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Nine bedtime stories for my girlfriend
A bedtime story for my girlfriend (1)
Sperm whale vs octopus
The giant octopus is a terrible underwater monster. This giant octopus is more than 3 meters in diameter and has eight tentacles. It preys on fish and crustaceans at the bottom of the sea.
On this day, a sailboat was sailing in the Pacific Ocean, and the crew on board were having lunch. Suddenly, the ship shook violently, and the crew broke down and looked out of the window in a hurry. Ah, a big monster appeared beside the boat, put several soft and powerful wrists on the deck, turned it over and swept it over.
The captain shouted, "Octopus, giant octopus!" " "I saw the big octopus wrapped around the sailboat with its eight tentacles, swaying from side to side, and the boat was about to fall apart. Everyone jumped into the sea and struggled to swim to nearby Takanashi. The octopus broke up the sailboat and quickly chased the escaped sailor. The last sailor was caught by a big octopus.
He took out his knife and fought with the octopus. But the octopus is too big to be stabbed with a knife. The octopus caught the crew and swam quickly to the depths of the sea. Everyone was so scared that they struggled to climb the island.
Suddenly, a huge water column appeared on the sea. Suddenly, the sea was rough. It turned out to be a 20-meter-long giant sperm whale, with its big mouth open, fighting fiercely with the big octopus just now. The octopus abandoned the crew and began to fight the sperm whale. The crew was saved.
Everyone shouted excitedly: "Sperm whale! Revenge for us! " I saw the big octopus wrapped around the sperm whale with his eight wrists. Everyone is worried that the sperm whale will suddenly rise more than ten meters high and plunge into the sea.
After several collisions, the big octopus was stunned and loosened his wrist. The sperm whale opened its huge mouth and swallowed half an octopus at once. With the cheers of the crew, the sperm whale returned to the depths of the sea with a big octopus in its mouth.
Best friend's bedtime story (2)
Piggy carrying watermelon
In spring, mother pig took her little pig Lulu and planted a large watermelon on the hillside. In summer, watermelon fields are full of round and big watermelons.
One day, the sun shone brightly on the earth. God, it's so hot. Mother pig said to the pig, "Lulu, go back to our field and pick a big watermelon to quench your thirst!" " "Pig Lulu said happily," All right! " Then he ran to the watermelon field. Go to the field to see. Oh, there are big watermelons everywhere, so lovely! Lulu picked one and picked it off. He put his arm around the watermelon and tried to pick it up and carry it home. "Oh, it's too heavy! "Lulu tried to hold it several times and didn't hold it up. She was so tired that she was sweating. He straightened up, wiped the sweat on his face, wanted to have a rest, and then tried to hug a watermelon. Suddenly, he saw Pippi the little monkey playing with hoop on the road at the foot of the mountain. Piglet patted the back of his head and said happily, "Yes, I have an idea. "What can we do? The pig thinks that the iron ring is round and can roll. Watermelon is also round. Can't you get out? Thinking of this, the pig forgot to rest and put the watermelon on the ground. Gollum, Gollum, roll forward until the watermelon comes home.
Mother pig saw Lulu, a pig, carrying a big round watermelon home, and praised Lulu as a thinking pig doll!
Best friend's bedtime story (3)
Four seasons dolls hide and seek
Four Seasons dolls are really naughty. They like to play hide and seek.
Stones, scissors and cloth are the first to be hidden in spring.
Spring hides in the wild, and the grass comes out at once, covering the earth with a green blanket. Flowers put on gorgeous skirts and trees put on green robes. Spring is completely hidden. Spring smiled proudly, thinking that they would not find themselves.
But there is a way in summer. As soon as I got here, the sun gradually became irritable. Grass and flowers hung their heads in the sun. However, the lotus bloomed slowly and danced on the pond. Spring finally couldn't stand such hot weather, so it looked for summer.
Now it's time to hide in summer and look for it in autumn, winter and spring.
I hid in the pool in summer, thinking that no one would find out.
But there is a way in autumn. It shakes the fan in its hand, drives away the scorching sun, blows up the yellow leaves, makes the fallen leaves fly in the air, and then slowly falls on the water. If summer doesn't like this, look for autumn.
Now it is autumn's turn to hide. It is hidden in the fruit tree.
In winter, he would roar around the fruit tree once, twice or three times ... The fruit tree was shivering with cold in autumn, so he was caught red-handed.
It's time to hide in winter. It hides in the frozen river.
Spring is coming for winter. It runs happily and gently touches the earth with its hands. Everything revived and the river slowly thawed, so I jumped into the river in winter.
Four Seasons dolls play hide-and-seek and laugh every day.
Tell your girlfriend a bedtime story (4)
Grizzly bear opened a coffee shop.
In the distance, there is a big, big forest. In a corner of the forest, there is a grizzly bear cafe.
