Tell me a joke! Come on! Make it interesting, not a cold joke.

After eighty-one difficulties, Tang Priest and his disciples finally met the Tathagata to seek truth.

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang Priest and Master:

The Tathagata asked again, "What about the mobile hard disk?"

Tang Priest and Master:

"Buddha continued to ask.

So can an IPOD. "

Tang Priest and Master:

Tathagata sighed: "Then go back the same way, and I will send it to you by QQ."

Tang Priest: Shit, if I had known, I would have finished adding your QQ. Why did you go so far?

Tathagata responded: "You think you want to add, I am often invisible!"

Finally, Tathagata said: Do you have a psp?

Tang Priest: .......

Tathagata:

How do you entertain yourself after such a long journey?

Tang Priest's Master and Apprentice: Fight monsters and upgrade.

Follow up:

Tang priest went back and added Tathagata QQ.

Transmission data ..

Tathagata: Why are you so slow? What is your net?

Tang Priest: China Telecom. . .

Tathagata: Shit. . You'd better come again.