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I don’t have high expectations for the second part of Fallen Leaves Returning to Roots
Applaud Guo Degang! Providing suggestions for the sequel to "Falling Leaves Returning to Their Roots"!
I had long expected that Guo Degang would be discussed by fellow villagers in Henan, but I didn’t expect that it would turn out like this!
First of all, I want to say that this movie is very popular and captures real life.
Second, it is very artistic, full of ups and downs, small things make a big difference, and it has historical value.
Thirdly, as a Henanese, I think the Henanese played by Guo Degang is very cool! A bit like a western cowboy!
The only regret is that the robber played by Guo Degang only robs passing passengers, which is too elementary! I mean, he could actually go to Amsterdam to do some big crimes like in "Daisy", or go to the Bahamas to rob or blow up a plane like in "Casino Royale", or like in "The Godfather", If Guo Degang can play the role of the robber who flies a plane and is ready to die in 911, and speaks a sentence or two in Henanese, I think we Henanese should donate some money to him.
The robber played by Guo Degang is very good, and he is also a robber. As the saying goes: "Save the poor but not the poor", and Guo Degang "robs the rich but not the poor", which is good! Secondary distribution of national wealth. Moreover, Guo Degang played this bandit. On the one hand, he was a bit heroic, but on the other hand, he was not a tall and capable bandit. He also betrayed his friends. How rare it is to be such a bandit with love, justice and flesh and blood! The play only lasts a few minutes, but it is full of twists and turns. The screenwriter and director are really good!
It shows that the quality of Henan people is very high. Even when they were bandits, they were top-notch!
Compared with the bandit in "A World Without Thieves" who wants to steal any IQ card, he is much better. I think we Henan fellows should be grateful or proud of this?
It is suggested that when a sequel to "Falling Leaves Returns" is released, the Henan robber should be used as the main character, and his life should be filmed to form a series, just like 007, a light comedy, keep grabbing and grabbing. Asia, go to the world, seize the United Nations, seize outer space, seize satellites, seize rockets, seize the Hubble Space Telescope! Don’t think that robbers are bad people, and don’t think that robbers in art are vilified. If that were the case, there would be no art at all!
——I wonder if anyone has any intention of writing a script for Guo Degang to play the bandit?
This is a very funny character! A bit like Cheng Yaojin, a bit like the master and servant in "Don Quixote", a bit like the fool in "When the Dust Has Settled", a bit like Soapy in Jack London's "The Cop and the Hymn", I don't know. Why did you become the bandit leader? I think the plot must be very twists and turns! In fact, we should make a prequel to "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots", telling the story of the bandit played by Guo Degang. The movie is called "Zhengyi".
The opening of the film can directly quote the scene from "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots". When a group of bandits get off the bus and leave, the title of the film - "Loyalty" will be played. Then, monologue in Henan dialect, "My mother said, life is like spicy soup...", or "My mother said, life is like soup dumplings...". In this way, we start to tell the growth history of a bandit and tell a story. How did the stupid bandit become the bandit leader by accident? The robbery of the bus in "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots" should be the first independent crime after becoming the bandit leader. It should be placed at the end to reflect the beginning.
We can make a series of "Zhengyi", telling the story of a bandit who carefully plans a robbery, but always fails to rob it. He always falls short due to some unexpected reasons - such as robbing a dead person.
Take a look at how the ancient moral principles are distorted and deformed under the impact of modern society, and how they remain new over time.
——This is humorous, helpless, and reflects reality. How great!
Regional "discrimination" actually exists at all times and in all countries, such as the three Nordic countries. So instead of saying "discrimination", it's better to say "taunting". People always think of themselves as superior. This is a harmless joke, which is far from the Nazi's Jewish theory.
Of course, because of the segregation system with Chinese characteristics, the antagonism between urban and rural areas is far greater than between races, but it is ignored by people.
I think we Henan people are a group that lacks a sense of humor, and so is our country. The tragic narratives since the May Fourth Movement have made people extra sensitive and self-respecting, especially in Henan. This kind of putting oneself in a position of being insulted and damaged is a kind of inertia and complex.
Those narrow-minded ghosts who make fun of Henan people are actually just laughing at 50 steps and 100 steps. No one should pretend to be relaxed! I think Henan people are nothing to do with their children! In fact, everyone is like this. If you dare not wear the national flag as underwear, don't call others sensitive.
In fact, I have developed a set of language strategies. For example, if the person I am talking to is a Beijinger, then the conversation will start like this.
Beijingers: There are many liars in Henan!
Henanese: Have you been deceived by Henanese?
Beijinger: Yes.
Henanese: Beijingers have low IQs.
Shanghai people: There are many liars in Henan!
Henanese: Have you been deceived by Henanese?
Shanghaiese: Yes.
Henan people: Shanghai people have low IQs.
Zhejiang people: There are many liars in Henan!
Henanese: Have you been deceived by Henanese?
Zhejiang people: Yes.
Henan people: Zhejiang people have low IQs.
……
And so on.
People across the country came to the conclusion with one voice that Henan people have high IQs! Therefore, the admission score for the college entrance examination in Henan Province is relatively high!
Now, "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots" proves that Henan people are not only highly intelligent, but also highly armed, with both wisdom and courage!
——This is so rare!
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