Ask for a short English fable, within 50 or 100 words, the less the better.

In the middle of the night, the still drunk husband woke up his wife: "Hey, our house is haunted!" " "

Wife: "How do you know?"

"Just now, I went to the toilet. As soon as I opened the door, the toilet light turned on by itself. Close the door after going to the toilet, and the toilet light will go out by itself.

"Do you still feel the evil wind blowing?" The wife asked with concern.

"Yes, it's cold wind,,,,,"

"You bastard!" The wife roared, "You peed in the refrigerator again!" "

..... is that okay?