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Yan Zi asked Chu to write another 300 words.
One day, the king of Chu invited Yan Zi to go hunting and horse racing in the suburbs, and Yan Zi agreed.
The king of Chu took Yan Zi to his horse farm. Yan Zi patted the horse and touched it. He liked it very much. Just as he was about to get on the horse, the king of Chu took him and told him to ride a horse that didn't look like a horse, and the donkey didn't look like a donkey.
Yan Zi asked the king of Chu, "My Lord, why did you give me a monster like a horse and a mount like a donkey?" The king of Chu felt that Yan Zi had taken the bait and said, "This monster was left behind by horses and donkeys, and none of us can tame it. I heard that Qi people are good at training horses. I want to take the doctor exam. I wonder if you can tame it? "
Everyone thought Yan Zi would be laughed at, so they secretly laughed. I didn't know Yan Zi's face didn't change color. He replied, "Your Majesty, with all due respect, Qi also has this kind of monster. Although we tamed it, we can't figure out where this monster came from. Now we finally understand that this thing comes from Chu. "
At this time, a knowledgeable man came over and saw the monster and said, "At this time, mules are stupid and ugly animals among animals." Hearing this, the king of Chu felt a little ashamed. Even this thing can't be tamed. It's no use.
After listening to this, Yan Zi pushed his luck and said, "I heard that Chu people are all like his mounts." The king of Chu blushed.
The king of Chu was convinced and gave Yanzi a good horse.
2. Yan Zi unfolded the first story of Chu State, Drilling Dog Hole, and used 300 words. Yan Zi was a famous thinker, politician and foreign writer in the Spring and Autumn Period. Today, in our Chinese class, we learned a text about Yan Zi-Yan Zi makes Chu.
I admire Yan Zi very much, because he is good at words, and his words are meaningful. For example, when the king of Chu first wanted to humiliate Yan Zi, he closed the gate and the dog's hole opened. Yan Zi said, "Only when you visit Dog Country can you go through this hole. Yan Zi's words mean that if the king of Chu wants to admit that his country is a dog country, he must drill a dog hole. If the king of Chu wants to say that his country is not a dog country, he must open the gate. When Yan Zi saw the king of Chu, he made a witty remark and hit him head on.
I admire Stefanie's patriotism and her language skills. For example, when the King of Chu caught a thief and humiliated Qi people, Yan Zi used oranges as an analogy: being born in Huainan and Huaibei is because of the different water and soil, which shows that Qi people can live and work in peace and contentment in Qi, and they can become robbers in Chu because of the different water and soil. The meaning of this sentence is: Qi people can live and work in peace and contentment in their own country and act as robbers in Chu, which shows that Chu is a' robber country'. This not only strongly refuted the insult of the king of Chu, but also safeguarded the dignity of Qi.
From the three battles between Yanzi and the king of Chu, I think Yanzi is a smart, witty and resourceful person. At the same time, I understand that if you are as insidious and cunning as the king of Chu, you will always end up in bring disgrace to oneself; If you are as smart, witty, eloquent, brave and knowledgeable as Yan Zi, and safeguard the dignity of the motherland, you will eventually be respected by everyone forever. To be a useful person, you must go through many ups and downs. First of all, you must be resourceful. Besides, you must have courage, confidence, wisdom ... and a patriotic heart. In the days to come, when we face difficulties, we must face them bravely and not shrink back. Frank once said: If you are a coward, you are your greatest enemy; But if you are brave, you are your best friend.
We should learn from Yan Zi's awe-inspiring patriotic feelings and superb language art.
3. Yan Zi expanded the first story of Chu State, "Dogging a Dog Hole", by 300 words. Yan Zi was a famous thinker, politician and linguist in the Spring and Autumn Period. Today, in our Chinese class, we learned a text about Yan Zi-Yan Zi makes Chu.
I admire Yan Zi very much, because he is good at words, and his words are meaningful. For example, when the king of Chu first wanted to humiliate Yan Zi, he closed the gate and the dog's hole opened. Yan Zi said, "Only when you visit Dog Country can you go through this hole. Yan Zi's words mean that if the king of Chu wants to admit that his country is a dog country, he must drill a dog hole. If the king of Chu wants to say that his country is not a dog country, he must open the gate. When Yan Zi saw the king of Chu, he made a witty remark and hit him head on.
