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Blind illumination

On Sunday, I got up early in the morning to take people up the mountain to mow the grass. It's easier to go up the mountain to sweep the grave in a few days. When I got home, I looked at Chuishui and WeChat (WeChat and parallel lines). Seeing the above paragraph, I specially searched it. There are several versions with few words, so I decided to quote this.

Give it to others and give it to yourself! Some people may think that chicken soup is too strong. In fact, when I was a child, I heard old people tell jokes like "the blind light the lamp". Why is this a joke? Because they all said, "Actually, I light a lamp for myself, because others will see me in the dark when I light it, so I won't bump into me." At that time, I thought that the blind were really smart.

It is generally considered unnecessary for a blind person to light a lamp, but only when the blind person says it does he know the brightness of his heart. The neighbor's enlightenment made the "blind lamp" no longer a joke, but made many people feel ashamed because they could not do it. "I heard that after dark, nothing can be seen in the world, just like me" makes me feel that the blind are not blind, but many people are blind.

I am free today. I glanced at the previous article. Those who read more than 100 also have more than 654.38+ 10,000. I remember that some articles became so-called "explosive articles", which really scared me to sweat. I also consulted the "director" and finally dropped it. It's good to put on a facade now. "I am a hypocritical Marshal Tian Peng" is described in Bajie's Cantonese: "I have falsely read thousands of people." I feel very tired, too

Only ten likes and more than a hundred likes are the key to the income of the article. Emotionally, I have to say thank you, although some of them are praised without reading the article. I won't say I'm sorry for not replying. Although my praise doesn't work, I will make good use of my rights. Of course, I often see it first. Grandma TA said that the article income depends on high weight praise. Grandma was right. I don't like many articles, but those above 10 are praised by people with high weight. I am also very happy to see such a situation, but I won't praise it, because 50 praises can't support my willfulness.

I have 30 private articles, one of which was blocked, three of which were blocked because I published them as an article, and the other 26 were blocked because I read an article by Ren Zhen in The Guardian. I consulted Ren Zhen and took her advice. This is a series of "read more books". Not writing many books has not affected my daily writing at all, nor has it affected my daily reading.

Occasionally, the topic of submission has the opportunity to be praised by everyone. Simple friends can vote for the right topic according to their own requirements. Anyway, they all wrote it, so it doesn't hurt to vote. I have written several articles before, except for the topics of "directing" and "writing", I have removed them myself, but I will vote if I want, depending on my mood! I don't contribute when I write an article. According to the number of comments on my article, the reading volume is certain, but it doesn't matter.

Having said that, I still abide by the rules. Of course I know there are loopholes and I don't want to drill them. Is this question far enough? They all say that writing articles hopes to be seen. Is there anything in the article for others? This is necessary, for others and for yourself!