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Lu Xun's original "Holding and Digging"

In China, when people encounter a person with ominous signs that will make them feel uneasy, they always use two methods: crushing him or lifting him.

If you suppress it, use old habits and old morals, or rely on official power. Therefore, although you fight for the people, you will often perish because of this "doing". Only in this way can they feel at ease. When you can't get it off, you just lift it, thinking about lifting it to make it higher and full, so that you can be harmless to yourself and feel at ease.

Smart people are naturally beneficial to embellishment and praise, such as rich old people, actors, general managers and so on; But in general, even those who haven't "read the scriptures", the "motivation" for any behavior is probably just to avoid harm. In other words, as far as the Shinto is concerned, it is generally fierce. It goes without saying that Vulcan and athel Loren, even the god of wealth, are as terrible beasts as snakes and thorns; Guanyin Bodhisattva is lovely, but it was introduced from India, not our "national quintessence". To sum up, nine times out of ten people who are praised are not good things.

Since nine times out of ten is not a good thing, it will be praised later, and the result will naturally be counterproductive to the supporters' hopes. It can not only make them uneasy, but also make them very uneasy, because people's hearts are not easy to be satisfied. However, people haven't realized this yet, and they still regard it as one of the safe ways.

I remember a book telling jokes, the title of which I forgot. Maybe it's "Laughing in the Woods, Broadcasting". It is said that a magistrate was born in a certain year, belonging to a mouse, and his subordinates raised funds to cast a golden mouse as a gift. After the magistrate accepted it, he found another opportunity to say to the public: next year happens to be his wife's life; She is one year younger than me, and she is an ox. In fact, if you don't send the golden mouse first, he will never dare to think of Taurus. Once you let go, it's hard to clean up. No matter whether Taurus can't send it, even if it does, I'm afraid menstruation is an elephant. It seems unreasonable that the elephant is not in the zodiac, but this is the way I imagined it for him. Of course, there are other unfathomable tricks in magistrate of a county.

During the People's Republic of China (PRC) Revolution, I was in S City, and a viceroy came.

Although he was born in Greenwood University, he never "studied classics", but he still cares about the overall situation and listens to public opinion. But from the gentleman to Shu Ren, they are all held together by the ancestral embrace method. This visit, that compliment, today to send clothes, tomorrow to send wing seats, won him even get carried away, and gradually became an old bureaucrat and began to scrape the ground.

The strangest thing is that the rivers in northern provinces are so much higher than the roofs.

At first, it was natural to prevent it from collapsing, so we put a little soil on it; Unexpectedly, the higher the paddle, the greater the disaster once it is broken. So we "grab the dike", "protect the dike" and "prevent the dike from collapsing". There are many colors, and everyone suffers. If I see the river flooding, I will dig the bottom of the river instead of adding dikes.

It is not only golden mice but also dead mice that covet Taurus. Then, even birthdays are unnecessary in my life. It's already a great pleasure to just save a message of congratulations.

The root of China people's troubles lies in holding, and the way of "seeking more happiness for themselves" lies in digging. In fact, the amount of labor is similar, but from the perspective of people with too much inertia, they think it is still relatively labor-saving.