Find about ten cold jokes. urgent

1 A mung bean fell into the water from a high place and was eaten by a shark. What happened to the shark? A red bean fell into the water from a high place and was eaten by a shark. What happened to the shark? A croton fell into the water from a high place and was eaten by a shark. What happened to the shark? An elephant fell into the water from a height and was eaten by a shark. What happened to the shark? A piece of ice fell into the water from a high place or was eaten by a shark. What happened to the shark? Shark series answer: 1 green bean paste (shark) 2 red bean paste 3 diarrhea 4 death 5 cold 6 One day, turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of underwater chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener! Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." "turtle dad:" good son! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go and get back! Tortoise son: Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! " So, the turtle son set foot on the road home. Time flies in ................. Time flies. Twenty years have passed, but the turtle son hasn't appeared yet. Mother turtle: "Wife ... shall we eat first?" ? I was so hungry that I said ... "Father Tortoise:" No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! "In five years, turtle son still didn't see him. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start. He took out the pie and was about to eat it ... suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree ... turtle son said, "shit!" I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly picked up ... After this joke, I almost cried in the back seat. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ He flew ... 10 There is a hide-and-seek club, and the leader has not been found yet. 1 1 Both of them fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living? A: Call for help! 12Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won? A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast. Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time? A: Mm-hmm. Rabbit bar q: wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It is the tortoise that ran very fast just now. O 13 On a cloudy night, a group of girls' school students were playing disc fairy in the dormitory, and suddenly they couldn't stop screaming! ! ! The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory and saw the dishes on the table spinning at an amazing speed, which made them "Oh, no!" " What did you do? "Senior realized that the situation was wrong and asked," We … "Senior said," We just asked how fast it could turn …? "14 One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. He announced: "children, after picking the fruit, let's wash it together." After washing, we can eat together. "All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." "Teacher:" What about you, Xiaomei? "Xiaomei:" I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. "Teacher:" The children are great! Where is Amin? "Amin:" I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit. "