Humorous lines in Let the Bullets Fly

I wrote it myself, absolutely different, the original!

1, there must be wind and meat; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!

2. What is the most important thing to be a county magistrate? Be patient! What is the most important thing to be a husband and wife? Love;

3. All the women in the city are white!

4, walk the tiger, walk out of a thousand miles a day, and walk out of the world.

5. Jiang Wen touched Carina Lau's chest and said, Madam, brother, I just want to rob money this time, not sex, but I'm in a different bed. Here's a gun. If I offend my wife, you can kill me at any time. If madam has any request, brother, I will never refuse.

Mrs. County Magistrate: Brother, don't mention it. Pockmarked Zhang: Am I polite? Mrs. County Magistrate: You're welcome. Pockmarked Zhang: Is that polite? Mrs. County Magistrate: You're welcome. Pockmarked Zhang: How can I be rude?

6, it's too late, the former county official put the tax in the goose market after 90 years, and the fucking solar calendar is 20 10!

7. I just want to earn money standing up.

8. I only came to Goose City to do three things: fairness, fairness, and fucking fairness!

9. Wu Zhichong, head coach of Fu Huang Yingyong Team: This is not a spanking, but obviously a spanking.

Liu Zi: Who screwed this up?

Asako Zhang: That sounds like Muza. Their names are Muza and our names are Mozart.

Liu Zi: Who else can you hear?

Asako Zhang: When scoring.

Liu Zi: When?

Zhang: When his name was printed on it.

1 1, tout: widows can't sleep! There will be a catastrophe!

Pockmarked Zhang: She became a widow. I can't let her be a widow!

12, a lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.

13, Fengxian Xiao didn't even know she was a prostitute? That is a famous chicken in Beijing and the whole country!

14, second brother was drunk. He asked me to take a message, and second brother vowed to avenge you.

15 Who is poor? Whoever is poor is poor! ,

16, drink the wine bit by bit, and walk step by step ... it's easy to pull eggs with one big step!

17, USD, USD!

18, there is no road in the world. With legs, there is a road.

19, Huang Shirang: Daiyu and Qingwen come out.

Beloved: Aren't they Daiyu and Qingwen? Why did a woman come?

Pockmarked Zhang: Is her name Daiyu Qingwen?

Huang Shiro: You won't play dumb, will you? You have an oriental name.

Three people chorus: Daiyu Qingwenzi!

20. Huang Shirang: Master, high! County magistrate, thank you!

Master, Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard!

2 1, Huang Shirang: Kill the chicken to get the egg tonight, which is the chicken? Wan Hu: County magistrate!

Huang Shiro: Where are the eggs? Wan Hu: Did you marry the county magistrate? !

22. Huang Shiro: Sorry. Wan Hu replied firmly and trembling: My pleasure, sir!

23. Huang Shirang said to his opponent Wan Hu: If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

If I don't have time, I will live to do a solid job for you.

25. Master Tang: Are you going to kill me or sleep with me?

Zhang: What's the difference?

Master Tang: Not the same!

Zhang: Then sleep first, and then kill people!

Master Tang shook his hair: Then kill me!

Pockmarked Zhang: How can I sleep after killing you?

26. Wan Hu: Brother, who are you?

Asako Zhang: Yes, Asako Zhang!

Wan Hu: But your face is not pockmarked.

Pockmarked Zhang: Does Huang Shiro have four on his face?

On the 27th, the fake Huang Shilang and two big families were hijacked. Master Tang punched Pockmarked Zhang with his fist: Did you think of this trick when you hugged my wife and imitated my crying? There are thick and thin!

28. The second child pointed a gun at Master Tang: I will shoot you! Don't you dare say that our little six children want to die!

Master Tang: Don't point the gun at me. I've seen bandits, but I've never seen bandits who practice together!

