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Who has the translation of the whole classical Chinese enlightenment reader?
A parrot is going to another mountain, and all the birds and animals on the mountain are very friendly to it. Parrots have their own ideas. Although it is good, it is not a place to stay for a long time. The parrot left here and flew elsewhere. Birds and beasts are reluctant to let go.
A few months later, a fire broke out in this mountain, and the flame went straight into the sky. After seeing it, the parrot in the distance plunged into the water, got wet with its feathers, flew over the forest, sprinkled water on the fire, and tried to water the fire-fighting mountain with the water drops on its feathers. God said to the parrot, "Although you mean well, how can this drop of water be enough?" The parrot replied, "I also know that my water droplets can't put out the fire, but I used to live in this mountain, and the animals in the mountain were very kind to me." I really can't bear to see them extinct by this fire, so I will try my best to help them! " God praised the parrot's kindness and put out the fire.
Translation of "Eels Save Girls"
Gao Huai Middle School sells eel noodles in Xiaodongmen, Yangzhou. He slaughtered thousands of eels every day, and a handmaid pitied him. Every night, she secretly fished out some eels from the water tank and threw them into the river through the back window. It took about a year. One day, a fire broke out in the shop, and the maid escaped in a hurry and was burned by the fire. She was so tired that she lay by the river and fell asleep in the middle of the night. After waking up, I found that not only the pain was relieved, but also the burned area was much better. She looked around and found that the wound was covered with mud from the river, while the ground left traces of eels walking. Only then did she know that it was the eel that had been released before to save her.
Gao Huai was moved by his handmaid's behavior, so he immediately stopped his work and dismantled the boiler. There was a hole under the boiler, and he threw countless live eels into the river.
Text translation
Huang Xiang is from the Han Dynasty. When he was 9 years old, he knew how to serve his parents. Summer is coming, and the weather is extremely sultry. Huang Xiang took a fan, fanned his parents' bed and pillow, fanned mosquitoes and bloodsucking insects in mosquito nets, and let his father sleep peacefully after a hard day's work.
In winter nights, the weather is particularly cold. Huang Xiang warmed his parents' bed with his body temperature, and then called his father to sleep. In this way, the story of Huang Xiang's banquet spread, known as "A Chinese Odyssey, Jiangxia Huang Xiang".
Translation of Lu Ji Huai Drama
In the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Lu Ji in the State of Wu. When the official position was the largest, he once served as a satrap and was proficient in astronomical calendars. When he was six years old, he met Yuan Shu in Jiujiang. Yuan Shu was given oranges, and Lu Ji secretly hid three. When he left Yuan Shu, oranges fell to the ground. Yuan Shu said with a smile: "Lu Lang is a guest here, but he goes back with oranges. What is the reason?" Lu Ji knelt down and replied, "Because oranges are sweet, I want to take them back to my mother!" " "Yuan Shu said:" Lu Lang knew filial piety at such a young age, and he will definitely become a great talent when he grows up! "Yuan Shu was surprised and often praised in the future.
Translate "Dogs Save Young Girls"
Villagers in Chenggong County keep dogs. One day, a mother went up the mountain to collect firewood. My daughter couldn't keep up and suddenly fell behind her mother for several miles. Suddenly it snowed heavily, and when her mother came back to collect firewood at night, her daughter and dog were gone. The mother was very scared in the village. She ran back and forth loudly, but she never saw her daughter. The nearby village helped to find it, but it didn't help. In the evening, her parents were very sad. They thought that her daughter might be drowned and fall into the well. Just before dawn, my parents turned to the nearby village for help. Finally, I saw the girl lying under a tree, and the dog snuggled up to her, but she didn't die. It happened in November of the 11th year of Yongzheng, which was not surprising to people in the same county.
