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Hello, landlord. 1, I caught a little mouse in the dormitory. Everyone is discussing how to get rid of it.

They said together, "Let's kill it with a mousetrap."

Another classmate said, "You are too bloody. Why don't we feed it rat poison? "

The third classmate said, "You two are so boring. Why not put it in our canteen and make it disgusting? " A new dance club has opened near Xiaolin's home. His father told Xiao Lin not to go there because he would see something he shouldn't have seen there. Kobayashi couldn't help but go there once, and sure enough he saw something he shouldn't have seen-his father. An idle man was wandering in the wild, and suddenly a UFO fell from the sky.

An alien came down from a UFO and saw him suddenly kneel down.

The idle man was frightened and said, "Ai Qing stood up!"

I saw the alien looked up and said, "Ping, your sister! Forgot to calculate the gravity of the earth! Kao！” 4. The restaurant fly said to the toilet fly: You run after the taste all day, I eat spicy food all day, come here! Toilet flies: bitter. What's the use of eating well? Have you ever seen a naked beauty? Zhuge Liang commanded the battle, and every time he followed the army in a chariot. Once in a war, as soon as the war started, he took the lead in driving to the enemy. The morale of the army was greatly boosted, and the enemy followed closely.

After the war, everyone praised: "The strategist is brave! ! ",light way:" Cha, the slope is too oblique, the car didn't stop ... "