A short joke

1 Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch carp essence. You are not good at swimming. If you drown, how can you afford this salvage fee for your teacher? Oh, no, no, it doesn't matter to Bajie. He will float on his own.

After watching the 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab.

. . . . . . . . I don't know if you finished laughing. Hehe, I wish you a good mood every day!