Sun Tai's Translation
Sun Tai is from Yang Shan. When I was young, I studied under Huang Fuying, and my moral character was very ancient. Sun Tai's wife is her aunt's daughter. At first, my aunt was old and entrusted her two daughters to Sun Tai, saying, "The eldest daughter has an eye problem, so you can marry her sister." After his aunt died, Sun Tai married his aunt's eldest daughter. When someone asked him why, Sun Tai said, "There is something wrong with that man's eyes. He can't get married except me. " They all admire Sun Tai's friendship. Sun Tai once met an iron lampstand in the city and bought it and washed it. It turned out to be made of silver. Sun Tai quickly returned it to the seller. During the period of neutralization, Sun Tai will buy a villa in his home in Yixing and spend 200 yuan. After paying half the money, Sun Tai went to Xing Wu County and agreed to go to the newly bought villa when he came back. After two months, Sun Tai came back, stopped the boat and left, and gave the owner the rest of the money to move to another place. At this moment, I saw an old woman crying repeatedly. Sun Tai was horrified and told her to ask. The old woman said, "I used to serve my in-laws here, but my children and grandchildren were unsuccessful, so the villa was owned by others. I am very sad." Sun Tai was at a loss for a long time, so she lied to her and said, "I just received the document from the capital and got another position. I can't live here. Your son is in charge of my place for the time being. " Say that finish, untie the boat rope, leave and never come back.
Translation of Wen Zhiming Xizi
Wen Zhiming supervised the writing of "thousands of words", with ten copies written every day as the standard, and calligraphy made rapid progress. He has never been careless in writing all his life. Sometimes answering people's letters is a bit incomplete. I must have rewritten it three times and five times, not afraid of trouble. Therefore, the older he is, the more exquisite and beautiful his calligraphy becomes.
Translation of Crazy Spring
Once upon a time, there was a country (today's so-called city). There was only one spring in this country, which was called "crazy spring". People all over the country drink this water, and no one is not crazy; Only the monarch of the country can dig wells to get water, and the only one can avoid disease. As the people of the whole country were crazy, they gathered together and tried to catch the king and cure his madness. They use mugwort leaves to smoke, needle and take medicine. The king couldn't stand the pain, so he came to the spring and scooped water to drink. After drinking, he went crazy. All subjects, adults and children, are equally crazy and everyone is in high spirits.
Translation of "Intelligent Dogs Solve Cases"
Hundreds of miles away from Hangzhou, there is an ancient temple with strong incense. One night, a thief climbed over the wall and entered (the temple). The dog barked and a monk found the thief. The thief chopped the monk to the ground and ran away with the goods. A few days later, two young monks came in and saw the body. They were very surprised. So he complained to the government that his dog had left. Passing a pub on the way, I saw five or six drunks drinking. The monk blamed the dog for stopping. Suddenly, the dog jumped near the hotel and bit a drunk. The monk suspected that he was a thief, tied him up and sent him to the government. After official interrogation, it was him. It turns out that dogs are also very smart.
10, Swallow
My brother likes birds and wants to keep a bird. This spring, swallows flew in from the south, carrying dirt every day and nesting under my roof. It's hard. Soon, you can hear the chirp, because the swallow has hatched. One day, a swallow fell into the house and was picked up by his brother. He was very happy and kept it in a cage. Mother knew this and said, "Swallows are beneficial birds and eat pests. They will fly to the south for the winter soon. How can you keep them for a long time? " Tell my brother to release the swallows at once. My brother couldn't bear to part with the swallow, but he was sad to see it, so he let the swallow out of the cage. The swallow flies back to the nest and lives happily with her family.
1 1, fool's salt
Once upon a time, a foolish man went to someone's house and was invited to dinner by his master. The man thought the host's food was tasteless, so the host added some salt when he heard about it. After adding salt, the taste of the dish became delicious. The man thought, "The taste of the dish is delicious because it is delicious with a little salt, so it is delicious." Wouldn't it be better to put more? " This man is so stupid that he doesn't want vegetables but only eats salt. Empty mouthfuls of salt spoil the taste, but are harmed by salt.
