Script of Spring Festival Evening Sketch (New Theory of Five Senses)

The new head of the five senses: audience friends, my five senses and I have paid a New Year call to you! Eyes: I am Ma Dong's eyes. I wish everyone a bright smile! Boss: Hey, how happy my eyes are! Ear: I'm Ma Donger. Wish you all the best! Head: Blessed are the big ears! Mouth: I am Ma Dong's mouth. I wish everyone a smile! Head: My mouth can talk! Nose: I'm Ma Dong's nose. I wish you all a happy Spring Festival! Head: Hey! Why is it my turn to change my foreign nose? Nose: foreign noses are big. You can breathe happily! Eyes, ears and mouth: Yes, you can breathe happily! Boss: What am I happy about? Eyes, ears, mouth and nose: huh? Head: Trouble! Eyes, ears, mouth and nose: What's the matter? Head: I was drunk driving last night. I was caught by the police and my driver's license was deducted. What should I do? Eyes: I didn't see it! Eyes, ears, mouth and nose: It has nothing to do with me! Head: Stop! Why? Old habits again! No one can escape, one by one, come on! Who says first? What about you? (Pointing at the nose) Ears, mouth and nose: Eyes! You saw it first, you come! Head: Come on! You come! Eyes! (eyes: ah? (You can see best, you go first! (Eyes: What am I talking about? (Looking into his ear) Drunk driving! (Eyes: Yo! You drink and drive! ) I said, look at me and say ok! (Eyes: I didn't look at you! ) This is looking at me! I'm here! (Turning his eyes, he looked at his nose and said, Oh, there you are! Hello! Hello! ) hey! What are my eyes? This is! (Eyes: You don't know, Xu has a problem with his eyes! What happened to my eyes? (squints! ) I squint! (Not too old! When does it tilt? At the sight of this woman, he tilted! Even if I squinted, you could see the police yesterday! It's a policewoman, and I closed my eyes! Hum! ) hey! He is hiding! Keep your eyes behind your nose and push your nose! ) Nose: He shirked it! Colonel: What did you say? Nose: He's just stalling! Head: listen, listen, ah! This attitude! As a foreign nose, not far from Wan Li, Wan Li came to us. What spirit is this? (Eyes: What spirit? ) Here it is. . . The spirit of nose to face! (Nose: Hi! ) Come on! Nose, tell me! (Nose: What did I say? ) drink and drive! (Nose: You drink and drive! ) You were there! (Nose: Ouch! This is an internal affair of China people! Dude, I'm not involved! Hey hey! ) hey! He won't be involved now! (Nose: No! Everyone knows that Ma Dong has a problem with his nose! What happened to my nose? (pervasive! ) you show everyone, I'm dead! Have a vision! It's no use having eyes! I kept sneezing that day, ahhhhh! I don't know anything. Wow! ) hey! He's hiding, too It doesn't matter! Let me ask this! Head: Ears! (Ear: Yesterday's Yanghe Daqu was not bad! Mouth: looking for you! You, I tell you (ear: no, Xu's ear has a problem) I know what you mean by this sentence; Then you have to talk about it! (Ear: What did you say? ) Let me tell you something! Speak louder! Say what? ) Let me tell you something! (ouch! Why don't you shut up? ) What am I doing? What is she talking about? ) Whose wallet? (mine! ) hey! Wait, how did you hear that? (Ears are bigger than mouth: No, what did you say? ) again! You, don't pretend not to hear! You're going to court tomorrow! What are you doing in the court this Spring Festival? ) Are you serious! You want a divorce! Why? ) I don't know the word sincerity? (The third party is Feng Gong! ) I can't believe you can't hear clearly! Are you going to marry Dong Qing after graduation? ) You are faking it! (It's Zhu Jun anyway! ) Who is this and who! (No, marry Xu! ) What a mess! Oh, my father-in-law is Bi Fujian! ) you go! Head: mouth! You can't run! Tell me! (Mouth: That means drunk driving! ) right! (Mouth: Needless to say! Besides, everyone knows that Xu has a problem with his mouth! ) wait a minute! The three of them said I had a problem, and I admitted it. I, uh, asked! There is nothing wrong with my mouth! Yes, there must be something wrong with your mouth when you speak, right? (But after drinking it) What's the matter? (You even asked him not to take it off) Me what? What did she say? (Ear: She said you couldn't make it clear) How did you hear this sentence? You keep your tongue straight again and again. Tell me what happened last night! Talk well! (Mouth: Tuo Dou, order four! Several people on the island chopped the fish soup, and after chopping it, they went to various places to chop it. When I'm done, I'll push the topic, Russian 8: 00, e 8: 00, who's afraid of who! Knock on the door. At that time, a cup of soybeans, a cup of soybeans, a cup of soybeans, a cup of soybeans. . . . . . This is reasonable, when Li, push, push, push the soybean, shout, oh dam, boom dam, you got it. . . . . . ) I am like that! If my tongue is like this, I won't drink it. The police took it away from me. Head: Look at the four of you. You want to hide at the last minute. How can we get our books back? Just your attitude! (Eyes: Hey, boss, your attitude is wrong! What's wrong with my attitude? You should tell the police