I admire Stefanie's patriotism and her language skills. For example, when the King of Chu caught a thief and humiliated Qi people, Yan Zi used oranges as an analogy: being born in Huainan and Huaibei is because of the different water and soil, which shows that Qi people can live and work in peace and contentment in Qi, and they can become robbers in Chu because of the different water and soil. The meaning of this sentence is: Qi people can live and work in peace and contentment in their own country and act as robbers in Chu, which shows that Chu is a' robber country'. This not only strongly refuted the insult of the king of Chu, but also safeguarded the dignity of Qi.
From the three battles between Yanzi and the king of Chu, I think Yanzi is a smart, witty and resourceful person. At the same time, I understand that if you are as insidious and cunning as the king of Chu, you will always end up in bring disgrace to oneself; If you are as smart, witty, eloquent, brave and knowledgeable as Yan Zi, and safeguard the dignity of the motherland, you will eventually be respected by everyone forever. To be a useful person, you must go through many ups and downs. First of all, you must be resourceful. Besides, you must have courage, confidence, wisdom ... and a patriotic heart. In the days to come, when we face difficulties, we must face them bravely and not shrink back. Frank once said: If you are a coward, you are your greatest enemy; But if you are brave, you are your best friend.
We should learn from Yan Zi's awe-inspiring patriotic feelings and superb language art.
4. I hope it will help you to expand "Yan Zi makes Chu". The fragment of "Yan Zi makes Chu" unfolds, saying that after Yan Zi successfully avoided insulting himself by drilling a dog hole with his eloquence, the king of Chu was almost out of breath because he spent a lot of time looking for someone to dig a dog hole.
The king of Chu vowed to breathe a sigh of relief, so he and his ministers made a plan temporarily ... After seeing Yan Zi, the king of Chu, according to common sense, wanted to give a big banquet to entertain Yan Zi, which added a favorable condition to the plot of the king of Chu. Above the main hall, the war of words between Yan Zi and the King of Chu reached a white-hot stage. Although the atmosphere in the hall was surrounded by laughter, singing and dancing, it was extremely tense. These two men are like two boxes of gunpowder, which can be detonated only by a little spark.
At this time, the king of Chu, who was still laughing, suddenly stopped laughing. With a smile on his face, he waved the golden cup in his hand and winked at a minister who had been silent, as if to signal him to do something. The whole process lasted only 3 seconds, then he laughed and said loudly, "Drink, drink ……" He didn't know that Yan Zi, whose eyesight was 5.4, had seen his every move. When I cooked a pot of millet, I suddenly heard a noise outside the temple, and from time to time came the voice of swearing.
The corners of the mouth of the king of Chu smiled again. It only took 0.099 seconds, but it was also seen by Yan Ziru's good eyes when he flashed the camera at 636f707962616964757a68696416f31333262336. "Who is so bold to make a scene in the palace?" The king of Chu said angrily.
After a while, two guards came to the temple with a prisoner. The king of Chu looked sad: "Who? What crime did you commit? Why is it noisy outside the main hall? " The king of Chu asked three questions in rapid succession.
The guard immediately knelt down and said in a panic, "Your Majesty, this is ... it is Qi who committed the crime of stealing. Because he refused, it was my dereliction of duty. I should say this plainly ... "The prisoner doesn't respond to anything, just like a piece of wood. He is probably an amateur actor.
The guard pulled him for a while before he reacted and stammered a confession. Yan Zi saw through the plot and continued to drink safely. He didn't even look at the man, just playing with the jade cup in his hand. He decided that this was "what Qi did".
Seeing that he was unresponsive, the king of Chu sneered slightly, "Is Qi a natural thief?" Yan Zi unhurriedly put down the jade cup in his hand, stood up slowly, and said solemnly and firmly, "I heard that the tangerine peel in the south will grow very sweet, but the tangerine peel in the north is sour and bitter, and the leaves are similar." Why is the taste so bad? However, the pH value of the soil in the north and south is different, and the pH value of the soil in the north is not suitable for the growth of oranges. Now the people of Qi live and work in peace and contentment, and they don't steal or rob. When they arrived in Chu, they actually learned to steal. Is it that the environment of Chu is not suitable for people's lives? " The king of Chu was panting again and flushed with anger. After eating the quick-acting pills, he regained his strength and sighed. "The sage doesn't joke with me, but I always bring disgrace to oneself. I really deserve it! " ……。
5. Let Chu continue to write 450 words. The king of Chu didn't find it difficult, but he had other plans in mind.
One day, the king of Chu invited Yan Zi to go hunting and horse racing in the suburbs, and Yan Zi agreed.
