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The aspirations of the people of China.

An American, a Frenchman and a China are walking in the desert.

Walking, I saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "this is simple and will satisfy you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

The American said: I want a lot of money! "

After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "

Take me home. "

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again.

The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Frenchman added: I still want beautiful women! "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..

The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France."

After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! "

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China said, "I miss China and Americans. Please bring them all back.

France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."

So I can only give you two wishes each. "

The French and Americans think it's best to let China speak first.

In case he gets it back later.

So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

After drinking Erguotou, China people said to the immortal unhurriedly, "All right, it's all right, you go."

Americans and French people continue to walk angrily with China.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am the apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only grant each of you one wish."

The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."

The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to the Frenchman and asked, "What about yours?"

The Frenchman quickly said, "I don't want to see that China either."

The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to China and asked, "What about yours?"

China people said, "What they said doesn't count."

So Americans and French gritted their teeth and followed China,

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " "

The Americans and the French whispered in unison, "What did China say?" .

The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me." .