Looking for a humorous and philosophical story speech~~~~~

1. The situations are different

A piglet, a sheep and a cow are locked in the same corral. Once, when the shepherd caught the piglet, he howled loudly and resisted violently. The sheep and cows hated its howling, so they said: "He often catches us, but we don't make any noises." The piglet heard this and replied: "Catching you and catching me are completely different things. He only catches you because he wants you." hair and milk, but if you catch me, it will cost me my life!”

It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other’s feelings; therefore, they can’t understand other people’s frustrations and frustrations , pain, it is not appropriate to take pleasure in others' misfortunes, but to have a caring and understanding mood. Be tolerant!

2. Rely on yourself

The little snail asked her mother: Why do we have to carry this hard and heavy shell since we were born?

Mom: Because our bodies do not have the support of bones, we can only crawl, but not very fast. So you need the protection of this shell!

Little Snail: Sister Caterpillar has no bones and can’t crawl fast. Why doesn’t she have to carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because the caterpillar sister can turn into a butterfly, the sky will protect her.

Little snail: But the earthworm brother doesn’t have bones to crawl fast, and he won’t turn into a butterfly. Why doesn’t he carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because the earthworm brother can drill into the earth, the earth will protect him.

The little snail cried: We are so pitiful, neither the sky nor the earth protects us.

Mother Snail comforted him: So we have shells! We do not rely on heaven or earth, we rely on ourselves.

3. Sharks and Fish

Someone once did an experiment where one of the most ferocious sharks and a group of tropical fish were placed in the same pool, and then separated by reinforced glass. Initially, The shark keeps colliding with the invisible glass every day, but this is just in vain, it can never cross to the other side, and the experimenter puts some crucian carp in the pool every day, so the shark has no shortage of prey, but it still thinks of it. I went to the opposite side, wanting to taste that beautiful taste, but it still kept bumping into the glass every day. It tried every corner, and tried its best every time, but it always ended up with scars every time. There were several times. The whole body was broken and bleeding, which lasted for several days. Whenever a crack appeared in the glass, the experimenter immediately added a thicker piece of glass.

Later, the shark no longer collided with the glass, and no longer cared about the colorful tropical fish, as if they were just moving murals on the wall. It began to wait for the crucian carp that would appear every day, and then Hunting with his agile instincts, it was as if he had returned to the sea with his unparalleled ferocity, but all this was just an illusion. When the experiment reached the final stage, the experimenter took away the glass, but the shark did not respond, and it still continued every day. Swimming in a fixed area, it not only turned a blind eye to those tropical fish, but even when those crucian carp escaped there, it immediately gave up the pursuit and refused to go there again. The experiment was over, and the experimenter ridiculed it for being the most cowardly in the sea. fish. But anyone who has ever been in love knows why, it is afraid of pain.

4. Miracles

In a remote town in France, it is said that there is a particularly efficacious water spring that often produces miracles and can cure various diseases. One day, a veteran who was walking on crutches and missing one leg limped across the street in the town. The townspeople next to him kissed back with sympathy and said, "Poor guy, does he want to pray to God?" Pray for another leg?" This sentence was heard by the retired soldier. He turned around and said to them: "I am not praying to God for a new leg, but I am praying for Him to help me and prevent me from having one. Even with one leg, I know how to live my life.”

Just imagine: learn to be grateful for what you have lost, and accept the fact of loss. Regardless of gains and losses in life, always make your life full of brightness and beauty. Glory, no longer shed tears for the past, and work hard to live out your life.

5. Fishing Rod

There was an old man fishing by the river, and a child walked over to watch him fishing. The old man was very skilled, so he caught a basket full of fish in a short time. Seeing that the child was very cute and wanted to give him the whole basket of fish, the child shook his head. The old man asked in surprise: "Why don't you want it?" The child replied: "I want the fishing rod in your hand." The old man asked: "You want it?" What's the fishing rod for?" The child said, "This basket of fish will be eaten soon. If I had a fishing rod, I could catch it by myself and never finish it in my lifetime.

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I think you will say: What a smart kid. Wrong, if he only needs a fishing rod, then he won’t be able to eat a single fish. Because he doesn’t know the skills of fishing, and he only has a fishing rod. It is useless, because the important thing about fishing is not the fishing rod, but the fishing skills. Too many people think that they have the fishing rod in life, and they are no longer afraid of the wind and rain on the road. In this way, they will inevitably fall on the muddy ground. Looking at an old man, he thinks that as long as he has a fishing rod, there will be endless fish to eat. Just like an employee looking at his boss, he thinks that as long as he sits in the office, he will have a lot of money.

The most sad thing in the world

It wasn’t the sinking of Titanic

It was Old Rose who threw the priceless “Heart of the Ocean” into the bottom of the sea

The most embarrassing thing in the world

It’s not about being abandoned by your boyfriend

It’s about finding out that your departed boyfriend has fallen into the arms of another man

The most pleasant thing in the world

< p>It’s not looking at the clear drizzle outside through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of Starbucks

But there is a stack of papers written for you by others beside the fragrant coffee

The happiest thing in the world

is not to meet a pretty girl

but to realize that I am more beautiful than a pretty girl (coz i am a girl)

The most amazing thing

is not that a person with a fear of heights stands in the 88th floor lobby of Jinmao and has a bird's eye view of the ground

but that suddenly there is a person outside the window climbing to the top floor with bare hands I'm waving to you (uninsured people are not allowed to imitate)

The happiest thing in the world

It's not your boyfriend kneeling down on one leg to propose to you

It's in his hands Holding a 3-carat diamond ring

The most hateful person in the world

is not the one who steals the giant salamander

but after eating it, he says it is pork

The farthest distance in the world

is not separation between life and death

It is that I am standing in front of you, but you can’t see it.

The most painful thing in the world

It’s not having a cigarette in your mouth but not being able to find a lighter

It’s that the lighter is in your hand but you can’t light it

The angriest thing in the world

It’s not the earth-shattering quarrel on the phone

It’s when you want to hang up the phone hard, but you find that the phone in your hand is It's a mobile phone

The worst thing in the world

It's not that you are driving on the highway in a hurry

It's that you finally see the road leading to the gas station At the exit of the station, you were stopped by the police

The most unfortunate thing in the world

It’s not that you forgot to bring your admission ticket

It’s that when you are full of Arrive at the examination room with confidence, but you find that you are three days late

The saddest thing in the world

It is not that your dear one dies

It is you My dear killed you

The most unpalatable dish in the world

It is not accidentally cooked by someone who cannot cook

It is Cooked deliberately by people who know how to cook

The most common people in the world who complain about how fat they are

are not fat people

but are skinny and skinny. Ma Zi

The ugliest woman in the world

Not Dong Shi

But Xi Shi after taking off her makeup

The most boring person in the world

It’s not me who writes this article

It’s you who read this article

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