12, parrot in cage
Once upon a time, there was a wealthy businessman named Duan. He had a parrot. He is very clever, he can recite poems and talk to guests. Businessman Duan cut off the feathers on his wings and locked him in a beautifully carved cage. At that time, a businessman named Duan was six years old and went to prison because of an accident. After he got out of prison, he asked the parrot, "I stayed in prison for half a year and I was not free anywhere." How painful. You eat at home. " The parrot said, "You've only been in prison for half a year, and you already feel miserable. I have been in this prison-like cage for many years. What is there to be happy about? " The businessman surnamed Duan suddenly woke up and let him go at once.
13, stealing cattle
A man was arrested for stealing cattle. His acquaintance passed by and asked, "Why was he caught?" He replied, "I'm unlucky!" " An acquaintance asked, "How did the bad luck come from?" He said: "I just walked down the street and saw a straw rope on the ground. I found it useful and picked it up." An acquaintance asked, "In this case, why did the crime reach this level?" He replied, "There is a calf at the other end of the rope." The people who heard it couldn't help being very surprised.
14, Sun Shuai kills two-headed snake.
There was a Sun Shuai in the State of Chu who once went out to play. When he saw a two-headed snake, he killed it and buried it. When he got home, he was very sad and didn't eat. Mother asked him why. He said: "I heard that people who meet two-headed snakes will definitely die." Now that I have seen them, I am afraid that I will die first without my mother. " Mother said, "Where is the snake now?" Answer: "I am afraid that later people will see this snake again and have killed it and buried it." Mother said, "Don't worry. I heard that people with high moral character will be rewarded. You will certainly succeed in Chu. " Sun Shuai later became your Yin, in charge of the power of Chu.
A drop of water wears away the stone.
In the Song Dynasty, Zhang Guaiya was the county magistrate of Chongyang. One day, he patrolled around the yamen. Suddenly, he saw a small official coming out of the vault in a panic. Zhang Guaiya stopped the little official and found a penny hidden under his turban. The deacon hesitated for a long time before admitting that it was stolen from the government army. Zhang Guaiya returned to the lobby with the beadle and ordered torture. The little official was unconvinced: "A penny is nothing! You can only hit me, not kill me! " Zhang Guaiya was furious and sentenced him, "One yuan a day, 1,000 yuan a day. If a rope is sawed off, a stone will fall through." In order to punish this behavior, Zhang Guaiya beheaded the petty official in public.
16, Mangshan thief executed
During the reign of Xuanhe, a thief in Mangshan was about to be executed, and his mother came to say goodbye to him. Mangshan thief said to his mother, "I wanted to suck my mother's milk when I was a child, and I didn't feel sorry when I died." Mom asked him to suck, and the mountain thief bit off the nipple, bleeding all over the floor, and mom died. Mangshan thief said to the executioner, "When I was a child, I stole a vegetable and a stick of wood. My mother saw it, but she liked my bad behavior so much that she couldn't control herself later, which led to today's ending. " So I held a grudge and killed her. "
17, your generation is also an eagle dog.
Once upon a time, there was a teenager whose family was very poor. He cuts wood to support himself and reads by moonlight at night. There are rich people in the neighboring village who wear brocade clothes and eat meat, and they often show off in front of everyone. One day, the rich man went out hunting. His left and right entourage, armed with bows and arrows, followed by eagles and hounds, and met teenagers on the way. A group of rich people insulted him and said, "You are as poor as my eagle and hound." The teenager didn't respond to him. The rich man added, "Follow me and chase foxes and rabbits with my eagle and hounds. Whoever catches up first will be rewarded! " "The boy said," Although my house has only four walls, I have high ambitions and can't compare with you mice! "The left and right attendants wanted to hit him, and the boy opened his eyes and scolded them:" You people are eagles and hounds, too! " "Left and never look back.
Wang Rong Zaohui 18
When Wang Rong was seven years old, he once played with some children and saw many fruits on the plum tree by the roadside, and all the branches were broken. Many children ran to pick those fruits. Only Wang Rong did not move. People asked him why, and they replied, "Li Shu grows on the roadside, but he has many fruits." It must be bitter plum. " Picking fruits and tasting them is indeed the case.
