The joke that country people go to town to blow air conditioners.

A few days ago, a new girl came. At the age of 32, she refused to turn on the air conditioner. It's not good to open the window when she starts the computer. She said she was in poor health and couldn't see the wind. She is good-looking and has a bad voice, and her male colleagues are used to her. Whoever says that will not be considerate of her. During the lunch break, the boss came to get the papers, entered the room and said, "Why is it so hot?" ? ! "I turned on the air conditioner conveniently, and my sister replied," Oh, I can't turn on the air conditioner ~ I'm cold ~ "The boss asked her to go to the finance department to settle her salary in the afternoon.

When I want to smoke at work, I come down to buy cigarettes. Lu Yu JC has surrounded a new Land Rover by the roadside! I went up to ridicule: "Labor and capital can stop wherever they like, and copy cards if they have the ability. Why don't you stop? " As soon as he got angry, he took out his camera and notebook and began to write! At this moment, a familiar voice came from behind: "That's what I bought yesterday, Plum. Come to my office later ... "

My sister and brother-in-law usually work hard to educate my three-year-old nephew to be a polite child and learn to say "thank you". Once he saw me taking medicine, he came over and said, "Thank you, Aunt, I am well." . In order to cooperate with education, I replied, "You're welcome. My aunt should be ill. "

The husband came home drunk, crept into the bathroom, found some adhesive plaster, put it on the wound left by his drunken trouble in front of the mirror, and then crept to bed. The next morning, he was awakened by his wife. The wife shouted, "You said you would never drink again, but you still broke your word. You must have been drunk again yesterday! " ""no! "The husband tried to hide it." Still dishonest! Look, how many plasters have been put on the mirror in the bathroom? ! "

Once I wore a pair of canvas shoes, and a male student in our class also wore a pair similar to mine. Then some other girls began to boo: "Are your shoes the same?" ? A few dollars? "More chilling is the boy's answer," I am converse. Where is she? "? I don't know where I bought the stall. "At that time, I really didn't understand their psychology of saying these words, even though my shoes were really cheap and had no brand.

My buddy complained to me as soon as we met, saying that he always sweated a while ago and sweated as soon as he slept. The hospital inspection cost more than 1 1,000 yuan. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor and prescribed more than a dozen Chinese medicines, but it didn't work after drinking them, and it got worse every day. I asked, "What happened? Cured? " Buddy: "Later, I turned off the electric blanket!" " "

"So he was scolded. . . "