Please give me some jokes. There must be no unhealthy things in jokes. The more, the better. No swearing! please

A fat man fell from the twelfth floor. He was a fat man!

Second place:

A candy, walking in the North Pole, thought it was cold,-so it turned into rock sugar.

Third place:

Mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday."

Fourth place:

Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking, the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes. Guess what?-The banana in the back fell off.

Fifth place:

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said, "Meow-"

Sixth place:

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked: Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

Seventh place:

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. It walked and walked and suddenly became hungry ... so it ate itself. ...

Eighth place:

When a polar bear is idle and bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ....................................................................................................................................................

Ninth place:

There's a match It walked, walked, walked, walked ... suddenly it felt itchy, so it scratched, scratched, scratched ... later ... it set itself on fire and finally went out ~ ~

No. 10:

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..

No. 1 1:

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet. ...

No. 12:

When will Chen Shui-bian be reunified? When buying instant noodles.