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Seek the lines of Qiao Shan's essay "Picking up Girls"

Qiao Shan: Actually, I think, if a boy wants to chase a girl, you have to have this ability, and you have to let the girl throw herself at him actively.

xiu Rui: are you kidding? there can be such a girl.

Qiao Shan: How can that be impossible?

xiu Rui: how can I throw myself into it?

Qiao Shan: I'm telling you, when my girlfriend comes, I'll show you.

xiu Rui: sure.

Qiao Shan: You watch here.

Mei Nisha: Qiao Shan.

Qiao Shan: Sasha is here. Sit down quickly. You dare to come out alone at this late hour.

Mei Nisha: It doesn't matter. Shanghai's public security is great.

Qiao Shan: I'm not talking about public security.

Mei Nisha: What was that?

Qiao Shan: Let me tell you a true story. When I was young, I lived in Xibaoxing Road (funeral home). Every time I go home, I feel that there are many people behind you. Then the street lamp on the roadside flashes, and you are afraid of what you will do. You have to go home, so just bite the bullet and go forward. When you walk, you always feel that someone is patting you behind. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Well, I'll take you back later.

Mei Nisha: What's the use of sending me back? There's no one at home.

Qiao Shan: This is another stranger. Let me take you home first. We are talking. Let's go.

Xiurui: Great, I'll hug you. When have I ever hugged a girl and went home with someone? No problem, girls are afraid. I can definitely do this. Stop.