Funny mood to say: when I woke up, I thought I had grown taller, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

1. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological transformer.

2. May you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to things. After all, not everyone is as easy to move the truth as naive you are.

3. Don't think that I dare not beat you. You are not qualified to let the labor touch you.

4. In this world where diaosi is rampant, you don't pretend to be a gentleman.

5, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, fascinated by one counts as one.

6. I want to raise a bunch of Minions to help me with my homework.

7. Learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hair loss or cowardice, and how to live with pride.

8. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I silently read a word in my heart: Fried!

9, please leave my world, don't worry! I won't keep it.

1, lift the quilt in winter, get up in the morning, do exercises, take a shower and turn off the water, and call it the three desperate moments in life.

11. In winter, if there is a dog lying on the ground and blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm the place with its small belly.

12. Sometimes I'm too cute to talk to you because I don't know how to talk.

13. It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

14. Please God give me a brain that can understand mathematics and physics. I would trade my deskmate's beauty for it.

15. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

16. Everyone has his own destiny. What does everything have to do with others?

17. It is said that girls have only four wishes: to get something for nothing, not to learn skills, to love each other and not to get fat.

18. When you leave, I said I would always bless you. But I will definitely curse the end with you

2. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream with a fragrant content for one night, and I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it all. It turned out that I scrapped it. It's funny to talk about it.

1. It's hard to have a famous flower, so I'll loosen the soil.

2. Without mercy, I threw you into my memory like garbage.

3. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

4. Your sentence "I love you" offsets all my worries.

5. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

6. You accompany me to jump off a building on the first floor, and I accompany you to jump into a river in the desert.

7. When people ask me how to lose weight, I answer. Rub the tree!

8. Confucius' teacher is a drill. Without a drill, where would Confucius come from?

9. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped.

1. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

11. Planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus.

12. I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it was on the wrong wall.

13. Every one of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, we are left homesick.

14. It's a good thing that you didn't accompany me to the end.

15. I suggest that we play a game before eating. Please close your eyes when it gets dark! Please open your eyes at dawn, wipe, why is the person who paid the bill gone? !

16. Mom's eyes are sharp, and Dad's glasses are shiny!

17, the length of time in the toilet, can't represent this person is doing big things or small things.

18. I have been studying under pressure for so many years and haven't run away from home. Don't you think I am strong?

19. I wanted to play with my handsomeness. Unexpectedly, the telephone pole met me.

2. If I die, I will burn a girl for my brother.

21. Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; When someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

22. It is God's creativity to make you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

23. Our boss is a little monster, and we are Altman. But we ran away when we met the boss, because we didn't bring the summoner.

24. An optimist is someone whose ass is burning red, but he is still in the mood to whistle.

25. The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie, and the beauty of a woman lies in inciting a man to cheat. I will give you 24 words of wisdom when I wake up

I will give you 24 words of wisdom when I wake up

1. A person who never doubts the direction and goal of life will never despair.

2, through suffering, to joy.

3. Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

4. True intelligence is resolute ambition.

5. Once the path of life is chosen, you must bravely go to the end and never look back.

6. The value of a person should be judged by what he has contributed, not by what he has achieved.

7. Always remember that the determination to succeed is far better than anything.

8. Optimism is an impassioned and beautiful March, which always inspires you to make bold progress on the road of your career.

9, the most difficult time is the day when we are not far from success.

1. The key to success lies in believing that you have the ability to succeed.

11. Life is like an anvil. The more it is beaten, the more it can spark.

12. Those who strive for self-improvement will eventually succeed.

13. Strive for success, but don't expect to succeed.

14. The important thing in life is to set a great goal and the determination to achieve it.

15. Only by turning the mood of complaining about the environment into a force for progress can we guarantee success.

16. Self-confidence is the first step to success, and lack of self-confidence is the main reason for failure.

17. Those who pursue persistently and get the greatest happiness from it are successful.

18. Having a firm will is equivalent to adding a pair of wings to your feet.

19. As long as you keep working hard and make unremitting efforts, there is nothing you can't conquer.

2. Success is when the overflowing vitality suddenly burst the dam and merged into a suitable channel.

21. Heroes often eat bread that is hard and tried.

22. People who can't judge are either too extravagant in desire or not aware enough.

23. conquer yourself, not the whole world.

24. People who can't make decisions are either too eager or lack consciousness. Some funny sentences on the internet woke up and it was dark.

1. A person who cannot carry out his beliefs, whether he is alive or dead, can only be a tragedy.

2. When I woke up, it was dark.

3. People should always live proudly for themselves.

4. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.

5. Being stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

6. You can't afford to hurt a woman who has gone to college.

7. surfing the internet is ok, but online dating is not allowed; Video is ok, not allowed to meet; Collect virtual, pay attention to bad guys!

8. You can't afford to hurt the girl who designed the plane.

9. There is a kind of wine that can intoxicate people with a little bit, a kind of love that can make them warm with a little bit, and a kind of people who are unforgettable when they meet, and a kind of heart that will miss each other even if they don't meet often, until forever.

1. Hold the child by the hand and drag it away. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, each one is darker than the other.

11. You can't afford to hurt a girl who talks in her sleep.

12. The most painful feeling in the world is not being lovelorn, but that you are cheating on me when I give you my heart.

13. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; Politics begins with deceiving others and ends with deceiving yourself.

14. For the sake of the new era, being able to endure madness is the supreme justice.

15. I am the quiet scenery in your life, but you are the whole world I spoil.

16. No matter how hurt or painful, I still want to dream again and fall in love with someone from the bottom of my heart!

17. We need tolerance when we get along, sincerity when we love each other, sharing when we are happy, communication when we quarrel, companionship when we are lonely, comfort when we are sad, and calmness when we are angry.

18. If a woman can't get the love of the opposite sex, she can't get the respect of the same sex. That's what a woman is.