A short joke. . . . .

This is very interesting. 1. Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals! It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear. 5. Brother, I am not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother. I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths. 7. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. 8. Only mom is good and dad is good. 9. Gender: male, hobby: female 10. I was pulled out before I could flirt. 1 1. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking. 12. Whose husbands are temporary workers! 13. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall! 14. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married. 15.90, you have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face …16. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it! 17. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion? 18. You engage in art, I engage in you. This is called deep art 19. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe 20. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said! 2 1. Format yourself just to delete you. 22. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love ... Lalala ... ~ ~ 23. On the road of love, Russia always stops, and my mother says Russia can't walk. 24. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it! 25. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love. 26. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark. 27. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool. 28. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water. 29. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~ 30. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well ... 3 1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I can't see. You are online, you are online, but I can't see. 32. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.