The king of Chu took Yan Zi to his horse farm. Yan Zi patted the horse and touched it. He liked it very much. Just as he was about to get on the horse, the king of Chu took him and told him to ride a horse that didn't look like a horse, and the donkey didn't look like a donkey.
Yan Zi asked the king of Chu, "My Lord, why did you give me a monster like a horse and a mount like a donkey?" The king of Chu felt that Yan Zi had taken the bait and said, "This monster was left behind by horses and donkeys, and none of us can tame it. I heard that Qi people are good at training horses. I want to take the doctor exam. I wonder if you can tame it? "
Everyone thought Yan Zi would be laughed at, so they secretly laughed. I didn't know Yan Zi's face didn't change color. He replied, "Your Majesty, with all due respect, Qi also has this kind of monster. Although we tamed it, we can't figure out where this monster came from. Now we finally understand that this thing comes from Chu. "
At this time, a knowledgeable man came over and saw the monster and said, "At this time, mules are stupid and ugly animals among animals." Hearing this, the king of Chu felt a little ashamed. Even this thing can't be tamed. It's no use.
After listening to this, Yan Zi pushed his luck and said, "I heard that Chu people are all like his mounts." The king of Chu blushed.
The king of Chu was convinced and gave Yanzi a good horse.
6. "Yan Zi makes Chu" continue to write homework. The king of Chu was very angry. He returned to the palace and said angrily, "Give me a prescription and deal with that Yan Zi quickly. This tone is really unbearable. " The minister of the king of Chu thought and thought, and finally came up with a way. One day, the king of Chu personally came to the inn where Swallow lived, pretending to be sincere and modest, and said, "Lord Swallow, I have offended many adults the other day. I hope there will be many adults." While the weather is fine today, I know that your people like riding and hunting. Please do me a favor. Let's go to the suburbs for horse racing and hunting. what do you think? Yan Zi quickly stood up and said, "Since the King of Chu has such good intentions, it is better to be respectful than obedient, so go with the King of Chu!"! "They must have come to the racecourse. The people at the racetrack took a horse to Yanzi. Yan Zi looked at the horse. The horse is not like a horse or a donkey, and smiled. Pointing at the king of Chu, he said, "Is this the only horse in Chu?" The king of Chu snorted without thinking, and blushed when he understood the meaning of this sentence. However, the so-called "a word from a gentleman, a forgotten horse". The king of Chu had to have the horse brought back. The donkey was not like a horse, so he changed to the tall red rabbit horse. The game began, and the king of Chu was used to riding horses. As soon as he heard the drums, he whipped the strange thing and said, "fight." The monster was hurt by the king of Chu and fell angrily. At this time, Yan Zi was walking leisurely by the king of Chu, who really wanted to find a hole to get into.
In the second year, Yan Zi went to the State of Chu on the orders of the King of Qi. Chu immediately issued an announcement, which read: "Yan Zi has arrived, and the whole army is welcoming him. No one is allowed to enter or leave the city gate."
When Yan Zi came to the palace, the king of Chu saw that he was unhappy and asked, "Why are you unhappy?" Yan Zi said, "People are equal. They are all flesh and blood. Why are you so kind to me? " The king of Chu replied, "You are the doctor of Qi, and you sent messengers to our country. How can I treat you badly? " Yan Zi replied, "Why did you have a completely different attitude last time and this time? It must be because of your strong self-esteem? " The king of Chu did not answer for a moment, and then changed the subject: "I built a garden. Please visit it, doctor. " He took Yan Zi to the garden.
Yan Zi walked around the garden, wrote the word "live" on the gate without saying anything, and left. The king of Chu asked his men to guess. No one can guess. The last minister guessed right. It is a "wide" word. The meaning of this word came out. The king of Chu sighed, "Yan Zi is really talented!"
The king of Chu didn't beat Yan Zi, but he had another plan in his heart.
One day, the king of Chu invited Yan Zi to go hunting and horse racing in the suburbs, and Yan Zi agreed.
The king of Chu took Yan Zi to his horse farm. Yan Zi patted the horse and touched it. He liked it very much. Just as he was about to get on the horse, the king of Chu took him and told him to ride a horse that didn't look like a horse, and the donkey didn't look like a donkey.
