There are forty classic sentences in the circle of friends.

The classic sentence of making friends with rice is 1. Years are often long, and people know that it is fortunate to meet. Fireworks on earth touch the hearts of ordinary people most.

I won't go out in February and August unless it's a game of eating and drinking. I'm ready to swallow the northwest wind.

3. Make you hungry at midnight every day! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

Hot milk tastes better than cold milk. Eat and drink in various ways every day.

5. Pick up the pen, gently put it down, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how to express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.

6. After exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat on an empty stomach.

7. I went to my sister's house for the first time in town, and my sister said she would come to eat and drink. You, my sister, my sister, said these words!

8. A man is a real bitch when his husband is not at home and the bed temperature drops by five degrees. Mother laid an egg, and my feet were cold and my stomach was hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

9. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is very kind to me.

10. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat them.

1 1. In the dead of night, I feel hungry. I want to go to a friend's house for dinner.

12. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...

13. On weekends, friends get together occasionally, eat, drink, sleep and take care of each other.

14. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Du * in his early years, often came to the Meng family for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor.

15. I haven't got up for dinner yet. I am really strong, but I am really hungry.

16. Stop eating and drinking again every day, eat successfully, eat enough and go home.

17. Some people choose to be knights, while others just eat and drink.

18. After driving for two months, I finally punched in and continued begging!

19. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

20. Xiaoming eats everywhere shamelessly!

I feel hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is becoming sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: biting and eating, which crushed my chest, blurred my consciousness, made me angry and made me miserable. Go to my best friend's house for dinner.

22. Happiness is the kind where you go to your girlfriend's house for dinner for three days, eat rice repeatedly, and then settle accounts with her when you get fat.

23. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and a duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

24. After a successful meal, fill your stomach and go home to watch TV.

25. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.

26. Eating at menstruation's house is good for losing weight.

27. What can't fit in your brain is packed in your stomach, so you can eat it.

28. It depends on luck to come to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

29. It's good to go home for the New Year. You can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' homes for dinner every day.

30. I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.

3 1. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is super happy.

32. It's almost dawn. I'm hungry. I really want to eat it Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

33. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner. It will make your appetite increase in an instant, and your troubles will sway with the wind.

34. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to C University in two days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, which shows that he is very lonely inside and needs someone to talk about the person he loves or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.

35. Didn't eat at noon. When you are hungry in the afternoon, stick your heart back and go to a friend's house for dinner.

36. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink, and go home.

37. As long as you have a thick skin, eating and drinking is enough. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I come out.

38. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!

39. Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" when invited, and "putting on airs" when invited three times and invited four times. No matter how you invite, it will not be called "principle", uninvited will be called "scraping rice" and uninvited will be called "pretending"

40. Come to my sister-in-law's house to eat, drink and cherish every meeting. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.

A humorous circle of friends, talking about forty highlights.

A circle of friends who talk about humor (Part I) 1. If you eat and drink for a day, beauty and ugliness are determined by fate. If the sky wants me to be fat, I will resign myself to fate.

I am hungry, so let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.

3. Hungry every day, hungry in the morning, hungry in the afternoon, hungry at night, eating relaxed and full, going to a friend's house for dinner.

4. I'm so hungry, wait for my colleagues to eat together before eating!

5. I am serious!

6. The breeze is not dry and the sun is shining. Have a nice weekend and go to a friend's house for dinner.

7. Some people are life choices when they are knights, while others are eating and drinking.

8. When my brain was pounding and I was hungry, I stayed up for dinner at my friend's house another night.

9. I want to go home and spend 120 yuan. It feels great to go home and eat and drink.

10. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

1 1. I'm so hungry that I'm going to eat!

12. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. A brother will follow you to eat and drink every day.

13. I can't sleep. I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

14. A good cook.

15. I'm so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs for a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

16. It's good to go home for the New Year. You can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' homes for dinner every day.

17. I can't feed myself! Eat, drink and be merry all day long, heartless, and not tired of living! Eat and sleep!

18. The most delicious things in the world are happiness, fireworks and simple meals. This is life. Come to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

19. When the weather is cold and a little sad, plus when you are hungry and want to have a full meal, you go to a friend's house to eat.

20. Friends go home for dinner, tea and chat. After years of precipitation, the relationship is like water, plain and comfortable.

Talk about humorous circle of friends (2)1. It's good to eat and drink with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Life should not be just about daily necessities, friends, getting together occasionally, eating and drinking together, stringing together, taking photos and clinking glasses.

23. Being conquered by meat like this, I don't care if my waist will get thicker, I will be too happy to eat, and I will be too painful to lose weight. Get together to eat and drink on weekends.

