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The plot of XX in Water Margin is very urgent! ! ! ! !
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The 222 rd Road, the important town of Kansai, went upstairs to Pan's house and sat down in a neat pavilion. Satrap sitting on the throne, Jong Li sitting opposite, Shi Jin sitting in the first place. As soon as the bartender sang, he recognized Rutihai and asked, "Officer Bodhihai, how much wine do you want to drink?" Lu Da said, "Let's start with the four-jiao wine." He put down the fruits and vegetables and pressed the wine, and asked, "Officer, what's for dinner?" "What are you asking?" Ruda said. But yes, just sell it and I'll pay you back as soon as I get it! This guy only cares about making noise! "The bartender went down, and then hot wine came up, but he took a bite of meat and bought a table in the future. After three to several glasses of wine, I just chatted some gossip and fought some marksmanship, and I entered Hong Kong, only to hear someone crying in the cupboard next door. Ruda was in a hurry and threw all the plates on the floor. Hearing this, the bartender looked up hurriedly, but it was the furious Rudihai. Sabao copied his hand and said, "You can sell something else. Lu Da said, "What can I do for Cudgel? You should also recognize cudgel! But what kind of person is taught to cry and stir my brother's dinner in the partition? Cudgel must have never lost your money for drinking! " The bartender said, "Calm down, officer. How dare a villain teach people to cry and disturb officials to eat wine? This cry is the father and daughter singing in the teahouse. I don't know if the officials eat wine here and cry for a while. "But it's troublesome," said Luti. You and I will call him. " Bartender, get it. After a while, I saw two people: a woman 18 years old in front and an old man in her fifties and sixties behind, both holding a string of clappers. Look at that woman. Although she is not very beautiful, she has some touching colors. She wiped her tears and said three times, long live. Old son also met. Lu Da asked, "Where are you two from? Why are you crying? " The woman said, "I don't know, sir." Let me tell you something. I am a native of Tokyo, and I don't want to move to Nanjing, because I came to Weizhou with my parents to go to relatives. Mother fell ill and died in the inn. Mother and father live such a life. There is a rich man here, called Zheng Daguan, the' True Kansai'. Because he saw slave families, he forced the media to protect him and asked slaves to be concubines. Who is willing to write three thousand documents, empty money and real deeds, and beg me? Within three months, his first wife was very interested and kicked out all the slaves, so she couldn't finish collecting them. She left it at her master's house and asked for the original price of 3000 yuan. Her father is too weak to argue with him. He is rich and powerful. I didn't take a penny from him at first, and now I want to beg for money to pay him back? There's nothing I can do. When my father was a child, he taught Nujia some ditties and came here to grab seats in the restaurant. But he gets money every day, and returns most of it to him, leaving some teenage fathers to pay for the trip. There are few people drinking these two days, which violates his money limit, and he is afraid that he will be ashamed to beg. The female dads remembered this kind of pain and had nowhere to tell, so they cried. I don't want to offend the official by mistake. I hope to ask for forgiveness and be generous! " Rutiha asked again, "What's your last name? Rest at that inn? Where does Guan Zheng live in that town? " The old man replied: "The old man's surname is Jin, ranking second. Baby, fine print, Ada. Zheng Daguan is Zheng Tu, who sells meat under the Champion Bridge here. His nickname is Kansai. The father and daughter of the old man only settled down at the Lujia Inn in the east gate ahead. " Lu Da listened: "Bah! I only said that Zheng Da was an official, but it was Zheng Tu who killed the pig! This pickle is a talent. He entrusted me to be a butcher under the door of "xianggong", but it turned out to be such a bully! " Looking back, Shi glanced at it and said, "You two stay here and come back after Cudgel kills that fellow." Shi Jin embraced Jong Li and advised, "Calm down, brother, and