The coffee shop is small, but "the sparrow is small and complete", and the exquisite decoration and sweet coffee attract many customers.
On this day, the rooster, frog and tortoise came to the coffee shop. Today is the birthday of grizzly bear. Grizzly bear deliberately put on a suit and tie, just like a gentleman with self-restraint, standing at the door of the coffee shop, became "Mr. Welcome". After drinking coffee, the rooster and they were just about to go home when it suddenly started to rain cats and dogs, and the bean-sized raindrops hit their faces, which was very painful. Grizzly bear quickly turned and walked into the house, took out his umbrella and handed it to the rooster. The little frog refused. "Brother Grizzly, my home with Little Turtle is nearby, and it won't take long to arrive. Besides, this light rain is nothing at all. " "Yes, yes!" The little turtle echoed: "Then give it to the rooster!" " "The grizzly bear handed the umbrella to the rooster again." I brought my umbrella. How can you go home? "Said the little cock. Grizzly bear smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, the rain will stop soon, besides, I haven't got off work yet!" " "
"Then thank the Grizzly Brothers." The rooster bowed and took the umbrella. "Good boy, go home quickly, or your parents will be in a hurry."
The story of a grizzly bear giving an umbrella quickly spread in the animal kingdom. Everyone thinks that grizzly bear is a trustworthy person, so he frequents his coffee shop and his business is getting better and better.
Best friend's bedtime story (5)
Big flying grass and small flying grass
There are many strange things in nature. Have you ever heard of flying grass? This kind of grass is produced in South America. Whenever the weather is dry, the flying grass "pulls" its roots out of the soil, rolls them into a small ball, floats in the sky with the wind, stops in a wet place and takes root again.
There is a big flying grass and a small flying grass living in the same place. That summer, there was not a drop of rain here for more than three months in a row, and the fireball-like sun baked a big hole in the earth. Xiaofeicao said, "Let's get out of here. I can't stand it. " Dafeicao shook his shriveled body and said, "Are we that weak? We must stick to it here. People's cacti never leave the desert, and the desert is many times hotter than here. " Small flying grass said: "cactus has no ability to fly and walk, how can it leave there?" In order to survive, their roots go deep and suck groundwater for a living. We don't have this ability, but we can fly. I don't want to die here. Dafeicao was angry: "You can't stand such a little suffering! Escape from the hard environment is a soft steamed stuffed bun. Hearing this, Xiaofeicao "pulled" its roots out of the soil, curled up into a ball and staggered into the sky with the wind.
Fly, fly, beside a stream, it stretched out, exposed its roots and plunged into the soil. Small flying grass absorbs enough water, and the yellow-green body turns green again. It can sing and dance well, has a healthy body and lives a very happy life.
The big flying grass has been dry in the old place, and finally it took its life.
Best friend's bedtime story (6)
Xiaohua Mall
One day, the mother cat called the kitten and said, "You have grown up. You can't drink mom's milk after three days. You have to find something to eat yourself. " The kitten asked her mother doubtfully, "Mom, what shall I eat?"
Mother cat said, "What kind of food do you want to eat? Mother couldn't say clearly at the moment. Just use the method left by our ancestors! " These nights, you hide on people's roofs, between beams and columns, beside clay pots, and listen carefully to people's conversations, and they will naturally teach you! "
One night, the kitten hid between the beams and heard an adult say to the child, "Bao Xiao, put the fish and milk in the refrigerator. Kittens like fish and milk best. "
The next night, the kitten hid beside the clay pot and heard a woman say to the man, "Husband, hang the sausage and bacon on the beam and close the chicken so that the kitten won't steal it."
On the third night, the kitten hid on the roof. From the window, she saw a woman thinking about her child: "Cheese, floss and dried fish are all left, and they won't be put away properly. The kitten has a good nose, and you will have nothing to eat tomorrow. "
In this way, the kitten is happy every day. He went home and said to his mother, "Mom, as you said, as long as I listen carefully, someone will teach me what to eat every day."
Remembering a little joke, my mother said: I will teach you a life skill in the future. With it, you don't have to worry about anything ... so my mother taught me to eat.
Of course we have learned to eat, but there are still many things in life that we need to learn.
Be a good listener, Xiaohua Mall, because kittens are happy every day.
Best friend's bedtime story (7)
Cuckoo nests
The cuckoo wants to build a nest for himself. It chose a shelter from the wind and the sun, first built a prototype with twigs, and then vomited up bit by bit with mud. Take it, take it, it's almost finished. At this moment, a magpie flew over, saw it and said, "Brother Cuckoo, it's not good to build a nest here." Du Fu asked doubtfully, "Why?" The magpie replied, "Those naughty children will come and destroy your nest." Du Fu thought about it, and thought that what Magpie said was reasonable, and decided to find another suitable place.