19, Guan Yu curettage the palace to cure poison
Guan Yu was shot by random arrows and hit his left arm. Later, although the wound healed, his bones often hurt every rainy day. The doctor said, "this arrow is poisonous, and the poison has penetrated into the bone." You have to open your arms, scrape off the poisoned bones and remove the poison, so as to get rid of the root cause. " Guan Yu stretched out his arm and asked the doctor to dig it open. At that time, Guan Yu just invited people to drink and eat together, and the blood on his arm spilled on a plate, while Guan Yu was still eating barbecue, drinking from his glass and laughing.
20. white-haired girl
Yang Bailao lost his wife in his early years and had a daughter named Xi 'er, who was betrothed to Da Chun in the same village. The landlord Huang Shiren is very rich, but he is mean. He forced him with taxes from heaven and earth. Yang Bailao was desperate and committed suicide. Who suddenly fell into the jaws of death and was polluted by Huang Shiren? Then Huang Shiren tried to sell Xi's painting. Daughter had no choice but to run away at night and hide in the mountains to pick fruit to eat. In order to live and revenge, she sneaked into the ancient temple and took offerings to eat. Everyone thinks she is a ghost. Later, when the PLA arrived, Joey was intercepted by Da Chun. Da Chun, look carefully, it's her daughter. Joy told her own ups and downs, and both of them were deeply moved. It can be said that it is easy to see the rising sun in the long night and turn the world upside down. Since this incident, there have been no cruel decrees, and wolves, tigers and leopards have been reduced to ashes.
2 1, Ou Yangxun to see historical sites.
One day, in Ou Yangxun in the Tang Dynasty, I was riding a horse and came across an ancient monument. This was written by Suo Jing, a famous calligrapher in Jin Dynasty. He browsed in Malaysia, looked for a long time and left. He walked hundreds of steps from the ancient monument and came back. He got off the horse and stood in front of the monument to observe. When he was tired, he spread out his fur coat and sat down to observe. He stayed in front of the monument for three days and three nights before leaving.
22. Grandpa often flies kites.
According to the secular legend, Gongye can often understand all kinds of bird language. Gongye Chang once heard an eagle cry, "There is a dead roe in Gongye Chang, Gongye Chang and Nanshan. You eat the meat and I'll eat the sausage. " Grandpa often runs to Nanshan to find a roe, but he doesn't want to give his intestines to the eagle. The eagle bears a grudge for this. Not long after, the eagle reported again as last time, and Gongyechang also ran to Nanshan as last time. He saw several people around something in the distance, talking in succession. Gongye Chang thought it was a dead roe, afraid of being taken away by others. He shouted from a distance, "I killed it!" " He ran over and saw that it was a corpse, not a roe. These people arrested Gong Yechang and handed him over to the government. When the magistrate asked about the case, Gongye often explained the cause and effect, but the magistrate did not believe that he knew bird language. Just then, the birds under the eaves were crying eagerly, so the county magistrate asked Gong Yechang, "If you know bird language, do you understand what this bird is calling?" "Gongye Chang listened carefully for a long time and said," The bird said that a car of corn overturned in Dongxiang, and the corn was scattered all over the floor. Come and invite everyone to dinner! The magistrate sent people to Dongxiang to inspect, and indeed as expected, Gongye often let him go. "。
23. Tang gaozu's crying theory
When Ethan lost his father when he was a child, he passed by the bookstore and couldn't help crying when he heard the sound of the book. The teacher in the bookstore asked him, "Why do children cry?" Li Yuan replied: "Orphans are easy to grieve, and the poor are easy to grieve. Those who learn and can learn must be children with parents. I envy them that they have parents and that they can go to school. I felt sad inside, so I cried. " The teacher said piteously, "You are so pathetic, go to school!" " Ethan said, "I have no money to pay my tuition." The teacher said, "If you are determined to study, I will teach you for free." Li Yuan then entered the school and studied very hard. It's only been one winter, and I've been familiar with The Book of Filial Piety and The Analects of Confucius.