don't worry about it tomorrow." The two men tried to persuade him again and again. Lu Da added, "Here comes the old man! I'll spend some money with you. How about going back to Tokyo tomorrow? " The father and the daughter pleaded, "If we can go back to our hometown, we will be reborn as parents and have our parents again. It's just that the owner's family is willing to let go. Police officer Zheng must ask him for money. " "This is not a problem," Luti said. "I have my own reasons." Go to him, take out five taels of silver, put it on the table, look at Shi Jin and say, "Cudgel didn't bring more today;" Lend it to me if you have money, and I'll pay you back tomorrow. " Shi Jin said, "Why do you want my brother to give it back to me?" Go to the parcel and take out an ingot of twelve taels of silver and put it on the table. Lu Da looked at Jong Li and said, "You can lend me some." Jong Li walked a circle and took out two pieces of silver. Lu Dihai looked at it and said, "He is also a bad man!" " Lu Da only gave the fifteen taels of silver to Jin Lao, saying, "You father and daughter pack your bags and go travelling expenses. I'll send you two up early tomorrow morning to see if the shopkeeper dares to keep you! " Lao Jin and his daughter went to thank humbly. Lu Da returned 100,000 taels of silver to Jong Li. After drinking another 20 cents of wine, the three of them came downstairs and called, "Master, I'll pay you back tomorrow." The host family repeatedly replied, "I only care about going by myself. I might as well eat, but I'm afraid I won't get credit." Three people left Pan's restaurant and broke up in the street. Shi Jin and Jong Li went to their respective hotels. It is only said that Lu Dihai went back to the front of the running house and went into his room. He didn't eat dinner and fell asleep angrily. The master was afraid to ask him. Besides, Jin Lao got the fifteen taels of silver, went back to the store, settled down his daughter, went to the distance outside the city to find the next car, came back to pack his bags, paid the room and board, settled down the rice, and waited for dawn. Nothing happened that night. At five o'clock the next morning, the father and daughter made a fire to cook, eat and clean up. It was twilight, and Lutihai strode into the shop and shouted, "Shop assistant, where is Laojin's resting place?" Xiao Erdao: "Duke Jin, Lutihai is looking for you here." Jin opened the door and said, "please sit down, prefect." "What are you sitting on?" Ruda said. You can leave if you want. What are you waiting for? "Laojin led her daughter, picked the burden, thanked her for her help, and went out. The bartender stopped him and said, "Gong Jin, where are you going?" Lu da asked, "is he short of your room money?" "Xiao Erdao:" I paid back all the money in the house last night; You must owe the official A Zheng a gift, and you will fall on the villain to take care of him. ""Zheng Tu's money will be repaid by his family, "Luti said." You should send the old man back to his hometown! "The bartender will put it there. Ruda was furious and slapped the bartender with his five fingers, which made him vomit blood. One more punch and two minions will be knocked out. Xiao er got up and ran to the store with a cigarette to hide. The shopkeeper dared to come out and stop him. Old father and daughter Jin left the shop and went out of town to look for the car they found yesterday. Let's talk about Luda's thinking first. He was afraid that the bartender would come and intercept him, so he pushed a stool into the store and sat for two hours. After Gong Jin walked away, he stood up and went straight to the Champion Bridge. Zheng Tu has two facades, two meat cabinets and three or five pieces of pork. Zheng Tu quietly sat in front of the cupboard, looking at a dozen swordsmen selling meat. Ruda went to the door and shouted, "Zheng Tu! When Zheng Tu saw it, it turned out to be Lu Tihai. He hurried out of the cupboard and sang, "I'm sorry!" ! "He asked his deputy to bring a stool." Please sit down. Lu Da sat down and said, "I've been ordered by the master planner to cut ten catties of lean meat into minced meat. There is no fat on it. Zheng Tu said: "Do it-pick one quickly and cut ten pounds." ""Don't let those salters do it, "Rudy said." You can cut it with me. "Zheng Tu said," you're right. I will do it myself. "I picked