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I have been a princess since I was a child. I can't cook and wash clothes. My mother won't let me cook and dress, and neither will he.

First article

Mom, I have grown up. I don't want to make clothes to make a living. I want to be independent.

Mom, I am already a sixth-grade student, but you are still "good" all day long. Other students will learn to cook and wash clothes. I am a little princess and can't do anything. I even need you to help me wash a pair of socks. You have spoiled me for years, making me headstrong and arrogant.

Once, the teacher gave me an assignment, saying that I would do something for my mother. Other students cooked for my mother. I couldn't do anything, but I couldn't let others see my jokes! After careful consideration, I decided to fry an egg for my mother. However, it is quite simple to see you relaxed at ordinary times. How can it be so difficult to do it? I put two eggs by the pot first. When the oil in the pot is hot, I quickly break the eggs and pour them into the pot. Oh, why did the shell fall in? What should I do? I reached for the eggshell. "hey!" I burned my hand! What to do! I cried. Look at this pot. The eggs are burnt. I quickly turned off the gas. Oh, no salt! I picked up the salt with red-hot hands, and I didn't skimp on my burnt eggs. Salt flooded the eggs. I shook my head and walked to my mother with my "masterpiece". My mother took a bite and quickly said it was delicious. At this time, I saw that my mother's raven black silk had frosted a little; Wrinkles climbed up the mother's face, no longer bright and rosy; That rough hand, that waist that is no longer tall and straight, is the price paid by this family. I can't live any longer, jump into my mother's arms. "Mom, I love you!" "Mother smiled with relief, tears in her eyes.

"Mom, mom by candlelight, your waist is no longer straight-"With "mom by candlelight", I couldn't help but burst into tears. My mother and daughter are all grown up. Don't worry about me. I will. I must be a young eagle flying in the sky. I must be the brightest star in the sky. Mom, I've grown up-

The second article

I didn't grow up that year, and I often quarreled back with you.

I was naughty and didn't go home until late after watching the game.

You are tolerant and understand your son's nature.

Love is silence, and you can't help it.

I'm rebellious and disobedient,

Your anger and harshness scare me,

Love is an expression, but I pretended not to see her.

Suddenly one day, you have white hair,

The wrinkles are deep, and the moss is no longer flourishing.

Secretly holding it with tweezers, not wanting others to see it.

I wanted to ask you, but I was too embarrassed to say it. Why?

Maybe it's me, growing up!

But how reluctant I am,

How I hate to see you get old,

I don't want to grow up,

I hope I can live in the ivory tower you gave me forever.

I have a deep understanding, because all mothers in the world are like this.

This is the simplest price of love and the sweetest punishment.

Maybe in your world, you don't ask for anything in return,

Only what you give and what I take.

But in my world, there is no reward,

It is still your giving and my taking.

Took everything from you, took your youth,

Have I really grown up?

Mom, my son left home to study abroad.

You work hard, you have to keep your house,

Willing to be the fence around where I grew up.

Wow, hey, I've grown up,

No longer naive, rebellious,

Because, I have grown up.

I learned to cherish, to be grateful,

I want to be a big tree,

Shade for you, stand tall and straight for you.

Mom, I have grown up,

One day, I will make you smile proudly and brilliantly.

Mom, I'm your daughter. Don't worry about me.

The third article

Once, I asked my mother to give me a> book. My mother asked me, "Do you know what is in the> book?" I replied, "I

I don't know, that's why I let you do it. If I knew, I wouldn't let you give it to me. "mom.

Say "don't understand, don't. Mom will give you some composition books to read!

Be good and listen to your mother. "At this moment, I thought to myself: Mom, I have grown up and I can read these.

I see.

Another time, I was watching a TV series at home, and my father came over and said, "Girl!

Girl, can you understand these TV plays? Don't look, watching cartoons is better than this. "

Wait, I'm still thinking: why can't I understand these TV plays? I'm not young anymore!

I'm ten years old, don't treat me like a child!

Mom and dad, I'm really not young! I am ten years old. I'm not an adult, but I

Also know a lot; I know that you have done too much for me in the past ten years, and I will take it slowly.

I will repay you slowly.

On the night of Women's Day, I washed my mother's feet and brought a cup of hot tea.

My mother made a small card and sent her a blessing. Although I can't catch the grass.

Sanchunhui, but mom, I'll try my best. Mom and Dad, I want to say to you: "Your daughter.

My son has grown up! "