English jokes about asking for directions

There are many new concepts 1, 2. Now, for example:

Last week, Mrs Mills went to London. She is not familiar with London, so she got lost. Suddenly, she saw a man near the bus stop.

"I can ask him the way," she said to herself.

Last week, Mrs Moore went to London. She is not familiar with London, so she got lost. Suddenly, she saw a man standing beside the station. She thought, "I can ask him the way." .

"Excuse me, can you tell me the way to King Street?"

"Excuse me, could you tell me the way to King Street?"

The man smiled happily. He didn't know English. He spoke German. He was a tourist. Then he reached into his pocket and took out a collection of phrases. He opened the book and found this sentence. He read the sentence slowly. "Sorry, I can't speak English."

The man gave a friendly smile. He doesn't understand English. He speaks German. He is a tourist. He reached into his pocket and took out a phrasebook. He opened the book and found the sentence. He read slowly, "Sorry, I can't speak English."