What’s your favorite joke?

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1. My boyfriend’s name is Wang Genji. Once he came to my house as a guest, my dad enthusiastically held his hand and said, “You are Genji, right?” My mother blushed and said, “How are you talking? You are Xiaoji, please sit outside in the cold room." My male friend was a little embarrassed: "You should just call me Xiao Wang!" I was instantly petrified, can I still have this male ticket?

2. Today at noon in the dormitory, the idiot suddenly said loudly: "Everyone, pay attention! I'm going to fart!" The roommate said: "Can you be more civilized?!" The idiot: "My My butt wants to breathe!" Roommate: "Be more civilized!!" Dude: "My anus wants to sing!!" Roommate: "Okay... let's sing...". . . . .

3. Coldness under the belly button is called palace cold!

Coldness above the belly button is called stomach cold!

Coldness at the waist is called pulse cold!

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Coldness on the shoulders means bile blockage!

Coldness on the arms means lung qi deficiency!

Coldness on the neck means bladder deficiency!

Back of the hands Coldness in the thighs means lack of Qi!

Coldness in the thighs means deficiency of the spleen and stomach!

Coldness in the calves means deficiency in the stomach and intestines!

Then the problem comes... ...

Why is your whole body so cold?

The quilt fell to the floor!

4. During the meeting, I saw that Xiao Ma on the side looked a little strange, so I leaned into his ear and said, "Xiao Ma, why don't you look so good?

Although You have just joined us, but you are also an indispensable member. We will fight side by side in the future, so we should share any difficulties together and don't hold everything back."

Xiao Ma Ruoyou. He nodded thoughtfully and farted loudly.

5. Brother: Sister, what do you think of gays? Sister: A waste of natural resources. Brother: Why? Sister: God gave you a gun, but you really used it as a stick. o()o