Five couplets, five homophonic jokes and five crossword puzzles.

Left, by the horse, right, by the horse. There are many in the Gobi Desert, and you step on the sand in Wan Li. (camel)

1. 1 beam, open a window under the beam. Open your mouth wide and hide it small. (high)

1. 1 beam, open a window under the beam. The son came down and four hot pills were thrown down. (cooked)

Forty-eight heads with no water in the middle. (hmm)

It is neither apricot nor stupid to plant a word in your mouth. (binding)

Lotus (face) is bitter in heart.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

2. Living in a pagoda, watching Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), but resenting Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), I find it difficult to travel (Lu Bu).

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe (Xiao He).

This joke is too long for me to play. I will read the Chinese books in the fifth grade of primary school or check the information myself.