ten pounds of lean meat from the meat box and cut it into minced meat. The bartender wrapped his head in a handkerchief and was about to come to Zheng Tu to tell him about Jin Lao, only to find Lutiha sitting by the door of the meat case, afraid to disturb him, so he had to stand under the eaves at a distance. Zheng Tu cut himself for half an hour, wrapped it in lotus leaves and said, "Send it over?" Ruda said, "What? Let's live. Ten catties more is fat. I didn't see anything good on it, but cut it into pieces. " Zheng Tu said, "That's all I'm good at. I'm afraid I'll make wonton at home. What's the use of a fat girl? " Ruda opened his eyes and said, "Who dares to ask?" Zheng Tu said, "This is a useful thing. I cut it off. "He also chose ten catties of fat meat, cut it into minced meat and wrapped the lotus leaf. I have been working all morning, but I have to eat. The bartender dares to come over, even the customers who are buying meat dare not approach. Zheng Tu said, "Let's take it to the general's house. Lu Da said, "If you still want ten catties of cartilage, you should carefully chop it up and make it into minced meat. I didn't see meat on it. " Zheng Tu said with a smile, "but you're not here to tease me, are you? Hearing this, Lu Da jumped up, holding two packets of shame in his hand, looked at Zheng Tu with wide eyes and said, "Cudgel is here to entertain you! "I hit two packages of steamed bread, but it seems that it will be" meat rain "for a while. Zheng Tu flew into a rage, and two angry people rushed to the top door from your feet. My heart was full of the flame of ignorance, so I grabbed a handful of boning knife from the meat box and jumped down. Rutihah walked into the street early. There are more than a dozen fire families in the neighborhood, so I dare to go forward and persuade them. Passers-by on both sides stood still, and the bartender was stunned. Zheng Tu took the knife in his right hand and came to Laruda in his left; Ruled by this Luti, he put down his left hand and hurried in. He looked at his stomach and kicked it into the street. Lu da took another step, stepped on his chest, raised his fist the size of a vinegar bowl, and looked at this Zheng Tu. He said: "It is worthwhile for Zanjia to start investing in his old line and call it' the town of Kansai'! You are a butcher selling meat, a dog-like person, and also called' True Kansai'! How did you cheat Jin Cuilian? "Only punched on the nose, blood gushing, nose crooked by half, but it seems to have opened a sauce shop, salty, sour and spicy all rolled out. Zheng Tu couldn't earn it, so he threw the sharp knife aside and just shouted, "Well played! Lu Da scolded, "Straight mother thief! Dare to answer "When you raised your fist, you only punched your eyebrows, your eyes cracked and black beads burst out. It seems that a colorful silk shop has been opened, and red, black and purple will burst out. People on both sides are afraid of Rutihai. Who dares to come forward and persuade them? Zheng Tu, of course, beg for mercy. Lu Da shouted, "Duh! You are a pauper! As long as you fight with me to the end, cudgel will spare you! Now you ask me for mercy, but cudgel won't spare you! "Just one punch, the sun is just around the corner, but it seems that a whole amphibious Dojo has been made, and cymbals, cymbals and cymbals are ringing together. Lu Da saw Zheng Tu standing on the ground, with only breath in his mouth, but no breath, unable to move. Lu Taihai pretended: "You cheated to death, so you can fight again! "I saw the dough gradually changed. Lu da thought, "I just want to give this fellow a good beating, and I don't want to kill him with three punches." Cudgel wants to go to court, and no one delivers food. Might as well spread it out early. When he left, he pointed to Zheng Tu's body and said, "You play dead, so take care!" Scold, while striding away. Neighbors and Zheng Tu burned the house. Who dares to stop him? Rutiha returned to the lower place and hastily rolled up some clothes to make them soft as silver, but all the old clothes were discarded. I ran out of the south gate with a Qi Mei short stick and left with a cigarette in my mouth. * Excerpted from the third episode of Water Margin (volume 71).
Also known as the loyalty of the water margin, generally referred to as the Water Margin,
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