24. Feed the magpie's children
There is a tree in the yard with a bird's nest on it. The magpie is feeding her two children and croaking there every day. Then there was a strong wind, the tree broke, the nest was destroyed, and two birds fell to the ground. Children can't help but be happy when they see it. He took the bird back and fed it every morning and evening. He loved it. When they grow up, they can fly away. A cat came at me and took the bird away. The child ran after the cat at once, but when he didn't catch up, he stopped crying. The child said, "if I knew these things, I would put them back in the forest, so the cat wouldn't eat these birds." This is my fault. "
25. Liu's kindness
Liu is a widow in a village and has a child. She farmed in the fields during the day and spun on the loom by candlelight at night, all the year round. There are poor people nearby, and she often helps them with a liter of food. Occasionally, when someone has no clothes to wear, she gives them her own clothes. Everyone in the village praised her kindness. However, her son didn't understand and his heart was full of complaints. His mother warned him: "Doing good for others is the foundation of being a man. Who is not in a hurry? " Three years after his mother died, the Liu family suffered a fire, and almost all the houses and clothes were burned down. Neighbors give them clothes, cut down trees and build houses for them. This is the deep affection for the memory of widow Liu. Only then did widow Liu's son understand the reason why her mother did good deeds.
26. An owl meets a pigeon
The owl met the turtledove, who said, "Where are you going?" The owl said, "I want to move to the east." Turtledove said, "Why?" The owl said, "everyone in the village hates my cry." For this reason, I will move to the East. " Turtle dove said, "if only you could change the barking;" If you can't change the barking, move to the east, and people will still hate your voice. "
27. The deer also knows.
There is a man named Li in Boshan who cuts wood for a living. One day, he picked up a deer in a ravine and took it home to feed it. When the deer grows up, it becomes very docile and barks at people. There are mountains around their house. When deer go out, they will come back at night. When it comes to autumn sacrifice, deer will be sacrificed as usual. The government-supervised hunters are in a hurry and have to deliver within a time limit. However, the hunter hasn't caught the deer for more than ten days, so he asked this man named Li to give him the deer, but this man named Li didn't. Orion kept pleading. The man surnamed Li hesitated. "Let me think." The deer ran away that night and never came back. The man surnamed Li regrets it very much.
28. Erhong
A hunter got a swan, and the male followed the hunter to his house, singing sadly and wandering until dusk. When he came the next day, the hunter caught him and saw him hanging his head and neck outside, spitting out half a piece of gold. The hunter understood what he meant. It was used to redeem his wife. The hunter released two swans and the swans flew away. The hunter weighed gold, more than 226 yuan. Alas! Animals know this, and family can do it! Sorrow is nothing but sorrow. Were animals like this in where will you go?
29. fickle
There was a man in the state of Song who liked keeping monkeys very much. People call him sniper Gong. He keeps a large group of monkeys at home. He can understand the meaning of the monkey, and the monkey can understand his mind. He would rather reduce the food for the whole family than meet the requirements of monkeys. But after a while, my family became poorer and poorer, and I planned to reduce the number of acorns eaten by monkeys. But I was afraid that the monkeys would not listen, so I lied to the monkeys and said, "Is it enough to give you four acorns three times in the morning?" Hearing this, the monkeys all stood up and were very angry. After a while, he said, "There are four acorns here in the morning and three in the evening. Is that enough to eat? " Hearing this, the monkeys all fell on the ground and were very happy.
30. Kill the camel and break the urn
Once upon a time, a man put food in an urn for the first time. A camel ate food and stuck its head in the urn, and as a result, it got stuck in it and couldn't get out. The man was worried because the camel's head couldn't come out. An old man came up and said, "Don't worry, I'll teach you a way to get the camel's head out." . If you cut off the camel's head, you can come out naturally. "The man immediately listened to the old man's advice and cut off the camel's head with a knife. The camel has been killed, and it is necessary to break the urn before taking out the food. People who act in this way are laughed at by future generations.
