Funny joke, funniest joke.

1, the most painful thing for me is that my courier has been on the plane, and I didn't.

I have a bad habit of smoking. Although my income is not high, I smoke no less than 60 cigarettes, let alone pretend to be B. What can I say? I have a stubborn temper. I'm too lazy to pick up cigarette butts, which hurts my self-esteem!

Because I am short, my colleagues laugh at me for not selling baked wheat cakes. At first, I didn't understand what this meant, but later I realized that they were wishing my wife beautiful. What a world full of love!

4. By train, two Taoist priests, a man and a woman, came halfway.

The conductor checked in front of them, and the female Taoist said, we are monks and don't have to buy tickets.

C: Look who is not a monk in this car!

Everyone in the carriage is laughing.

5. My wife is thin, and she didn't weigh that long when she was pregnant. After the son was born, he weighed more than eight kilograms.

The doctor sighed with emotion: another thin skin and big stuffing.

6. A friend is good at eating. Once he went to a buffet, his boss kept staring at him.

He wanted to take two oranges back to eat after eating, and the waiter replied, we are not allowed to take things to eat here!

The goods asked slowly: If you don't give it, then give me four sets of jiaozi!

The boss stopped the waiter and said, get out, let him get out with the orange!