nobody wants to cry. Can you lend me your back? (In front of Sugiyama's house, she said to her classmates who had just sent her back from the petty bourgeoisie villa)
15. Sugiyama: Why is your face like a monkey's ass? Temple: You too! (Two people kiss for the first time, in the temple house)
16. class: the temple is the kind of person who becomes more rebellious the more you push him. The more he rebounds, the more you do it, which will only make a temple turn from love to hate, which is self-defeating. (Speaking to Feng in the temple)
17. Class: I will be a good friend who will protect Chinese fir all my life. (to Feng)
18. Sugiyama: The more she screws me up, the more I have to work hard, give full play to the spirit of weeds and fight her to the end! (at Sugiyama's house, to F3)
19. Simon: there is an old saying: the future is created by ourselves, but it doesn't seem to apply to us ...
20. Misa: Hello! Don't let the dog bite Lv Dongbin! Temple: What dog eats mung bean ice! I don't care what ice it eats! None of you are going! (to mezzo. Simon. Class)
2 1. Shanshan: Sorry, I just heard the news … Temple: I finally found you! (Cunninghamia lanceolata has just been driven out of the street by the landlord. When the temple found her, it hit her temple. )
22. Temple: Give yourself to me, give me ... (when hugging Sugiyama)
23. Temple: Do you need a reason to give a gift to the girl you love? (to Chinese fir watching meteors on the top floor)
24. Temple: It is said that couples who see this meteor are like being hugged by Cupid's wings and will be marked with love. (to the Chinese fir on the roof)
25. Sugiyama: If I love you only one tenth as much as you love me, will you still love me? (On the roof, facing the temple that just showed love)
26. Temple: I will try my best to make up for the other nine points. Sugiyama: What if it can't be repaired? Temple: I won't force you. If one day, I will definitely let you go. (on the roof)
27. Xiaoyou: Love is to fulfill each other! (Talking to Qinghe in the cake shop)
28. Xiaoyou: You are not completely obedient. You want the other party to cooperate, not give in. (In the cake shop, Qinghe is next to him, talking to Shancai with his mobile phone.)
29. Sugiyama: It's like a Grenade that has opened the fuse. It will start the countdown and then explode with a bang, right? (Go to the temple)
30. Sugiyama: Actually, Doumyouji Tsukasa, I have long wanted to say thank you. (talking to the temple, running over and hugging him from behind)
3 1. Simon: Listen to me carefully. If you dare to make the woman I love cry again, I'll gut you, but I'm afraid you can't remember (kick him in the knee) with your IQ. Now, you should remember! ? (In VS, Nakazawa Tomohide said, Xiaoyou is beside)
32. Xiaoyou: If there is anything, I am willing, and I will be responsible for my body and mind. (Demonstrating a date with Simon in a coffee shop and having a conversation with Shancai's mobile phone)
Simon: I am a good man, but I am not a good man. For me, the shelf life of each woman is only one week. (to Xiaoyou)
34. Cunninghamia lanceolata: Maybe in your eyes, I am just a weed, but now I can tell you clearly that everything I do has never been looked down upon by others, but you have completely made me look down on you! (to Feng)
35. Temple: Anyway, the boat will cross the bridge when it comes to it, and if it's a big deal, it will just hit it. In short, my mother wants me to leave this house, and I will never agree! (Right, F3 is in the pub)
36. Cunninghamia lanceolata: There won't be a piece of meat missing, just like foreigners say hello ... (The class is around, talking to himself) 37. Cunninghamia lanceolata: A western philosopher once said that women, gorgeous gold diamonds and shining pearls have won your vain imagination like a queen. I don't know, you are surrounded by the poison of power, the incense of arrogance, and the incense of killing people. Woman, when you salute wealth again, cheer for fame and wealth, and raise your arms to power, please don't ask the thrush who once sang, because his voice is dry and dumb, for the sake of truth, respect and the destruction of pure soul. Whether a person's soul is noble or low depends only on whether she can play the piano, or which family she was born in and what brand of clothes she wears. What's the big deal about playing the piano? I'm telling you, I can only play this song. So what? (To Feng, at the birthday party in the temple)
Temple: As long as you say no, I will believe you.
39. Cunninghamia lanceolata: Dad, is Cunninghamia lanceolata the kind of weed that won't fall down no matter how others step on it?
40: Sugiyama: You big pig head, you big fool. (talking about the temple)
4 1: You stupid woman.
Meteor whisper
1. When I was a child, a friend told me that at dawn, angels would worship together. If they can be attracted by the lit fireworks at this time, their wishes will be particularly easy to realize. (category)
Everyone should have a pair of shoes, because these good shoes will take you to the most beautiful places. (Quiet) 3. The meteor surrounded by this circle means that it flies with Cupid's wings, so before this meteor falls, if it is seen by lovers in this world, their love will be locked tightly, just like being gripped by Cupid's wings, and it will always be branded with love. (a temple)
Flying a kite feels like looking at distant objects from a distance. Although it is far away, you will never despair in your heart, because you know that holding this thread in your hand is like an unchanging fate, pulling each other. (Chinese fir)
When you can't help crying, if you can stand on your head, you won't be able to shed tears. (category)
6. Love is genetically programmed, and it becomes weak after three years.
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