3 1, yanzhu
A man in Dangkou Town, Wuxi County got a wild goose and prepared to kill it and burn it. A scholar felt sorry after seeing it, so he bought it and kept it for fun when he went home. But afraid that it would fly away, I tied the goose's wings with a rope so that it could not fly. The goose lives in the henhouse and suffers from the chicken's bullying. When they hear the geese in the air, they will raise their heads and respond loudly. One day, a flock of geese flew over the sky. The wild goose shouted. Suddenly, a wild goose fell from the sky and perched on the roof. Two geese are singing and spreading their wings. As we know each other, one invites it down and the other invites it up. After reading it, the scholar realized that the two geese must have known each other for a long time, so he cut the rope and let it fly away. But this goose has hung its wings for a long time and can't spread its wings and fly. The wild goose on the roof stayed for a day and suddenly flew down from the roof. Two geese sang relatively sadly. A day later, both geese died. The scholar was moved by the goose and buried them together. This tomb was named "The Tomb of Wild Goose".
32, villain
During the reign of Kangxi in the Qing Dynasty, there was a magician carrying a box with a villain hidden inside. The little man is about a foot tall. Someone put money in the box, and the magician opened the box and let the villain sing. After singing, the villain returned to the box. When the magician arrived at the palace, the person in charge of the palace asked the magician for the box, took it to the office, and asked carefully where the young man in the box came from. The villain was afraid to say at first. The person in charge repeatedly asked. It turned out that this little man was a primary school student. After he came back from the private school teacher, he was anesthetized by the magician. The magician then gave him medicine to shrink his limbs; The magician took him everywhere as a tool for fun. The person in charge was furious and killed the magician.
33. Just Zhao Liang
Zhao Liang, a native of Zhao Yan. Wandering in rivers and lakes is as evil as hatred. One day, I passed by Xie Zhuang, heard crying, and hurried into the thatched cottage. I saw a girl with a dirty face and a sad expression. Zhao Liang asked her what happened, only to know that she was bullied by two hooligans in the village. In a rage, Zhao Liang went straight to the village, found two villains and asked them, "Why did you bully my daughter?" A rogue said, "What's it to you?" Before the rogue drew his sword, Zhao Liang's sword had been inserted into his heart.
34. Lu people saw the money go into town.
There was a man in the state of Lu who walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He came and hugged, but he couldn't get into the gate. I really can't think of a way. After a while, an old man came here and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? " So the Lu people listened to the old man's method and cut off the long pole.
35. Bears and people in the camp
A man went hunting deer in the mountains and suddenly fell into a pit and saw several bears. After a while, a big bear went into the pit. This man thinks it will hurt himself. After a while, the bear gave food to several children and finally gave one to the man. The man was hungry for a long time and risked his life to eat. Bear seems to feel sorry for him. Every time the mother bear came back from foraging, she would give him one, and the man survived. Later, when Xiao Xiong grew up, the mother bear carried them out of the pit one by one. The bears are gone, and the man is expected to die in the pit, but the mother bear is back and sitting next to the man. People understood its meaning, then grabbed the bear's leg and the bear jumped out at once. Alas, it is said that animals are not kind, but look at this bear. How can you say that it is not kind?
36 years old, Chen Wannian's adopted son.
Chen Wannian was ill and called his son Chen Xian to bed. Teach him to read until midnight. Chen Xian took a nap and hit his head on the screen. Chen Wannian was so angry that he wanted to hit him with a stick and reprimanded him: "I always told you, but you went to sleep and didn't listen to me. Why? " Chen Xian quickly knelt down and kowtowed and said, "I know what Dad said. I probably taught my son to kiss up to the boss and please him. That's all! " Chen Wannian didn't speak again.
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