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1 I was in a taxi, and someone called the radio station to order songs. A man called in and said, "I'm a foreigner, and now I can't buy a ticket to go home. I want to spend the New Year in Nanjing." I want to order a song. "

The host asked him, "Who do you want to order songs for?"

I thought at that time: no need to ask, it must be my parents and distant relatives.

Who knows what he said below made me laugh:

He said: "I ordered a song by Jordan chan," You are so cruel ",and gave it to all the ticket sellers at Nanjing Station."

See that falling snowflake? That's my true feeling; See that howling cold wind? That's my voice greeting. Jesus asked me to tell you that you will have a good life this year. Starting from New Year's Day, forget the troubles of the past, and tomorrow will be better!

"Spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease". At the beginning of the new year, I wish you to ride the warm spring breeze and make non-stop progress towards a better future!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful of getting hit with a stick!

I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful official career, happiness as the East China Sea, longevity than Nanshan, happiness, prosperous official career and dreams come true!

On New Year's Day, when the New Year's Day arrives. I wish you: you can't be lucky in playing cards. The leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you. Don't forget me then!

Gather the sunshine of Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates: cool: gas as a gift for you. Happy new year!

Happy new year ~ my friend! I wish you good luck every year, every month, every day, and every moment is full of vitality. Wish you ~ ~

On New Year's Day, I send you a coat: it's called warmth in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

Happy new year! I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; The cause on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China!

Give you a little sunshine and you will shine, give you a smile and you will discharge, give you a cotton-padded jacket and you will sweat, give you a basket of feed and you will lay eggs. I wish you a happy "round egg" when your balls are round!

The new year has come, luck is shining, and troubles are on the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year! Happy new year!

Happy new year! I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; The cause on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you. Jokes. com

Looking for someone on the radio: the man is in rags, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, imperfect tone and bloody gossip. His narrow escape is very similar to yours. I want to wish him a happy New Year's Day!

Happy new year, boss. Thank you for your concern. I wish you happiness and wealth! Jokes. com

When I can't read, I always think that "New Year" means "round egg", but "round egg" is really a good thing. You have a happy round egg, pig!

I think you are like an orchid in a valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless thoughts floating to your heart. May my love always accompany you through the new year.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. Happy New Year's Day and Happy New Year!

I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. I told you. If he asks you if I told you, just tell him I didn't tell you happy New Year's Day!

It's New Year's Day. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

Honey, it's a new year. Thank you for taking care of me and my family this year. My life is wonderful because of you, and I will try my best to make your life beautiful because of me! Love your husband.

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I wish you a happy New Year: Qian Duoduo, a separated family, a full house of children and grandchildren, many people, many people, many people, many people. Wei Xiaobao is jealous of Ximen Qing.

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, racket, arachis duranensis!

Fu Jia Fu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings. Fu Jia Fu is infinite, and blessings are the only blessings besides blessings. I wish you peace and happiness and a happy New Year!

Make a beautiful wish, wish you a happy new year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the new year, and send you a beautiful gift with a sweet smile.

If memory is a feeling, may all our memories be sweet. Release another friendship in the new year. Happy new year!

New Year's Day is coming, I wish you a prosperous career, sunny mood, upside down salary, unlimited future scenery, romantic love and happy games.

Happy new year! I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you! Jokes. com

I think you are like an orchid in a valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless thoughts floating to your heart. May my love always accompany you through the new year. Jokes. com

Give you a little sunshine and you will shine, give you a smile and you will discharge, give you a cotton-padded jacket and you will sweat, give you a basket of feed and you will lay eggs. I wish you a happy "round egg" when your balls are round!

On New Year's Day three thousand years ago, I met you in the primeval forest, and I gave you a skirt made of leaves. Three thousand years later, I met you again in the city. You are still wearing leaves. I wish you a happy new year's day.

New Year's Day is coming. May all happiness be with you. Look up in spring and bow down in autumn. May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting!

Time is like a windmill, turning friendship into an unforgettable past, stretching from Chen Hong to the clouds. May your life be stronger and more fruitful in the new year.

Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I bother you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

Mom and Dad, I miss you so much! I can't go home for the New Year. I will definitely go home with you during the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy new year!

