Jokes that amuse the elderly.

Walking into the street, I accidentally bumped into a macho man (who would be scolded by K under normal circumstances), so I immediately shook my hands behind my back and burst into tears: "Brother, I haven't seen you for several years, and you haven't changed at all." .

A new girl strolled in the street holding her hand. I didn't want to be found by my wife on the spot, so I kissed her without changing my face or beating my heart. As soon as my wife scolds me, I talk back. Miss, you have the wrong person. There are still many people who look the same in the world. ..

On a rainy day, I ran home in the street and knocked down a child on the way. I immediately told his parents, "I am a policeman on duty" and then ran away. ..

What do you think of Li Bai's poem "The foot of my bed is so bright, will it have frosted?" "?" "He must be nearsighted."