An honest joke (short story)

The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said: I am a system with the leader. The security guard said: Chicken X is also a system with eggs. Chicken x goes in, can eggs go in?

A little boy and his father went to take a bath together ... When washing, the child's father said, be careful, it's slippery ... Just after that, the child slipped, and at the moment of slipping, the child grabbed his father's little JJ and didn't fall ... The child's father was angry with the pain ... He hit the child on the head and said, Shit, coming with your mother will definitely kill you! !

A man and his wife were on a business trip and spent the night in a hotel. A lady asked, sir, do you need any service at night? A: My wife is here. The prostitute said contemptuously, there are fast food restaurants all over the street, and you also bring instant noodles.

The "yam" in poor villages is extremely effective. Men can't stand eat woman, women can't stand eating men, and men and women can't stand eating beds! Someone asked why such a good thing was not planted and sold for money. The villagers said, hey, I can't stand planting too much!