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Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden. Who wrote that book?

From the sixth chapter of Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions (also known as the Story of the Stone),

Grandma Liu walked into the Grand View Garden for the first time.

It is said that grandma Liu drank clean hand water as appetizing tea before meals, which made everyone laugh. Knowing that everything in a big family is different from my own, I learned to be smart and cautious. Everything is out. I'll see what others do first.

After the delicacies were removed, there was a table full of fresh fruits, most of which granny Liu saw for the first time. But she dared not open her mouth to eat, for fear of being laughed at again. She just borrowed from everyone's samples and symbolically squeezed one or two, which naturally made her feel sorry.

After eating this meal for an hour or two, Granny Liu felt that it was almost time. Sure enough, I heard my ancestors say, "After dinner, your sisters will invite grandma to the opera ..."

When the maids saw it, they quickly removed the fruit bowl. Another maid held a dozen small cups with a colorful carved crystal plate on them. There was a mouthful of water in the cup, and a small silver spoon was handed to everyone one by one.

One for each person? This small family's behavior must be a big fairy fruit ... Grandma Liu looked at it eagerly and thought about it, but it just disappeared when she came. When the ancestor saw it, he said to Xifeng, "Buy a new one for grandma."

Xi-feng said with a smile, "I'm afraid she won't need it." Speaking of which, I'll ask the maid to get it.

Granny Liu looked at all the people, her mouth was full of smacks, and she couldn't help swallowing. The maid served it, impatiently holding the spoon, pinching it with two fingers and sending it to her mouth. The old man's mouth is still good, he just bit open the fresh fruit. I don't think it's particularly delicious except that my tongue is a little numb.

"Grandma, please enjoy your meal," said Xifeng. "This is a novelty that foreigners gave to the emperor. I heard that "Daoleshi" is worth hundreds of dollars abroad! Enough for you to buy 100 mu of land. "

Granny Liu always regretted eating too fast, so she ate without tasting anything.

After a while, the same girl came to everyone with a plate and a small cup. They spit the fruit back into the cup from their mouths, pick up the small cup and rinse their mouths.

When I arrived at Grandma Liu, the old man blushed and said, "So it was just a slap?" I ... I swallowed. "One leng, everyone laughed stagger, ancestors laughed out of tears. Granny Liu also smiled.

"Grandma, you can get the hang of it later!" Xifeng's words made everyone laugh again. After laughing enough, the ancestor said to Grandma Liu, "It's all because Feng Wench didn't make it clear. This is a cleaning robot. Look-"

The ancestor took a fruit and knocked it with a silver spoon, and the small fruit cracked. Sure enough, he stretched out four arms and four legs and went with a brush. Grandma Liu was shocked: "Well, isn't that always in my intestines?"

Master Bao said, "Don't be afraid. You didn't swallow it whole. Your old Kouga has already bitten off your arms and legs! " They laughed again. Baochai said, "Oh, is the battery poisonous?"

Daiyu glanced at her: "This is really environmentally friendly." I despise Baochai in my heart.