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Two-part allegorical sayings, words, humorous stories, ancient and modern joke tips, advertising words, cross talk, dialogue. I want to make a handwritten newspaper. These contents are all available. Take care of this A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery

A sinus figure-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Arneman Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape

Grandma has a beard-not normal.

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.

The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck

Ducks are running around with knives.

Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Ducks scurrying about

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

A ball with a knife-it's flat.

The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.

Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind

Short people watch the play-listen.

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

Short woman-low knowledge

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

Short people sit on high stools-out of reach; Up and down out of reach; Up-down dilemma

Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.

Wooden fish in Antang-let people fight.

Quails want to eat the fruit from the tree-they can't reach it; Think of good things; Want to be beautiful

Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins

Fishing for the moon on the shore-in vain; be invalid

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Can't do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-regardless of the tail; Rise in succession

Top door of wide tube of chopping block

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor

Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife

Stalking-sneaking around

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

Secretly stumble-wither.

Burn out the lamp oil-burn the heart (core)

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning

Eight hundred dollars fell into the well-which one is hard to touch?

The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

A string of 800 copper coins-out of step (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice-add another flavor

Eight generations of old scores-I can't tell.

Eight-inch shoes-embarrassing

A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.

Starlings peck at persimmons-pick soft ones.

Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (extension)

Eight dollars for gypsum dyeing

A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.

Eight crooked necks are sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone.

The format of stereotyped writing-sameness