Yan Zi asked the king of Chu, "My Lord, why did you give me a monster like a horse and a mount like a donkey?" The king of Chu felt that Yan Zi had taken the bait and said, "This monster was left behind by horses and donkeys, and none of us can tame it. I heard that Qi people are good at training horses. I want to take the doctor exam. I wonder if you can tame it? "
Everyone thought Yan Zi would be laughed at, so they secretly laughed. I didn't know Yan Zi's face didn't change color. He replied, "Your Majesty, with all due respect, Qi also has this kind of monster. Although we tamed it, we can't figure out where this monster came from. Now we finally understand that this thing comes from Chu. "
At this time, a knowledgeable man came over and saw the monster and said, "At this time, mules are stupid and ugly animals among animals." Hearing this, the king of Chu felt a little ashamed. Even this thing can't be tamed. It's no use.
After listening to this, Yan Zi pushed his luck and said, "I heard that Chu people are all like his mounts." The king of Chu blushed.
The king of Chu was convinced and gave Yanzi a good horse.
7. Yan Zi asked Chu to write a full 500 words. Don't talk nonsense Yan Zi's Ambassador to Chu (Script) Time: Late Spring and Autumn Period Location: Chu People: Yan Zi (Ambassador of Qi State), King of Chu, Receptionist, Two Warriors, Minister of Chu State (Qi State and Chu State are both big countries). In order to maintain friendly relations between the two countries, the King of Qi sent doctor Yan Zi to Chu.
With its powerful national strength, Chu wanted to take the opportunity to insult Yan Zi and show Chu's prestige. King Chu (proudly): Yan Zi is short. Come on, open a five-foot hole near the city gate. When Yan Zi comes, close the gate and let him in through this hole.
(Yan Zi comes to the gate of Chu State, and the receptionist lets Yan Zi in through this hole. Yan Zi (looking at it and smiling at others): This is a dog hole, not a city gate.
Only by visiting the "dog country" can you enter from the dog hole. I'll wait here for a while. Ask what kind of country Chu is first.
(The receptionist is busy running to take a message. Receptionist (panting to King Chu): Your Majesty, Yan Zi said you opened a dog hole, not a city gate.
After visiting the "dog country", he went in from the dog hole. He asked Beizhi to take a message. King Chu (pale with fear): Go and open the city gate. Don't let Yan underestimate my country, Chu. China is not a dog country! (Yan Zi enters the palace and meets the King of Chu. )
King Chu (glancing at him and sneering): Is there no one in Qi? Yan Zi (seriously): Your Majesty, what is this? Linzi, the capital of China, is full of people. Everyone pulls their sleeves, which is a cloud; Everyone was sweating, it was a shower; Pedestrians in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder, toes touching heels. How can the king of Qi say that there is no one in Qi? King Chu (said quietly): Since there are so many people, why did you come? Yan Zi (pretending to be embarrassed): I really can't answer your question.
Tell a lie, afraid of committing the crime of deceiving the monarch; To tell the truth, I'm afraid the king will be angry. King Chu (waving his sleeves): To be honest, I'm not angry.
Yan Zi (bowing): It is a rule in our country that when you visit a superior country, you will send a superior. Visit the next country and send it to the next country. I am the most useless, so I was sent here.
(smiling) King Chu (smiling): Yes, yes. Banquet for Ambassador Qi.
The king of Chu and Yan Zi are having lunch when they suddenly see two warriors passing by with a prisoner. King Chu (hurriedly asked): What crime did that prisoner commit? Where is he from? Samurai: He committed theft, and he is from Qi.
King Chu (proudly): How can people in Qi be so worthless and do such a thing? (The ministers of Chu also smiled proudly. ) Minister A (quietly): This time, Yan lost face.
Minister B (softly): That's right. Let's see what he does. Yan Zi (standing up, calmly saying): Why doesn't your majesty know? Citrus in Huainan is big and sweet.
And a citrus species in Huaibei can only produce small and bitter oranges. Isn't it because the water and soil are different? By the same token, people in Qi can live and work in peace and contentment in Qi, and become thieves in Chu. Perhaps this is because the soil and water in the two countries are different. King Chu (nearly fell off his chair in fear): I wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn't expect the doctor to make fun of me.
From then on, the king of Chu dared not disrespect Yan Zi. )。
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