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Long joke text
Beggars in Lu Yu.
She haughtily taunted the beggar:
"You call my dog barking, Dad,
I'll give you one hundred yuan!
"
The beggar said:
"What if I scream ten times?" The rich woman happily:
"I give one thousand!
The beggar shouted "Dad" to the dog at once.
, be quoted
The audience is like a cloud
In full view,
The rich woman had to pay him.
Beggars collect money,
Al Jefferson shouted:
"Thank you, Mom!
Thank you, Mom.
......
"
Mohism said: this world is sometimes like this, you are kind,
Everyone else will use you. You are evil, but everyone is here.
Please. For those who bully you, your only way of revenge is to respond gently in different ways, with the same attitude.
Show your respect for yourself.
At the same time,
You must remember,
No matter how deeply you are hurt,
There will always be someone,
Let you forgive all the hardships that life gave you before.
Hope to adopt
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