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The Story of Gusu Radish
Sister, I am uvula. You mean this article, right? Fuck me. Give me the best answer. A girl in Gusu City only planted a radish ... Luo Qiuyang first met Gusu in the school auditorium. That afternoon, the sun was shining, and the auditorium was full of messy dust and scraps of paper that had not been cleaned for a long time. Luo Qiuyang, in a good mood, frowned slightly. He was already impatient, suddenly turned around, holding three mops in his left hand and two brooms in his right hand, and bumped into Gu Su. Even though Luo Qiuyang boasted that he had met many girls and made many girlfriends, he had to gasp in admiration. This time, he met a rare species. That day's cleaning almost became an exhibition match in disguised form in Gusu. Her skill surprised the audience. Everything she did, not hers, was easy and laborious, and she rushed to finish it. Finally, only a group of stunned boys and girls gathered around to say thank you to her. Just when there were only two people left, Luo Qiuyang came along and accosted Gu Su. His smile is clean and friendly, and eight white teeth straighten the shape: "Do you mind if I invite you to dinner?" Gu Su, who was originally holding a mop pole, suddenly froze in place. After a long time, he vaguely spit out: "Good." In the sunset glow, Luo Qiuyang's beautiful face is unusually bright, and Gu Su, who is backlit, is submerged in the shadow. No one saw the burly girl and blushed. Radish even looks confident ... Boys like Luo Qiuyang are born with good looks, good grades and good personality, and have a lot of playboy capital. Therefore, even if you really become a slut, you will be justified. In the grade, it is rumored that Luo Qiuyang's girlfriends are all as planned, but none of them are more than three months old. Of course, he didn't know her before, but she knew him very well. When the list was published, his name ranked first. Once there was a girl who hid in the toilet and didn't cry. It was absolutely necessary to curse her next girlfriend. When the teacher shows off their proud students, he is absolutely indispensable ... Gu Su ruthlessly stuffed a pinch of celery into his mouth, and his expression was more or less unwilling, and all this was captured by Luo Qiuyang sitting opposite him. Luo Qiuyang suddenly found this girl very interesting. He looked at the school card pinned to her chest and said slowly, "Gu, shall we make friends?" Everything has its vanquisher ... After listening to Luo Qiuyang's words, Gu Su shivered and fell to the ground. She struggled to get up from the ground with an extremely embarrassed expression. Before the food in her mouth could be swallowed, she began to desperately find reasons to refuse: "Well, actually I am very annoyed, especially annoyed ..." After saying this, Gu Su almost regretted slapping herself. Nobody laughs at themselves so much. So she slowly raised her head to her fate and looked into Luo Qiuyang's eyes with great sincerity: "I admit that I promised to have dinner with you because of vanity ... but vanity can be consumed once, and I can't stand it for a long time!" Luo Qiuyang, who ate carelessly, got a meal stuck in his throat and couldn't breathe for a long time. This classmate Gu Su is too straightforward. Under normal circumstances, girls are very good at pretending to be reserved and calm, and only she likes to do the opposite. She made no secret of her vanity and thoughtfulness, which embarrassed Luo Qiuyang, who had long been a monk. Luo Qiuyang, who couldn't think of a good way, finally let go: "You misunderstood, just an ordinary friend. I have a girlfriend now. " Say that finish this sentence, Luo Qiuyang only feel quiet. The joy between Gu Su's eyes was beyond words, as if Luo Qiuyang's announcement that he would no longer pester her was something worth celebrating. Luo Qiuyang felt a great loss. In this respect, he thought of a terrible word, everything has its vanquisher. No one likes a strong girl ... If Gu Su's character is "eccentric but worthy of appreciation" in Luo Qiuyang's eyes, it is simply "hateful and unforgivable" in the eyes of most boys. How can a girl be so shy, not cowardly, aggressive and confident? Boys in Class 7, Grade 3 secretly like to call Gu an evil monster. They really don't understand why this cute and clever monitor must act like a queen mother. They don't really hate her, but excessive hormones make them fight with Gu Su every day. The more despicable and childish the trick, the more they enjoy it. For example, this time, he painted on the coat that Gu Su put in the drawer with an oily pen. Gu Su spread out her clothes and looked at them carefully. Instead of being angry, he gently turned to the boys waiting for jokes in the last few rows and said, "Can you be professional when you draw next time?" It is so ugly that it can be taken away. "Time has almost stopped. The originally noisy classroom instantly quieted down, and Gu Su's straight back began to tremble. She has heard countless ugly words, but each sentence is definitely not as lethal as this one. The boy's fist was clenched. He said, "Sometimes I really wonder, are you a girl?" When Gu went out, he happened to meet someone, not others, but Luo Qiuyang who wanted to make friends with her. He decided to talk to her, but before he caught anyone, he saw the girl he thought would never cry crying. True love is a kind of power ... They chatted calmly on the school playground, and Gu Su almost cried, so he stopped talking and started chatting with Luo Qiuyang. "I'm really so evil? "Gu Su asked this sentence very confidently. Luo Qiuyang hesitated for a moment, then said, "You can't say it's heinous, but what can I say? You can't ask everyone to like your work style, can you? "Just as the animal world has its own survival rules, people should live in harmony with each other." Gu Su didn't speak for a long time. She was thinking, but she was thinking not only about Luo Qiuyang's words, but also about the person in front of her. Luo Qiuyang has a rich and colorful emotional resume, while her Gusu is a blank sheet of paper. They are not sure whether such a hasty love affair is long-term and reliable. They are still too young. There was no substantive agreement with Luo Qiuyang that day. They said goodbye to each other in an unusually friendly way on the playground, and then continued their senior three career. In the last year, Gu Su occasionally had dinner with Luo Qiuyang. She ate celery and listened to him tell simulation questions and jokes in class. Luo Qiuyang never had a girlfriend again, and Gu Su began to learn to put a low profile and show weakness appropriately. She gradually found that Luo Qiuyang's words were right, and people really get along in the process of advancing and retreating. During the farewell dinner, Gu Su was surrounded by boys in the class and made a toast. She smiled brightly for a while and thought of Luo Qiuyang. When they met again, it was mid-September. Gu Su stood at the gate of 2 1 1 university in this city with a big bag on his back, and heard a deja vu line: "Do you mind if I invite you to dinner?" Luo Qiuyang naturally took the luggage in her hand, took her hand and walked slowly into the school gate. Their pace is consistent and calm, and some intoxicated Gu Su thought of a sentence, true love is a power to make you better. And if you want to gain this power, what you often need to learn most is calm precipitation and waiting. When she grows up. When he wakes up.
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