29. Master Tang: Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests! Six people, still in front of their husbands, still let people see, bah! Gross! I turned off the lights! This kind of thing can cost some money, spend some! Even if you fuck! It won't cost much! Even sneaking around, it is simply a bandit! Bandits are worse! Also let people say hello, just a word! Gross! Money is definitely not earned! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Bah! That's disgusting!

2 1. Brother, you know me! I never bully people. I like being passive.

Eldest brother, you know me. With my habit, everything belongs to Dont Ask For Help!

Dude, you know me. If it were me, no one would live to complain!

Dude, you know me. . . Although my bachelor is the oldest, I'm still known as a virgin.

Don't look at me, big brother. You know me. If I did it, it should be her husband lying on the table! !

Pockmarked Zhang sighed at this time: I heard that you are all stunts!

23. Master Tang's hometown son appeared. . . Zhang: This is eight fucking years old? !

Master Tang: Nobody believes it, and neither do I! Three years old is as tall as his mother, five years old is as tall as me, and eight years old is like this!

24. Master Tang's hometown daughter-in-law: I tied my six-year-old baby and took it as a hostage. If I don't pay, I'll kill the ticket!

Master Tang: That's not mine!

Master Tang's hometown daughter-in-law: It's yours!

Master Tang's hometown son: It's yours. I am counting the days!

25. Huang Shirang's people and Zhang Mazi's people are all four cylinders: (Shandong dialect) they are all four cylinders, and they can't do it!

Standing in the rain on a thunderous day is a bit careless!

How careless!

Let's make an appointment another day!

26, what situation, what situation!

27. Huang Shiro: Good! Three days later, I must give the county magistrate a surprise!

Pockmarked Zhang: Master Tang, he is your benefactor now. Please translate, what is a surprise?

Master Tang: No need to translate, it's just a surprise! Don't you understand what a surprise is?

Asako Zhang: I just want you to translate. What a fucking surprise. !

Master Tang jumped up and asked Huang Shirang, what a fucking surprise?

Huang Shiro: The surprise is that three days later, I will give you1.8000 taels of silver to go out of the city and return the bandits! Connect my legs!

28 Asako: I like Master Tang best. You can't take my love away! Master Tang hit Pockmarked Zhang with his fist ...

29, when I was seventeen, she was seventeen ... ..

30, safety

3 1, Xiaohua pointed a pistol at Zhang Mazi and said: The second child left without saying goodbye, and the third child had to leave again. We are separated by you alive!

32. Huang Shirang took a photo of Master Tang and asked Zhang Mazi: Is this photo you?

Zhang: It's me. I was very thin then.

33. Huang Shiro: This county magistrate Ma Bangde, he is not a bastard! Not an animal! Not an animal, not a parasite!

Master Tang: Yunfei is windy. Heroes wander around and bandits will pay the price at any time! Not if you don't pay! Think about it, you took your wife out of town to eat hot pot and sing, and suddenly you were robbed by bandits! Therefore, the day without bandits is a good day! !

34, this cock crow has become a radio station, I think it's ok!

35, you blew your big brother to death!

36, (forgot the order)

Huang Shiro: Hard work!

Pockmarked Zhang: Is it difficult?

Huang Shiro: That's tough!

Pockmarked Zhang: Let's talk about it later! I'll talk about it later! )

37, more than stupid? This is so stupid!

38. Pockmarked Zhang: Do you think you are important to me or money is important to me?

Huang Shiro: Me!

Pockmarked Zhang shook his head.

Huang Shiro: It won't be money, will it?

Zhang: Think again?

Huang Shiro: No, it's still me!

Pockmarked Zhang: Actually, neither you nor money is important to me! No, you are very important to me!

39. Big Brother, do I hate it? If I hate it, I will disappear at once! If I don't hate it, I will continue to bully him!

40. Coach Ying Yong: Brother, I think I can play. I just heard him. He is not a decent man!

Asako Zhang: I gave him a pistol. If he is decent, you should make him decent. If he is not decent, you must help him be decent!

Coach Ying Yong: I know, I have nine ways to kill him! Nine kinds! Listen to my thunder!