Dear teacher, under your guidance, I have ideal wings. Say from the bottom of my heart: thank you for your cultivation and concern for me! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and a happy New Year!

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. I did it: Happy New Year's Day.

On New Year's Eve, in a dark corner, strike a match, regardless of the depressed chest and tar, I would like to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately ... I repeatedly say: friends, happy holidays.

Honey, a year has passed, and my wife is still capable. Do you mind if I ask you to spend the next New Year's Day with me? I'm happy to continue with you.

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

New Year's Day is a blessing. I wish you: you can't be lucky at cards. The leopard and the golden flower will give you something, others will stare at your smiling face and others will pay you for it. Don't forget me then!

The bell rang all over the world, and the New Year train set off on time. It took away an unforgettable birthday and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li! Jokes. com

In the past year, our cooperation was very pleasant. Thank you for your support in my work over the past year. I wish you good luck in your work in the new year and hope that we will continue to cooperate.

When New Year's Day arrived, I entrusted Air as a postman, bound the fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with sincere postmarks, and delivered them at 37 degrees constant temperature. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

A flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember to put it away when the rain stopped; A road has gone for a long time, but it can't go to the end in the dark; Anyway, I have been waiting for a long time: Happy New Year!

There is only one day in the New Year, and our friendship lasts forever. Open your heart and let my sincere friendship fill your beautiful heart. I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

Thousands of miles away, I stood by the secluded windowsill and looked at the past through the atmosphere of Chinese New Year. Time has solidified, and you are the bright spot in this landscape. I wrote my blessing on this painting with my heart.

My dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

Honey, it's a new year. Thank you for taking care of me and my family this year. My life is wonderful because of you, and I will try my best to make your life beautiful because of me! Love your husband.

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Close lover: Are you safe? I want to send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

Time is like a windmill, turning friendship into an unforgettable past, stretching from Chen Hong to the clouds. May your life be stronger and more fruitful in the new year.

Fu Jia Fu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings. Fu Jia Fu is infinite, and blessings are the only blessings besides blessings. I wish you peace and happiness and a happy New Year!

Seeing this message, you owe me a card; Delete, owe me a gift; Reply, owe me a big meal! Don't reply, owe me a happy New Year's Day!

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, racket, arachis duranensis!

Is it safe to ask thousands of miles? Send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. Happy new year!

If memory is a feeling, may all our memories be sweet. Release another friendship in the new year. Happy new year!

Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

I wish mom and dad a happy new year, all their wishes come true, relaxed and happy, and be elated! I was thinking about your son.

I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! Simple sentence: Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year!

The bell rang all over the world, and the New Year train set off on time. It took away an unforgettable birthday and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

Weather forecast for the New Year: Around the New Year's Day, a large number of banknotes will be issued, including US banknotes in Northeast China and North China, US rubles in Northwest China, British banknotes in Central China and South China, cheques in some parts of Southeast China and gold bars in some areas.

My blessing flies over mountains, over stinking ditches, across traffic lights, across roads, across alleys, past the old lady selling popsicles, and into your ears-Happy New Year!

I may forget the people I laughed with; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble! Jokes. com

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I send them to you, my love, Happy New Year!

Make a beautiful wish to wish you a happy new year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the new year, and send you a beautiful gift with a sweet smile!

Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless concern, which overflows the eyes and reaches the bottom of my heart. May the joy of the festival accompany you all your life!

I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you!

My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

On the first day of the new year, I am silently blessing you. May your life be pleasant in summer, warm in winter, rich in autumn and full of gardens in spring.

This season, my thoughts are the deepest. Let the wind bring you full blessings and fill your sweet dreams. I wish you a more brilliant coming year.

Use this short message to express my best wishes. Not long or affectionate. My good friend wishes you a happy new year!

I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you in the days when snowflakes are flying. I wish you a happy new year!

You and I embrace and listen to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings. Around our dreams, our full love turns into sincere wishes "Happy New Year"!

Let me wrap up this season's blessings and present them to you. May you enjoy this festival and enter a hopeful year happily!

Sound blessing, friendship, string of thoughts, turn into gifts, stay in my heart, wish a happy new year and all the best!

The bell rang the message of the end of the year and also brought the message of the New Year. On this special day, I wish you all the best in the new year!

How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one can succeed casually! Come on! The new year is even more different.