well! ) What should I say? (Uncle policeman) Call uncle! Drunk driving is our fault. But the responsibility is yours! ) hey? How can responsibility go to the police? (We have a bus lane on the road) Yes! (There is an Olympic special line) Yes! Why not set up a drinking line? Hmm? ) set up a drunk driving line? (you have to take care of this! How to manage! As soon as I saw the rickety car coming, I hurried forward. Hello, drink, don't panic, please take the drunk line! ) Take that line by drunk driving! (Oh, no! Create a new traffic jam! ) What should I do? Even and odd numbers! ) This is also divided into even and odd numbers! (1, 3, 5 and Bai are going, and beer drinkers are going on 2, 4 and 6) Hey, that mixed drink can only go on Sundays! Yes, I really can't. We can also group! ) can also be grouped! Go to Erguotou on Tuesday and Wuliangye on Friday. ) well, people who drink Jin Liufu can only leave on Saturday. (How clear the points are! ) What a mess! Paste out an idea! Nose: Don't listen to him! Colonel: You can't listen to him! (Nose: What do you need when you meet a policeman? Say, uncle policeman) Why do you call me uncle here? I was born abroad, nephew! ) Yes, yes, nephew, you have to call me uncle (drunk driving is really our responsibility) Yes! But the police speak the law, and the English name is Yu Wu? Of course, how to fish more and how to fish less depends on your skills! ) You used to fish in Canada! No, I said the law! ) law! (Law is about evidence, evidence is about logic, logic is about reason, and reason can't be clearly explained! ) right! No, no. Oh, the truth must be made clear! ) This sentence is right! how do you say that in English? ) This, Tao. . . Hey hey, I really can't tell the truth! Haha, look, look, you can't even tell the truth, so how can you make it clear? ) hey! I'm trapped by this foreign nose! Ears: Head, head! Never listen to him! Is it useful to tell the police this? Head: It's no use! You should emphasize the national conditions of China! ) How can I emphasize it? (You say so! Which one did you say? . . The police are big! ) the police are big. . . What's the matter with you? I'm definitely different! ) What do you say? (I say so! The police listen to me, please don't be angry. I have nothing to do with drunk driving. Our boss came to treat us and asked me to accompany him. There are two boxes of Daqu in Dihuang Brewery. Far or near, I am a guest. I can't be polite! How about sitting together? (Son, drank it all) Yes. . . I tell you, police, I can drink well. I have no luck to meet you today. I tell you, anyone who has a dream is great. I dare to fly a plane after drinking. ) Go, go, fly that way! Head: I'm so angry! (Mouth: I have to say something) You have to say something! With the attitude of the three of them, your driver's license will not come back! ) Don't come back at all! You have to tell the police, grandpa, I have this question. ) Grandpa is ridiculous! (family! ) Comrade! Police, police comrades, drunk driving is definitely our fault, but drunk driving is two problems, so let's not talk about drunk driving again. Let's talk about why I asked to drive. Why should I drive? Because I want to go home, why should I drive home? Because the family lives far away, why does the family live far away? Why buy a house in the suburbs because you bought a house in the suburbs? Because the housing price in the city is too expensive, why is the housing price in the city too expensive? Because there is a crisis in America, why is it a crisis? Because of the financial crisis, why did she? . . ) You wait! Where do you want me to go? What mouth? What are you? Just talk about drunk driving. I won't say anything about it after all. ) head: you saw it! Push and hide, let me tell you what the environment is now. Accountability system, someone will be responsible if something goes wrong. Who's in charge? (head! ) Yes, I am in charge of the leadership, and the four of you will tell who is mainly responsible! (mouth! Mouth: Huh? Why should I take the main responsibility? Eyes: Drink and drink. If you don't drink that kind of wine, will we do the same? Thanks to you! Mouth: Blame me me? Hmm! If your ears are not soft, can I have one last glass of white? Ear: Yes, I did. The question is, why did you work so hard when the police asked you to blow? Ah, yes! You are talking nonsense. If this foreign nose doesn't wear so much gas, why should I blow it out? Nose: If your eyes had seen which policeman earlier, I would have bypassed him! Eyes: Nonsense! If the policeman who came was not a woman, I wouldn't go forward! You say, you say. . . . . . ) head: stop arguing! What are you doing? Is it more like showing it to everyone? You push me, I push you, that's all. Can you push it clean? Can't! Can you completely solve the problem? Can't! It's up to me at the critical moment, huh? I tell you, we don't need to go to the traffic team tomorrow. Why? Which driver's license did I give to the police, huh? It's white hair! I pushed it all!

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