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English drama script for 9 people
New teacher
Student A: Student B: Student C: Student A’s mother: Student B’s mother: c’s mother: Narrator: Principal: Teacher:
< p>In a place far away, there is a small house. There is a small school in the small house. There are three primary school students and a principal in the small school. Look! There is a new teacher in the school today, so the story... beginsNarration: In a distant place, there was a small house, small House has a primary school, primary school had three primary school students and a principal in, look! Today comes a new teacher in the school, so the story... Start
Students! There is a new teacher in our school today! I hope you won’t be like that teacher last time! Bye-Bye!
The principal said in Shandong dialect: The classmates! Our school has come a new teacher today! I hope you don't like the last time the teacher! Bye bye! Calmly step down
Yes of! Principal, we get it! Goodbye principal!
Student A. B.
C: Yes! President, we knew it! Principal bye! Say goodbye to the principal with a wicked smile
Exit Principal, enter teacher
Students! Hello everyone! My name is Brother Li, wow haha! Not bad! I am your trusted teacher. I heard that you made many teachers angry and drove away. Today, I will challenge you! alright! Start class! Attend class!
Teacher: The students!Hello, everyone.My name is Li brother, wow ha ha!Good!I am your trust in teacher, heard you gone many teachers, today, I'll fight!Good! Classes begin! Class begins
Stand up
Student B: Stand up Students stand up one by one
Good morning, classmates
Teacher: ood morning, class
Yes! good afternoon!
Student ABC: ENENGood afternoon!
I will draw a picture for my classmates first, and then what will you do!
Teacher: I give the students to draw a picture, then you are what
Draw a peach on the blackboard
What is this?
Teacher: What it is?
Teacher, can I say it in Chinese?
Student B: Teacher, can I speak in Chinese?
Yes
Teacher: OK
This is butt!
Student B: pigu!
This is...forget it...forget it...I admit it! All right! Just think of it as your butt!
Teacher: This is...Forget it.Forget it.I recognized! That'll be fine.When is your butt!
Okay! Next question! I write Chinese on the blackboard, and you speak English! OK?
Teacher: Good! The next problem! I write Chinese on the blackboard, you speak English! All right?
Good
Student ABC: OK!
Write "piranha" on the blackboard
Piranha
Student A raised his hand: eat people fish!
This…. Okay... Not bad... Not bad... You have a very rich imagination!
Teacher: This...OK.Nice.Nice.. you are very rich in imagination!
Okay! Next question! I write the equation and you tell me the answer!
Teacher: That's OK.The next problem!I write a formula, you say the answer!
Write "1+1= 2+2= 3+ on the blackboard 3= 4+4= 5+5= ”
2 4 6 8 10
Student C: Two four six eight ten did not speak, only Hu Zhiyong spoke
Shut up!
Teacher: Shut up and write “1+2= 2+3= 3+4= 4+5= ” on the blackboard.
3 4….
< p>Student C: three four... Before I could finish speaking, the teacher covered his mouth with tape.At this time, there was the sound of eating. Yang Yunqing and Liu Mingkun were eating potato chips
You... Yang Yunqing, come up and wipe the blackboard!
Teacher: You...Yang Yunqing gave me to clean the blackboard
The next course, read the new characters
Teacher: The next course, read the new words
What the teacher read aloud.
Student B: What the teacher read aloud.
Read the words above!
Teacher: Read the word!
There is no word on it!
Student B: Without a word.
Ah!
Teacher: A! Looking back
Okay! What kind of students are these?
Teacher: That'll be fine. This is a group of student!
Good students!
Student ABC: Tip: The content after "%s" has not been translated, and the maximum number of single translations is 1,000 words
Working hard to translate, please wait...
A good student!
Let me go! I'm crazy!
Teacher: I went to ah! I'm crazy! I slammed the door and left
Yeah! ! !
Student ABC: Yeah!!!
School is over
Wow wow wow wow! The child is timid! Dare to go against the teacher! Not bad! Go home and reward you well!
Student A’s motherfucker: Cry! The children feed! Dare to tell the teacher! Nice.Go home and have a good reward reward you! Touch Student A’s head and walk out
You naughty kid, how dare you go against the teacher! I'll take care of you when I get home!
Student B’s mother: You bear the child, for dare to resist with the teacher! Tidy up your home!
You...Okay...I am speechless!
Student C: You...OK.I was speechless!
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