Are there any hilarious jokes (not long, but classic coke)? Help the gods.

Mom asked me to translate! ! ! (Super hilarious) Today, when I was watching a DVD, my mother came in with a book and said, tell me what these words mean. Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean? I said, "I don't know." Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything ! I said: no! I don't know! ! Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&； %#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&； Mom: You told me this. What do you mean by "I know"? You should know. Tell me about it. I said, "I know." Mom: Tell me if you know. I said, "I know." Mom: Are you playing tricks on me? You just cleaned up a little, didn't you? I said: I know! Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! Don't pretend to understand! & amp*$%^@$#! % $ @% # * $ # $% (another beating) Mom: Be careful. You spent so much money to send you to college, and now you can't do anything. You can put on airs in front of my mother for a while. Ask you the last one, and you can explain it to me. If you can't say it, I'll take care of you. Please help me translate "I know but". I fainted, picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit the wall with my head for more than 40 times, slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times and kicked the corner of the table with my legs for more than 60 times. When I was bloody, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied now? This is not her old man asking me again: "What do you mean, my son, I am very grateful, don't trust me?" "Me:" I'm bored to death, don't bother me "Mom:" Looking for a fight, talking to your mother like this "(so I was beaten) Mom asked again; I didn't hear anything. Repeat. What does this mean? " I said, "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "Mom said again: I didn't hear anything, repeat" I didn't catch it clearly. Say "What do you say?" I said, "What did you say?" (Being beaten again) My mother asked, "Look it up in the dictionary?" I said, "Look it up in the dictionary." Look it up in the dictionary and I asked you what you did. My mother asked again, "You'd better ask someone else." I said, "You'd better ask someone else." "You are my son, I will ask others why, and I will find a fight." "ah! God help me! " "God help me!" "Play with your mother, and God won't save you! (Beaten) I ask you again: "Use your head and think again. What do you mean? "! " I said, "Use your head and think carefully." "Son of a bitch, don't you dare fool me." Then I tried it again. I quickly said, "It means that only mothers are good in the world." "Well, that's more like it. I'll make you something to eat later and ask you tomorrow. "