24. I'm starving! Viscera in a meeting, ready to kill each other, to eat!

25. Time will go far, and photos will last forever. Today's sweet clip has been successfully eaten, drunk and worn. Thanks for the warmth of meeting unexpectedly!

26. Another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half happiness. Let's eat, drink, play and enjoy together.

27. I am hungry now. If you are not full, go to a friend's house to eat.

28. I thought I didn't want to have dinner, but I was so hungry that I hurt. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

29. After simulating the salary standard by computer all night, those who have never calculated the salary correctly are puzzled. Suddenly I felt hungry and there was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

In the cold winter, in the new year, on the day when my thoughts spread, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, patting and rubbing.

3 1. Girlfriend's house rubs rice, you are responsible for cooking, and we are responsible for eating. May there be fireworks in our kitchen and laughter in our living room. Thank you for all our encounters.

I hope all my friends are rich or expensive, so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

33. I want to eat bacon Daoxiao Noodles. Beef stir-fry Hot soup. Paomo rolls out dough. Hamburg, China. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early and let me go back to eat and drink.

34. I don't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes and felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

35. Stay up all night watching Beishangguang and don't believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

36. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.

37. Come to my girlfriend's house to eat rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.

38. Come to my sister's house to eat and drink again, and cherish every meeting. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.

39. Zeng Fan succeeded, satiated with food and went home.

40. A man is a real bitch when his husband is not at home and the bed temperature drops by five degrees. Mother laid an egg, and my feet were cold and my stomach was hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

Forty excerpts from funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner.

I feel very hungry. If I am hungry, I can eat the whole world and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

2. Eat rice in summer. Since I finished dental treatment, my appetite is getting better and better.

3. Going to a friend's house for dinner, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.

4. Another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal without my cooking. The lazy world is very simple.

5. Start a life of eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so that I can have someone to take care of my meals.

6. I went out for dinner and went to Taoyuan, which didn't taste very good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed a big activity, saw someone waiting in line, and went to queue. So now I look at it on my watch, so I'm hungry. Let's go to my friend's house for dinner.

7. I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs to eat barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.

8. Check out: Attendant: Cash or credit card, sir? Me: Washing dishes.

9. Serve the food quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...

1 1. I think I'll go crazy, so I'd better eat something.

12. Continue to eat, drink and be merry, air-conditioned, the meal is ready, the water is poured, and the food and drink are served, so you don't have to worry about the days of two animals.

13. The "Deformation Meter" crew called me last week to let me experience life in a big city.

14. No clothes, no shoes, don't want to go to work, don't want to get up, hungry, go to a friend's house for dinner.

15. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two subordinates. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

16. Every night, the play begins again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

17. Open the refrigerator at home and find that there are only eggs left. I decided to go to your house for dinner. I am with you on Christmas Eve. Let's party for the next century. Don't wish me happiness, egghead. I will wish you a merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. Now I can't eat a cow, and I can't eat!

19. In fact, I can't even afford the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I'm embarrassed to eat or drink.

20. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner. It will make your appetite increase in an instant, and your troubles will sway with the wind.

Funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner (2)1. It's good to eat and drink with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.

I'm so hungry. I'm waiting for my colleague to have dinner together. Go eat!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.

25. On weekends, three or two friends get together once in a while, eat and drink, sleep and eat Lazar.

26. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek and eat and drink all day.

I hope all my friends are rich or expensive, so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A buddy, usually his wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

29. Because I was hungry, I went to grandma's house to eat and drink.

30. Having food is also a kind of happiness and a day to eat. You cook and I'll eat at your best friend's house.

3 1. Make you hungry at midnight every day! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

33. Stay up all night watching Beishangguang and don't believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

34. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.

35. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night. If you are hungry now, go to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

36. Eat what you should eat and drink what you should drink. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.

38. I haven't got up for dinner yet, which is really uncomfortable. Actually, I'm so hungry.

39. Life is on the road, and life is elsewhere. Whenever there is a waiter on the road, I eat and drink. Rub it if you don't rub it.

40. I am starving. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.

Summarized forty funny sentences about eating instant noodles and making friends.

Eat instant noodles and send funny sentences to friends circle 1 1. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

I'm very hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

This is the place where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

5. On New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

6. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

7. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

8. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

9. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

10. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

1 1. I don't sleep at night. I have to say, it's really cool to eat instant noodles in barrels when you're hungry.

12. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I don't know if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

13. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

14. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and go out without a mask.

15. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles.

16. When I am old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

17. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

18. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

19. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

22. I will be at home alone again tomorrow. Why do you feel like eating instant noodles and throwing up?

23. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

25. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

26. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

27. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

28. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which was successfully damaged.

29. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

30. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

3 1. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

33. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

34. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

35. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

36. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

37. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

38. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

40. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games and eat instant noodles take a bubble during the National Day holiday.