I feel so tired. Who can tell me some jokes?

1, a male teacher said to a girl who dozed off in class, "I worked hard up there, but you were indifferent down there." If you don't cooperate actively, you won't even respond. If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame me for failing! "

The whole class fainted.

Lao Li met Lao Wang in the corridor and saw that he was black and blue. He asked curiously, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lao Wang replied, "My wife threw my coat out of the window last night."

Lao Li asked inexplicably, "Does this have anything to do with your face?"

Lao Wang shrugged his shoulders, spread out his hands and said firmly, "Unfortunately, I happened to be wearing that coat last night."

……

Nearby, a little girl showed off her toys to a little boy.

The little boy took off his trousers and pointed to his penis. "Do you have this?"

The little girl ran home crying.

After a while, the little girl came out, took off her pants and said to the little boy, "My mother said that as long as we have this, we can have as many things as we want."