A funny poem about the courier

1. Who has a joke message about the courier

1. My friend applied for the job of SF Express, so we went out to celebrate. On the way, the human resources department of SF Express called her and asked her to fill out the information and send it to them. The friend said, "No problem, I'll send it by Yuantong Express later.".

2. The courier of SF Express is furious in our company: I'm paid 15, yuan a fucking month, and I'm going to lose my job for your gift of 2, yuan! The whole company was silent ...

3. A buddy's ideal was to "read thousands of books and travel to Wan Li Road", but the reality was that he became a courier.

4. The flowers in Suer, the grass in Shunfeng, and the monks in the post office run all over the street; Yuantong's beauty, Zhongtong's Han, Huitong's men are all over the street; The abundance of sheep, the wolf of Lianhaotong, and the woman of Yunda are like aunts; The lady of Gulia, the sheep of Changyu, and the quick man hit the wall; Unified apples and long-haired pears are not as good as Cargill's old vegetable skins; The women in the Federation are beautiful, but the men in Dunhao are not as good as UPS's radish legs.

5. Courier: Hello, your goods have arrived. Please sign here.

me: I'll look at the goods first.

courier: you can't inspect the goods without signing for it.

me: why?

courier: our company's regulations.

I: I can't sign for it without inspection.

courier: ok, I'm leaving, so you can refuse.

me: wait!

I took the slip, signed it, turned around, folded it and put it in my trouser pocket.

Courier: That list is for filing. Please sign it and give it to me.

I: I can't give you a list without inspection. It's our family policy.

The courier froze ...

Me: Why don't you go, just say I refuse.

Courier: ....................................................................................................................................................................... 2. What are the sentences praising "diligent courier"

1. Success is the highest; Excitement and joy; Hard work and sweat are synonymous. How many people struggle for it, how many people grow for it, and people will succeed as long as they work hard!

2. When you overcome difficulties, you will finally succeed; When you step through the steps and reach the top of the mountain; When you think hard and solve difficult problems. How happy I am after my success. The sight of climbing Mount Tai in the summer vacation made me realize the joy after my success.

3. The spring breeze smiles on your face, and half a cup of tea is delivered thousands of miles away, so you are sincere and believe in the world first.

4. Hold on, try harder, and move forward. Perhaps, success is only one step away from you. There is a saying that even if there is only one percent hope, I will make 1 percent efforts.

5. Yellow-green geese spread their wings and flew in the streets, filled with lovers' thoughts, holding greetings from relatives, carrying the message of the enterprise and the desire of students, and opened the postal mailboxes one by one, unfolding a smiling face of Zhang Xinwei.

6. The green olive figure keeps walking through the streets and lanes, and the voice in the hand is far away. The postman's love deserves the respect of the whole society. Here, I solemnly extend my lofty salute and cordial greetings to all postal workers: "Comrades have worked hard? Take care of yourself! "

7. He's not a hero, but he's thicker than Zhang Jian's two envoys to the Western Regions. He's not a beauty, but he's more exciting than Zhao Jun's trip to the fortress. How many streets and alleys have a square stamp crossed through the ages? Memory has a warm car bell, a piece of paper long and short stationery, spring, summer, autumn and winter day and night, how many men, women and children? Involved in the more sentimental dream under the moon, he always never turned his head back to an old green bicycle, carrying a whole body of love and hope, "pedaling" on the wind and rain, moving forward-muddy, without asking, wandering all his life.

8. It's not a bridge, but it's filled with thousands of beating hearts. It's not a cable, but it's tied. It's an oasis in the desert and a harbor in the wind and rain for thousands of wandering boats. 3. sentences describing express delivery

sentences describing express delivery are:

1. We are on the way.

2. logistics that you and I can rest assured.

3. transfer speed by heart.

4. Mountains can't stop my broad body, and rivers can't stop my hot wheels.

5. We exchange safety and sincerity for your peace of mind, and we exchange sincerity and speed for your satisfaction.

Express delivery [kuài dì]

Express delivery, also known as express delivery or express delivery, refers to a new mode of transportation in which logistics enterprises (including freight forwarders) deliver documents or packages entrusted by users from the sender to the recipient's door (by hand) quickly and safely through their own independent networks or through joint ventures (i.e. networking).

express delivery can be divided into broad sense and narrow sense. Express delivery in a broad sense refers to the express delivery of any goods (including bulk shipments); In a narrow sense, express delivery refers to the emergency delivery service of business documents and small pieces. The research and analysis object of this textbook is mainly the express delivery industry in a narrow sense. From the service standard, express delivery generally refers to the express delivery service completed within 48 hours. From the definition of express delivery, the following three characteristics can be summarized:

From the economic category, express delivery is a branch of logistics industry, and express delivery research belongs to the category of logistics.

from the perspective of business operation, express delivery is a new mode of transportation and an important link in the supply chain.

in terms of business nature, express delivery is a new service trade with high added value.

Chinese name: express delivery, Express delivery

mbth: express delivery

Latin name: Etiam traditio

spelling: kuà i di

phonetic notation: ㄎㄨㄞㄉㄧˋ

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service categories such as payment collection, return after signing the bill: domestic express delivery, international express delivery, city express delivery, etc.

transportation modes: such as air, shipping, railway and highway

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