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Beg cantonese jingle and tongue twister!

1, if you say it, you will be invincible, but if you do it, you will be powerless. In the end, the dragon wears the phoenix, so don't let adults' pants wear the dragon. 2, wear shoes and socks, generous and honest! 3, housing, chasing dogs. Go, a beautiful world; After a long walk, feel your nose. 4, engage in earthquakes, not help. And brother x, don't say anything. (Brother X: Viagra, Brother Qi, all brothers have it) 5. Houses eat fried piles. Super big eyes, eat bananas. 6, there are words and deeds, martial arts guidance. 7, Zhongzhi, eventually had to beg; Rape is very cunning, stir-fry. (P.S.: Even if you go begging, your waist should be straight. ) 8. cook a full set of wild food and eat wild food. 9, old beans fight, keep fit! 10, silly, sit and bury one. Stupid is more stupid, eat snow together 1 1, middle boundary, mental derangement! The head is narrow and narrow, without Li Quaker 12. From a distance, Zhuge Liang looks like a pig, 13, romantic and chic, biting the shower head 14, his wife holding an umbrella-husband and wife throwing fans-bleak 15, dull and closed, and his heart is like a dog's lung; Live in a secluded place and use the toilet as a teahouse.