The cuckoo found a big tree and prepared to nest among the branches. It's looking for twigs, stirring mud and smearing mud, and it's almost finished. At this moment, a sparrow flew over and said, "Brother Du Fu, it is not good to build a nest here." Du Fu asked doubtfully, "Why?" The sparrow replied, "There is only this big tree here. When the wind comes, your nest will be blown off. " Du Fu thought the sparrow's words made sense and decided to give up the nest again.
Rhododendron flew into a dense forest and chose a tree that was neither tall nor short, with lush foliage as its habitat.
Flying around, busy again, almost ready. At this moment, a woodpecker flew over and said, "Brother Cuckoo, it's not good to build a nest here." Du Fu was puzzled: "Under the eaves, the magpie said that children would destroy my nest;" In the big tree, the sparrow said that the strong wind would blow away my nest; There are neither children nor trees here, so why not? "The woodpecker replied," Because there are many poisonous snakes here, they will climb up and eat you. "Cuckoo thought the woodpecker was right and had to give up again.
In this way, the cuckoo has never found a suitable place, and its nest has naturally not been built. Believe what others say, such people can't do anything well without their own opinions.
Bedtime stories for girlfriends (8)
The rooster will occupy the nest.
The hen is going to lay eggs, but the rooster is trapped in the nest.
The hen said to the rooster, "If you don't lay eggs, why do you want to occupy the nest?" We are all waiting to lay eggs in the nest! "
The cock squinted at them and said contemptuously, "What, is this nest yours alone?" Tell you, I'm a compiler, and I have one in my nest! "
"We don't deny that you have a share in this nest, but now we go in and lay eggs. What are you doing in the nest? "
"I, for the sake of" pit "! Who stipulates that only hens are allowed to lay eggs in the henhouse and roosters are not allowed to stay here? Can you find a legal basis? "
"Please! If you don't give up this nest, we'll throw the egg and break it! "
"It's none of my business whether the eggs will be broken!" After that, the cock closed his eyes and let the hens persuade, beg, sneer, point at his nose and even scold him. He just turned a deaf ear and stood motionless in his nest.
The hen hobbled away with the eggs that had reached the exit. The cock covered his mouth and secretly smiled: "Hum, if I let you lay eggs comfortably, I won't lay eggs.". How can I live in the future? "
Bedtime stories for girlfriends (9)
Mechanically applied stupid bear.
Once, elephants were divided into bananas, porridge and monks, cows, sheep, wolves, bears and sika deer, all of which fought against each other and made elephants.
The fox thought: in this case, if you squeeze in and grab it hard, you will definitely be out of my hand. It seems that the best policy is to use intelligence.
The fox pretended to be generous and shouted, "Everybody be quiet. Although my fox has the best reason to get this bunch of bananas, it is beyond reproach because I used to pee under the banana tree every day. " However, your desire for bananas seems to be more urgent than mine. I solemnly declare that I will give up my due rights and let friends who need bananas more get bananas for the high reputation of our kingdom of beasts and the precious friendship of our big family! "
All the animals fighting for bananas are ashamed of themselves, so they are embarrassed to fight for them again.
The fox's high posture also helped the elephant out of the predicament. The elephant said sincerely, "The more the fox takes care of the overall situation, the more we should protect his legitimate rights and interests and not let him suffer. Therefore, I propose to use this bunch of bananas as a reward for the fox! "
The animals were stunned by this unexpected decision, but no one was embarrassed to say anything more.
The bear thought, "This guy is really good. People catch things that others can't catch, and he takes them away in a few words! " "
Later, the old monkey divided the peaches, leaving only one peach, and countless animals didn't get the peaches. Everyone is jealously jealous, and it's a mess, making the old monkey sweat.
Bear thought, now it's time to use the fox's strategy of retreating. He also pretended to be generous and shouted: "Everybody be quiet, although my bear has the most reason to get this peach, which is beyond reproach, because I used to pee under the peach tree every day;" But your desire for peaches seems more urgent than mine, for the high reputation of our animal country and the precious friendship of our big family; I solemnly declare: give up my due rights and let friends who need peaches more get peaches! "
Everyone heard, hey, last time the fox performed a program, he got a banana easily, and now the bear is doing the same thing again. It must have bad motives. Everyone pulled me and blamed the bear.
The old monkey had a brainwave and said, "Don't be wrong about good people. The style of the bear is very admirable. This peach should have been awarded to him. Since you all doubt his sincerity, I have to eat for him in order not to damage the good image of the bear! "
As he spoke, the old monkey rudely bit the peach and made the bear drool.
When the fox knew this, he almost laughed off his big teeth: "This stupid bear can't use his brain, but only knows how to copy other people's ready-made methods. How can he not fail? "
The fox succeeded in eating bananas with this trick, so the bear also learned from the fox's practice, but the result was not as good as expected. This story tells us that when there are successful cases, many people copy this method to themselves, but it is likely to be counterproductive. Therefore, when we learn from others, we must learn selectively, rather than copying them completely.
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