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What weird reasons for divorce have you heard of?

Speaking of the most bizarre reasons for divorce, I really met a couple who couldn’t be more bizarre. They were my old Wang family couple! I left just to go to the ballroom to dance!

The reason is this: Lao Wang can do some small business, and his family situation is good! My wife is one year older than him, why do I call him Lao Wang? Because he is 4 years older than me! It's funny to say that his family is wealthy, his wife is well-maintained, and he has a plan not to work, but there is no other reason for being greedy. Lao Wang is a shrewd person. The disadvantage of being a couple is that his wife is a dance fanatic and Lao Wang is a man whose nose bleeds when he hears musical instruments!

One night, the couple invited me to dance. His wife and I had just finished dancing the first song. When we sat back down, we saw that Lao Wu had a lot of nosebleeds! I had all my clothes and pants. First, my wife got angry and called Lao Wang a loser, so she went home unhappy! The next morning, they asked me to go have breakfast with them and help them with some errands. After breakfast, I went to the court and found out that I was going to get a divorce! After finishing the formalities and leaving the court gate, I called them both crazy! They both laughed and said that they could finally relax. They didn't feel sad at all, but rather they felt like they had found a treasure.

Later I asked Lao Wang’s wife why she got divorced! She said she didn’t have the same taste as Lao Wu! A man who doesn't play mahjong or dance is not the man in her mind! I asked Lao Wang again what was the reason for the divorce! It’s fine now. I don’t have to buy red potion anymore. I reluctantly lost one white shirt after another. It turns out that Lao Wang used a red potion cap to fill his nosebleeds. The world is so diverse that it’s hard to see through. Do you think there is anything weirder than this? Yes!

There is another woman who wants to divorce her husband because: his husband is too good! In the six months since she married her husband, she gained 30 pounds. Because the food her husband cooks is so delicious and he doesn’t let her do housework. She felt that she was getting uglier and uglier!

Another gambler lost all his money when he was betting against a man. He put his wife on the last bet and lost! After the wife found out, she went to court to get a divorce, and then married the man who won her husband.

I have also seen divorces due to division of property, which is really weird. I have only heard of divorces due to division of property, but I have never heard of divorces due to division of property. Weird! It is not ruled out that the divorcing parties have unspeakable reasons for divorce and fabricated reasons for divorce.