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What do girls think when they grow strawberries for them?

Kiss marks are also called lip marks. The scientific name is "mechanical purple spot", and the emotional name is also strawberry! The main reason is that the subcutaneous microvessels rupture and bleed under strong suction. The most common is the neck, where the skin is relatively thin. If the kiss is fierce, it is easy to leave obvious marks.

? So what do girls think about planting strawberries for them?

For the first time, I didn't feel any pain or itch at all. I thought I was bitten by a mosquito, but I was a little embarrassed to be seen by others! Would you say that our mosquitoes are too big?

He said to help me grow strawberries. I thought it was for a boyfriend who ate so well, but I didn't expect it to be the kind my mother knew would break her leg.

Every time my boyfriend sucks gently, it is a deep mark, which will only fade in a week. He wears a thick concealer every day, otherwise he will be embarrassed to go out. And don't let your roommate see it, take out your scarf that you haven't used for 800 years. I can say that when I got up, I didn't know what the hell it was. Don't plant it on my chest. It's a shame to say that you and I have traces of him. The inhalation of the happiness storm reminds me of the vampire scene in the movie.

When they were alone, they accidentally planted strawberries because of their high spirits. There is no special reason, that is, when flirting, I accidentally forgot the strength of the kiss! Because it is not intentional, men themselves will not notice the unintentional cultivation of strawberries.

This idea is a bit romantic, and there are not a few boys who have this idea. This kind of emotional hickey must also make girls very happy!